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Imhotep, The Mummy turns 25 years🪲🌪️⏳

🎥 The Mummy (1999).

🎶 Bloody Mary, Lady Gaga (ZenEdits Audio).

The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor (2008)

Pre-smoked: Honey Pot King Palm

Smoking: SuckerPunch

So obviously the least favorite of the trilogy. Only because the original Evy isn’t in it. At the very least when they re-casted her they could have made her an English actor and not Maria Bello who had a pretty cruddy accent. No offense to MB but she wasn’t the right fit I feel.

Moving on before I get on this tangent about something not so important. I do like that Jet Li is in this. He is a good actor. I like him a lot in The Forbidden Kingdom with Jackie Chan.

The ever-beautiful Michelle Yeoh is the one who curses JL into the next cursed “Mummy”.

Come to find Alex O’Connell, Luke Ford, digging just like his mom. Looks nothing like the one who played him in the second movie. Doesn’t even have a British accent. But once again, I’ll stop while I’m ahead lol.

Not surprising. A double cross. What a douche. Roger Wilson, played by David Calder, basically uses LF to help out the bad guys who of course want to wake the dead to take over the world. Like the other two movies of course.

I do like that they changed it from being desert and Egypt and when with a new location and atmosphere. Right now, they are in the snow mountains. Definitely different type of terrain.

Now we have Lin, Isabella Leong, calling for the Yeti for help. She sends them after they soldiers. Which is definitely not something you would have expected in this movie. But it would be really cool to be able to speak to yeti. It could be useful for lots of reasons. I mean if you ever really ran into a yeti. And apparently, they know about football. One of them just did the arm signal for Score.

We still have John Hannah playing the comedic relief. Always good for a laugh, “mummies, they never play fair.”

There are so many repeats of the same phrases in these movies. “Time to go,” “That’s comforting,” and those two were just in a 5-minute period. I don’t know if it was on purpose but they are definitely ones that I remember from at least the first movie.

JL’s death is a little gross. Not what I expected to see. I’ve only seen this once before because I got the trilogy, you know you have to lol.

Well I’ll leave the rest for you to watch.

Thanks for reading.

Toke On

-RRR

The Mummy Returns (2001)

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Moving on to The Scorpion King flash back. He and his huge army going off to war. I think this is one of the Rock’s first movies 🤔 At least his acting in it seems very… forced. EEEWWWWW he ate the scorpion. I don’t know if I would ever try one. I guess if my life depended on it… him shaking, omg tf? Lolol

Now present day, 1933. This movie came out 3 years after the first one, and yet jumped 10 years 🤣 I mean I guess? Haha.

Maybe smoked a little too much already 🤣 My husband goes “you know if you do that fast enough you can write your name” I found it mostly funny because it was in the middle of me typing so its like, yeah I know I can write my name ☠️ then ooooh.

Like Mother like Son. Freddie Boath just knocks over pillars instead of bookshelves. And his is better because he saves his parents lives instead of just makes a mess 😂

Love getting to see Rachel Weisz fight and not just be a damsel in distress. She’s pretty good. John Hannah hiding in the bathtub is just perfect 🤣

You know. It would be cool to be able to drive a double decker bus at least once in my life. Doubt it will ever happen, but it’d be cool.

Joe Dixon likes a good curse; I agree with Tom Fisher “He ain’t happy without a good curse. This is cursed, that is cursed!”

I love Shaun Parkes flying machine. Its like a ship blimp. Very cool

Imagine. You’re so focused on your son’s clothing item instead of discovering his sand castle location, you destroy it with your feet…. Ooops 🤣☠️

And in this movie, instead of a sand wall trick, we have a water wall trick. I wonder how all those fish must have felt. Just swimming around and then all the sudden you are a part of this guy’s face 😂

The 2001 animation. Omg. I forget how terrible it is till you see the rock morphed with a scorpion 🤣

No to get the hell out of dodge before you get sucked up into the pyramid too!

I got so distracted, even with kitties.

I’m sure the Dragon Emperor will be better lol. I hope.

Till next episode! Toke on 😊

-RRR

The Mummy (1999)

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Another favorite! Expect to see the trilogy appearing in the next episodes of Reefer – Reelz – N – Reviews! Something else that I know practically word for word

Open with a MAJOR flash back. We have the wonderful Arnold Vosloo who’s forbidden love with Patricia Velasquez. Leaving them to, do what they usually do, try to raise them from the dead so they can be together. Typically Mummy stuff 😂

How much would that suck... to be eaten AND buried alive? Like no thanks!

