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Where is the J&P fandom./lh

Why lessons on reproductive system should be taken seriously:

1. It provides foundation knowledge on understanding sex, sexuality, reproduction, and all that good stuff

2. So that when you want to joke about the hair of Mrs. Everglott in the Corpse Bride looking like an upside down ballsack, you will lessen the chance of mistakingly calling it a testicle instead of scrotum, because testicle is the thing located INSIDE the scrotum that looks like an egg, in which then when you realized your mistake, results in you overthinking it for the rest of the day, wanting to turn back time and call it the proper term this time, prevent the misinformation that testicle is the ballsack and the fact that you didn’t use the right grammatical number because testicle is singular it should be TESTES or TESTIS at least. 

she vend on my machine till i-

OH GOD DAMMIT

it got- fucking....

It got stuck in the fucking mACHINE AGAIN

I JUST WANT MY SNACK. CANT I HAVE ANYTHING IN THIS CRUEL HEARTLESS WORLD ‽‽‽

Sunday wip (pun)

Bunch of dumb doodles I’ve been making when I’m bored

GET ATTACKED @quasar-kaiser ‼️‼️

joke time

Guys, guys, I came up with a joke and I think it’s hilarious:

Where does Cinderella live?

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Pumpkingham palace

Me @ my crush who just broke up w/there girlfriend:

My ADHD ass in 8th grade hyper-fixating on a book and reading 500 pages in a day:

Me @ my therapist in 10th grade:

Me @ my therapist in 10th grade:

"stop being so annoying"

Heh... Guess I deserved it... 🫤

fear for me. didn’t even have to look twice.

(X)

I'm surprised that in the hellaverse, no one has made a joke about how ancient Lucifer is by Cally him Granny Smith

I wanted to make this for a long time now XD

I’d better call the behavioural analysis unit on anyone who’s ever hurt you because there is no way they can't see how B.A.U.-tiful you are.

Person A, introducing their current partner to their family: And that's my sister! Hey, sis!

20 years later...

Person A, introducing new partner to family: And that's my brother! Hey, trans!

Yes it was a pun all along MWHAHAHAHAH

update on this I did teach a person how to drive stick exactly one (1) time and then I proceeded to wreck the car on the freeway

current mood im experiencing

"she's not a plant, I didn't plant her there to ask that" well maybe I'm not a plant in your class but those are bold words considering "she" is an "asexual"

ooh ooh ooh it's me in real life! want to know what it is?

:D

the author's barely disguised favorite lame joke that they will move heaven and earth before allowing their editor to take out

"paring knife? you said paring knife? uh, never mind then" I say as I subtly tuck my favorite parrying knife back into my boot