Poetry
““And i will tell thee stories of the sky,…””
— John Keats, from “endymion”. (via parasoli)
new acquisition
John Keats: Local bitch decides to daydream instead of getting a degree
John Keats:... I'm the local bitch
LOL.
My poem "Mr Keats is ill" features in VOL. 1: END of Tower Magazine. Available for purchase and/or download now!
i would have shared it anyhow but here:
John Keats is a smash, lord Byron is a smash. Sappho’s a pass only because she’s a chick. If I liked chicks she’d be a smash. But titties are gross. So pass. Edgar Allen poe is a smash but only if you give me enough liquor to forget how much his hairline’s receding. Walt Whitman is a pass, Langston Hughes is a pass. Percy Shelley’s a smash but William Wordsworth is a pass. William Shakespeare is a pass. William Butler Yeats is a smash. T.S. Elliot is a pass. if you give me a shot or two of courage Oscar Wilde is a smash. more because of personality than looks. but i was also talking to my roommate that if given the chance i'd make a WONDERFUL lover to Oscar. i'd treat that man so good. Dante and Milton are both passes. Federico García Lorca is a S M A S H. Thoreau is a pass. E.E. Cummings is a smash but only until his like early 30’s. young robert frost is a smash.
My top three hottest from this list are Keats, Wilde, and Lorca, but Keats is only the top because, in my opinion, John is a more moanable name than Oscar. This is what I did instead of paying attention in my intro to lit and film class and working on my American censorship speech for Tuesday.
For one like I'll share my smash or pass list of famous poets.
(I really want to share it.)
Kinda ridiculous that I'm not chasing my lover around our central european castle with both of us shouting Keats verses, holding firmly to the belief that we can never die and we will be together for eternity tbh 😒
The top poem is 'Song Of Songs' by Wilfred Owen and the second is 'The Human Seasons' by John Keats.