Joi - Blog Posts

Edge once for each ass.

That's right, keep jerking it under the table for me.

Such a naughty boy.

I want to read the sexy fantasies of young women with older men like me. I love to eat pussy and tease.

Sissy JOI

And now I'm wearing a pair of my sister's dirty panties, i have a 6" dildo in my ass, a vibrating cockring on my dick and when I cum i have to taste it. Thank you internet! **thank god for lube, this toy is huge!

Phone sex

I just had the most incredible phone sex!!

It was 1am and I decided to take a little walk. I found a bench by a roadside and sat down. I was so horny after scrolling through tumblr for a good 20 minutes on my walk so I took my little cock out and started to stroke...

Needless to say, it wasn't long before I was edging, staring at all of the gorgeous hard cocks and hot trannys on my phone screen.

All this time, I had kept an eye out for any other late-night wanderers. A couple of cars had driven past, but I didn't care about them seeing this pathetic little gooned out faggot jerking himself silly on a bench by the side of the road.

I couldn't stand it anymore... I needed someone to tell me just how fucking filthy I was, how much of a nasty pervert wanker I am. So I rang my favourite phone sex line and within a couple of minutes, I was talking to a filthy mouthed bitch, the phone beside me on the bench on loudspeaker, me on my knees, drooling with lust, her shouting at me, telling me how disgusting I was, how much of a perv I was, how pathetic I was, getting me to beg to suck on her boyfriend's huge black cock like the worthless little sissy faggot I am.

And I exploded.

It was the most I've cum and the hardest i've cum in a looooong time.

I managed to catch most of it in my hand and greedily slurped it all up, as per her instruction.

I think it's safe to say, I'll be calling her again!

Now listen to Mummy.

I’m going to be super busy with work this week, so I won’t be around much—but you know just how much I care about your wellbeing and stress levels, don’t think for a second that my absence means you're off the hook...

So here’s what you're going to do.

I want you to make sure you relieve yourself, I want you to do cummies, but only when I say so.

Don’t let all that tension build up too much—self love is important to Mummy remember? But we have standards in this house, don't we? ...and I expect you to meet them.

I want you feeling good, not frustrated, and my poor baby struggles if he's pent up, doesn't he?? Not that you recognise it...

That little brain of yours just doesn't work...

But first, you’re going to sit there and show Mummy exactly what you do with those silly little fumbly hands. Go on—don’t be shy.

I want to watch you try and make cummies.

It’s adorable, really, how seriously you take it, like you actually know what you’re doing...

Oh and I’ll be stopping you when your breathing gets all funny and your little face goes all blushy...oh baby, you're just the cutest...

Don't worry, I'll be pointing out every little mistake, telling you to put more effort in for Mummy, setting the pace, maybe some words of encouragement—because clearly someone needs a lot of help!

Good thing Mummy’s here to teach you properly…I want 100% effort...as always.

Tell Mummy, on a scale of zero to five...how close are you to cummies?

Ohhh, only a 4.5?

...try harder for Mummy...

Faster.

Keep going baby...

That's my boy...⭐❤️

I’m pretty sure she already found a real alpha male instead of an edging beta pink void like me, today is my second day of not cumming while she is probably covered in it.

I’ll pump to that leaking all over the floor till I find my alpha male too💦