Jokes - Blog Posts
Sisyphus might have had to roll a big rock forever but I have to imagine him happy and basically I think that’s a lot harder
guys. i don't think i can imagine sisyphus happy anymore
reblog if you feel like
a blob
a shadow
a vague figure in the background
an ominous presence
a floor lamp in the corner
Not allowing myself to make the roblox soumd unless im actually eating in order to get myself to eat
Na pyaar, na paise, Oh God, aise kaise!!!
The US isn't a country, it's 50 countries in a trenchcoat pretending to be an adult
Shoot I don't even have time to let this one steep in my drafts. I have to reblog it right away like a wild person.
Mood.
And for everyone wondering, our blog will be clear from April Fools jokes for the most part, and any of those jokes will be tagged so that they are clearly jokes.
- Shay 🐾
oouugghh forgot tomorrow is april fools day… time to be paranoid about anything and everything everyone says and does ✨
I love these ai bots of founding fathers.
Also, I don't know why the italics don't show up, but yeah, I did add those asterisks
So I heard these two had an altercation?
Free Idea for the Vidjagames Industry
A game based on Men’s Life Covers. Basically, it would be like Far Cry Meets Wolfenstein Meets severe head trauma.
Features:
Custom-generated death screens based on your unseemly death.
Dozens of melee and ranged weapon options, including guns, knives, heavy wrenches, an angry weasel.
Dozens of irrationally aggressive animals to lure Nazis into.
Customizable player character voiced by your choice of Nick Offerman or Jenette Goldstein.
Unrealistic health systems replaced by new, even less realistic Bleed-o-Meter. As long as you can still bleed, you can still fight!
Optional Survival system tracks need for food, whiskey, cool one-liners.
Realistically destructible environments, vehicles and shirts.
No microtransactions. You already paid for the cool stuff… IN PAIN!
There’s probably a yeti or dinosaur or something in there, I dunno.
Common Types of Fake Video Games
The Violent Video Game
The AAA Pastiche
The Silly Title
The Specific Parody
That Time Spy Kids had a game called “Game Over”
The Ones that Actually Sound Real
The Ones that End Up Being Real
Once in while people on 4chan would make a thread about Ed Edd n Eddy Online mostly on /v/ (video game). These threads are huge with a lot of people in them…about a game that is not real.
Drew this for my math teacher! He was super thrilled when he saw it. Toriel has her way on some people.
#weather #pun #punny #jokes #Quotes #quote #itscold #fuckwinter #givemesummer #shitillsettleforspring
the trick to a good insult is sort of talking around it and making them think so that it hits harder when they realize what you’re talking about
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Mugdha Godse In Bezubaan Ishq
FVA- Fails of the Week 3 August
VGHS Season 3 Campaign LIVE NOW!
Can You Beat Brian's Ultimate Pub Quiz?
