John Watson - Blog Posts
victor trevor, the only person sherlock had been at least vaguely friends with in college, just said in front of him and john hamish watson that he’s in between boyfriends and my life has not been the same ever since
yeah so anyway I’ve heard a name victor trevor in the, what, first five minutes of the latest episode and I’m having heart palpitations ever since
Sherlock Holmes at any given moment:
thank the stars it’s sherlock and co tuesday tomorrow because you can be damn sure I need some moral stability in these trying times
John Watson saying you join me and my companion/colleague/friend/flat mate while the only thing I can think of is oh please cut the bullshit.
Companion is already the gayest word in existence and yet you want to salvage yourself by flat mate in a desperate try of not using roommate which is actually nothing more than just the second gayest word in existence and you and I both know it.
Who do you think you’re fooling John, my beloved sweet summer child, only yourself I’m afraid.
me, entering tumblr after listening to the cardboard box pt2, seeing I am just one of us fools thinking john and sherlock would pretend to be a swingers couple for a case, and knowing we’ve found our place in the world to be fools together:
John Hamish Watson at any given moment:
Okay for the record I just wanted to say that Sherlock mentioning an underlaying threat of a birthday surprise party while talking John’s ear off (and this is an unintentional pun regarding the cardboard box, if you know, you know) about how absurdly in love with Christmas he is was not without a reason.
And if you ask me, when the boys come home after the cardboard box case, there will be a (threatening, if you ask Sherlock) surprise birthday party waiting organised by Mariana in cahoots with John. And John will rant before to Sherlock about something ridiculous to buy them some time, because they’ve finished the case too early and Mariana is not yet ready with the preparations. And there will be a cake, candles (maybe just a symbolical one, because Sherlock hasn’t told anybody how old is he, of course), and Archie with a birthday hat on.
And even though Sherlock might have not thought that his birthday was relevant, he will be smiling to himself after the party is over (and after John with Mariana had just given him the tightest of hugs, maybe even a quick kiss on a forehead, because this is our Sherlock).
You know, just for the record.
I FUCKING KNEW IT. I FUCKING KNEW IT WE WERE ABOUT TO GET A SHERLOCK’S BIRTHDAY EPISODE. I’VE LITERALLY POSTED ABOUT IT YESTERDAY I’M A FUCKING GENIUS
Okay I’ve just realized that bbc!sherlock’s birthday is the 6th of January (I hope I’m not wrong). It’s like. In five days. And I wasn’t even ready for the christmas episode on 26th December. And Sherlock mentioned an underlying threat of birthday surprise party while talking John’s ear off about how he love christmas. And I’m still not over it, but that’s for another post. And-
When is s&c!sherlock birthday? Are we getting Sherlock birthday episode? are we getting Sherlock’s birthday surprise party? a r e w e ???
us all, starting yet another one sherlock adaptation and telling ourselves it’s hope and not delusion to expect johnlock to happen maybe this time:
john, every time he records an intro or outro for the episode, but he says something delightfully stupid and lovingly awkward, and the recording just stops on the spot while cutting in half him cursing himself:
when john and sherlock start accidentally but blatantly flirting with each other at the end of the 12th episode and I can sense the faint smell of building up romance:
john watson appreciation text posts collection:
GUYS IT’S TODAY THE NEW EPISODE IT’S TODAY IT’S TUESDAY SHERLOCK & CO IT’S TODAY
me, with english as not my primary language, trying to follow sherlock when he blurts out the whole sequence of deductions at the speed of light:
me when sherlock & co.
– I cheated on you, Mary. There's a woman on the bus, and I had a plastic daisy in my hair. I'd been playing with Rosie, and this girl just smiled at me. That's all it was. It was a smile. We texted, constantly. You want to know when? Every time you left the room - that's when. When you were feeding our daughter. When you were stopping her from crying - that's when. And that's all it was. Just texting. But I wanted more. And do you know something? I still do. I'm not the man you thought I was. I'm not that guy. I never could be. But that's the point... That's the whole point. Who you thought I was... is the man who I want to be.
😂😂
Oh my god, John. The flipper of a seal? Seriously John? Omigod. 😂
He does know that Mycroft will find out about that someday. He literally just said that he hears of Sherlock everywhere since John became his chronicler.
After seeing how to draw some objects from the series “Sherlock” the first thing that came to mind was the chairs of the main characters. So keep the sketches with them :)
Yeeay~ chibi sketch with johnlock. ✨
Тільки закінчили з новою справою, Шерлок потіхається над працівниками Скотланд-Ярду...
✨ — He thinks it's better that way
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Після прочитання першої манги по Шерлоку. В мене з'явилась ось така лампова ідея, яку захотілось намалювати.
Я зловив гіперфікс на Джонлок і мене вже як пів року не відпускає це.
🍃 — Версія Шерлока пірата. Пірат консультант — знайде ідеальну стратегію як оминути бурю, або потерпіти найменші втрати під час абордажу. Знайде будь яку схованку зі скарбами ще й похизується цим :) Джон як права рука капітана, навігатор, лікар і просто найкращий чоловік.
Ну і якщо є Шерлок, то обов'язково на наступній сторінці повинен бути Уотсон.
🍃 — Скільки не кажи, а голова буде в холодильнику, очі ви знайдете у кружці чаю, печінка маренується у цукорнеці — не відкривайте її, за ради Лондона й Британії, сморід буде неймовірним. Все це експеримент, кухня — мінне поле.
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Тримайте ще скетчі по Шерлоку 💛
Зловив гіперфіксацію на ньому й Джоні десь 2 місяці тому.
Doyle Canon: This is Dr. John Watson. He has managed to have multiple love affairs on three different continents. He is a love machine. A sex god, if you will. Able to woo multiple Victorian ladies.
80% of Sherlock Holmes Adaptations: This is Dr. John Watson. He looks like a hamster.
I am writting fics..i will be taking requests...i will write for
Sherlock
Sherlock (obv)
Mycroft
Johnny
Jim
Ships
Molly
Marvel
Tony
Steveee
Bruce
Thor
Lokitty
Clint
Nat
Mr. Doctor (its strange)
Wanda
Buck
Sam
Shuri
Namor
Vis
Moonknight aka steven with a V & marc
And...i really cant think anymore at a time...just ask me.. 💓
Flash
Barry
Cisco
Harry wells
Cait
Any wells
Xmen
Charles Francis Xavier
Erik lehnsherr
Logan howlette
Scott Summers ( older)
Hank Mccoy
Alex Summers(his hair in apocalypse thooo)
Iceman
Mystique (both Y & O)
Also lucifer
Done!... You can request for any of them...thank youuu...
he was cold and dark & he was warm and light
My English Philosophy class: today we are going to talk about John Locke
Me:
*it is what it is*