Then, the beautiful, the rugged, the omg I wanna ride his face, Brendan Fraser enters a war zone. The year 1923. Don’t forget about the also, wanna ride him, Oded Fehr 🤤 this cast man… panty droppers. All of ‘em.

Then we have my previous life, the ever-clumsy Evelyn Carnahan. Played by the gorgeous Rachel Weisz. I couldn’t imagine having to fix all of those book shelves. Like that just sounds like the biggest pain in the butt. “A bit of a mess in the library,” my ass.

BF is such a great actor. The way you can see him realize who Jonathan is before he punches him. I should do a few more of his movies on here. I really like Monkey Bone, what a trip.

Who uses the word “Flimflam” ☠️ flimflam 😂 I feel like I should use it more.

Omid Djalili shouldn’t have gone off on his own. One of the movie laws, never go off alone. Doesn’t help that he’s greedy. Deserves his fate. Stinking bugs!

I know I said that I was Evy in a past life, when JH hits that rock and the sarcophagus falls from the ceiling. That, is something that would happen to me 😂 “Either he’s someone of great importance, or he did something very naughty.”

Of course, BF has to get all extra with some dynamite. I mean it works, but so extra.

I feel bad for the guys who took the jars. I mean that’s one hell of a way to go. Get sucked into AV to help him regenerate doesn’t seem like a way I’d want to go…

🤔 Maybe the reason I have so many cats is because I wanna be safe from the mummy 🤣

I love how JH can get the crazed mob back into a calm mob chanting Imhotep so he doesn’t get attacked when he goes to get the car. RW just pokes a guy in his eye to get him off the car 😂

“I love the whole sand wall trick. Beautiful. Bastard.” I have to say that even though Kevin J O’Connor flips into working for the bad guy, he cracks me up the most. “Think of my children.” BF – you don’t have any Children.” “Some day I might.” I mean gold!

Time for Spicy Garlic Pickles 🤤 and some shrimp chips!

You know… a lot of people burned in this movie. Like full body.

I love how they just happen to get the camels that KO puts his treasure on. Like of course that happened. Movie logic right. He deserved how he died, just saying.

Well, that’s it for this episode. Toke on.

-RRR

Four Weddings and a Funeral (1994)

Smoking: Horus

This week’s entry is another favorite of mine. It is about to come off of HBO Max so I decided to watching it this time. Not something hubby cares for so I watch it while he’s at work.

I’m mainly a huge fan of John Hannah, he plays Matthew in the movie. Ever since he was in The Mummy. Obsession lol. It’s not like the same kind as towards Brenden 😍 but just him as an actor. Moving on…

They are all on their way to the first wedding, Hugh Grant is playing Charles and he is still sleeping the day away. Their alarms didn’t go off so they are rushing to get to the wedding, he and Scarlett, played by Charlotte Coleman. I swear their favorite word is fuck 😂 I can’t blame them, I’m a fan of it myself lol. Of course, since he was late, he forgot the rings. But at least there was something there for the ceremony 😂

I feel like I am Tom. I’m that person that everything that could happen does. Tom is played by, James Fleet. Poor guy has the worst luck.

We follow Hugh Grant as he falls in love with Andie MacDowell, Carrie. Of course, they end up seeing each other throughout the movie at 4 weddings and a funeral lol.

Wedding 2. Poor Scarlett her dress is open in the back. Poor Charles, finds out that Carrie is engaged to someone else. Not only that, but he is just surrounded by all his ex-girlfriends. And even though Carrie is engaged to someone else her and Charles bonk.

Third wedding. Carrie’s. Poor Charles looks defeated. I mean who wouldn’t be. He fell madly in love by just seeing her. During the wedding we have the death in which adds the funeral portion to the movie title

The funeral was beautiful.

The 4th wedding. Charles’. His friends play a prank on him the morning of. Since he’s always late they made him think he was running late when really they got there early and had time to be together before the ceremony.

Of course, Carrie is invited. And surprise…divorce. They meet and talk for a few minutes before the ceremony where Carrie informs Charles of what happened.

The ending shows all the friends and their partners at the end.

Probably the shortest review I’m going to have. Trying not to give things away is hard lol.

Till next time!

-RRR