Joe Goldberg - Blog Posts
Fun Fact: if you wanted to have sex with Joe Goldberg for at least thirty minutes, he’d have to cum 37.5 times. Rounded up, that’s 38. He would have to cum 38 times to complete thirty minutes.
Cutie patootie 🫶🏻
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we do not see enough fics of this MANNN. my beloved writers get busy cuz i'm desperate
i don’t know if joe goldberg and steve kemp would be best friends or enemies.
the thing about joe is he wants to be normal. he doesn’t like his “monstrous” tendencies. he tries to ignore them. but then when he gives in, he falls deep into the rhythm again
but steve, oh steve is plain old bad. he doesn’t care if he’s hurting people, ruining their lives- well… ending their lives really. he doesn’t even seem to be in it for the money. steve just likes hurting people it seems.
so i think on the surface level, they could be friends. they both can socialize though they’re awkward about it. but i think if either of them found out abkur the others…hobbies. then it would almost become a competition. like ‘who can get the girl?’ is joe going to sweep her off her feet and rescue her from her “horrible life”? or is steve going to snatch her up and sell her meat before that?
☆ SPOILERS: YOU SEASON 5 EPISODE 10 ☆
☆ I have nothing appropriate to say... ☆
goldrose is like if fight club and hannigram had a kid
I honestly hope You won't be extended to a fifth, sixth or seventh season. I hope the fourth one will be the last. Enough is enough. I never once hated Joe Goldberg since season one, but the third one, the ending, like ugh... I can't. For me, at the least, he has to be caught and convicted. For Beck, Love, Peach (I hated her), Benji... how the fuck does he get away with it?
i drew my boyfriend and i as animal crossing villagers dressed as joe and love from "you" 🥺💜
I need a man to obsess over me in the same way Joe Goldberg obsesses
it’s always “joe goldberg” OR “dexter morgan” but never “joe goldberg” AND “dexter morgan” why y’all gotta fight??? can’t we have BOAF???
just finished watching the final season of You and I came on here to see other peoples opinions on it and... Y'all
seriously ?
the last ep. is literally calling out people who enable and forgive toxic narcissistic men like him and yet what do i see ? people still fantasizing about him and people still on his side seeing him as the vicim.
ik an opinion can't be wrong or right but you people are awful and it makes me sick that you could still feel comfortable loving him and putting him on a pedestal especially after the last ep.
In the beginning I'll admit i did root for him ngl, but him killing Beck made me sad as I felt she didn't deserve it (bc hes crazy and obvi she didn't deserve it. NEWS FLASH: Murder was and always will be wrong 🤪) but then we met Love and i was accepting of him bc she was just like him and I thought they were soulmates and they were gonna give up they're murdering ways to be together forever. Of course, he wasn't in complete control anymore tho so he had to ruin that and kill her. (not saying she's completely innocent bc she did kill people too, but joe had manipulated her and broke her by the end of season 3, bc thats his pattern. he makes these women think that THEY'RE the villians in their story, and he gets to swoop in and save them)
After that, I was just watching, hoping to see if somebody was gonna kill him 🤷🏻♀️
all im saying is: Ik i don't post that much, but this account is NOT a safe space for Joe Goldberg sympathizers !!
perfect marriage
joe goldberg × amy dunne
"i'm the cunt who married you."
song: perfect girl by mureux
movie/show: gone girl + you
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So....basically I have to hang out in the produce section.