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OHHHH MY GOD IM SO EXCITED WERE BACK WERE SO FUCKING BACK BRO FINALLY I WAITED SO LONG FOR A LIMITED EVENT JADE SSR THAT WAS ONE OF THOSE SMALL GROUP OF CHARACTERS EVENT AND FINALLY??? AND ITS CORAL SEA ANOTHER EVENT IE WANTED FOR SO LONG???? AM I ANGRY IT DOESNT SEEM TO BE UNDERWATER/MERMAID EVENT?? KINDA BUT WHO THE FUCK CARES BRO ALL MY DREAMS HAVE COME TRUE AJHSEBDDFHBABJAHDSFJBHADFS 😭😭😭😭😭

MY MAN MY MAN MY MANNNNN MY HUSBAND LOOKS SO DAMN GOOD IN HIS SUIT AND TURTLE NECK AND THE BROOCH?? IDK WHOS DAMN WEDDDING IT IS BUT IM HOPING ITS OURS BC 😭😭😭 AUGHHHHH I CANT DO THIIS ANYMORE HE LOOKS SO GOOD *cries ugly tears* RAGHHHHHHHHHH

PLEASE TWST PLEASE LET US HAVE A MERMAID CARD OR SEOMTHING PLEASE LET US SEE THE TWEELS PARENTS GOD IM BEGGING YOU AND PLEASEEEEE MAKE JADE THE MAIN CHARACTER. PUTTING CHARACTERS LIKE MALLEUS AND RIDDLE IN HERE BRO- HE NEEDS THIS HE NEEEEDS THIS HES WAITED SO DAMN LONG LET HIM HAVE HIS MOMENT AND HIS SPOTLIGHT

IM LEGTI SHAKING BRO HE LOOKS SO GOOD AND IM SO HYPE FOR THIS EVENT AND THE NEW CARD STYLE IS SO ETHEREAL ON HIM I SWEAR THEIR ART ONLY GETS BETTER AND BETTER BRO THE LIGHTING AND THE BACKGROUND ITNERACTION??? THE SHEER CURTAIN???? HE LOOKS SO GOOD GOD PLEASEEEE

i swear to god he looks like a vkei aesthetic lesbian 😭

THE BERET. THE MULTIPLE EARRINGS. THE DYED HAIR. THE EYESHADOW. THE LAYERED RINGS. THE CHOKER. THE FUR COAT WITH PATCHES. THE CORSET. THE PLAID HALF SKIRT. THE FISHNET. THE HALF STOCKING AND TIGHTS. THE MARY JANE WEDGE HEELS. you cannot tell me this man's one purpose in his dream is to serve CUN-

lowkey been so burnt out tryna get my life together with counceling and therapy, wondering if i should touch up on all the cards i didn't post about over the past month 😭😭 (trein ssr, malleus birthday sleepwear, floyd and jamil new year groovies)

lowkey was really lazy and forgot to post about this but lilia deserves all the love 🖤

Ngl there were MULTIPLE routes for twst to go down for his sleeping wear, and while i am a little disappointed that he doesn't wear a onesie, i do think this is very funny for him to be wearing a modern gamer fit (IT REMINDS ME OF THE CREEPER HOODIE THOSE 5TH GRADERS USED TO WEAR DO YALL SEE THE VISION)

lilia living up to his title as both a gamer and (long overdue) a vampire (that one meme about him being dracula's bi cousin iarchmybacula 😭)

AHHH the bow headband AND his messy hair are so cute fr (I CANT UNSEE THAT DAMN CREEPER HOODIE)

actually yeah I’m a ticking time bomb that can’t be disarmed and my timer is at 61:23:59:59

TWST CAME AND DELIVERED FOR CHRISTMAS 😍😍

IMMA BE REAL WHEN I FIRST SAW MALLEUS I THOUGFT HE WAS CREWEL, BUT WHY DOES HE LOOK SO 💀💀 I DONT LIKE THE SWOOP BANGS HE LOOKS LIKE EMO JUSTIN BIEBER 😭

ALSO JAMIL HOODIE COMEBACK!! WE HAVENT SEEN HIM WITH HIS HOOD SINCE DORM SSR 🙌🙌 LITERALLY THE BEGINNING OF THE GAME

AND THE JACK SSR!! FINALLY ANOTHER LIMITED EVENT SSR SINCE PORTFEST BRO DESERVED IT 😭😭 AND HES ACTUALLY EATING DOWN IN THE CARD TOO-

no notes on floyd's outfit, he looks great albeit its so similar to jade's outfit which is kinda annoying-

Edit: Sprites!!

MALLEUS IM SO SORRY BUT YOUR BANGS LOOK SO BAD PLEASE STYLE THEM NORMALLY WHY IS YOUR HAIR SO FLAT 😭😭 BUT JACK ON THE OTHER HAND 😍😍 THE SLEEVELESS BLACK TURTLENECK IS SO AHHHHHHH

BRO.. 💀

I REITERATE MY POINT DAWG 😭 MF'S LITERALLY THAT MEME THAT'S LIKE "my eyebags are specifically designed to carry the weight of my existence" 💀💀

the disparity between idia's new card and sprite goes crazy- 💀💀

no bc in here he just looks like ur regular otaku with the messy room n stuff- 😭😭

and then there's..

BRO LOOK AT HIM HE IS NOT OKAY 💀💀 THOSE EYEBAGS ARE ACTUALLY CRAZY BRO HE'S GOTTA HAVE THAT TOP TIER VIL BRAND MAKEUP IN ORDER TO COVER THOSE UP 💀 BC WHAT IS THIS

NEW CARD DROPS ‼️‼️🔥🔥

im gon cry PLEASE TELL ME im not the only one that thinks it looks like he’s wearing a mha uniform 😭😭 AND IT WOULD BE ON CHARACTER FOR HIM ANYWAYS

DUDE.. THIS HAS GOT TO BE ONE OF THE PRETTIEST CARDS TWST HAS EVER MADE BC THAT BACKGROUND?? THAT SUNRISE?? BRO ITS ACTUALLY SO EXQUISITE AND DEUCE IS EATING IT UP IN THE CARD TOO THAT LIGHTING IS SO 😍😍

OKAY MUSCLES⁉️‼️💪 dude I swear to god i will shit myself if they do him dirty in his sprite again BC HIS CLUBWEAR SPRITE WAS SO TRAGIC 😭🙏 And he looks BIGGER in this card too, although his delinquent side is coming out a lil he looking like he wanna beat someone up 💀

Edit: Ig this isn’t that bad, but either way, NOTHING will ever look as tragic as deuce’s skinny ahh arms in his clubwear sprite- 😭 The lighting is still hard carrying his muscles in the (sunset savanna) groovy tho-

i love deuce forever for making these super smash bros intro looking things for all of the dorms but what in the actual fuck is he describing because my youtube translation is having a seizure and i lowkey think he's describing gang wars which is definitely a choice.. 😭😭

Edit: I KNEW IT THEYRE TURF WARS WHICH MAKES ME WANNA LAUGH SO HARD BC THATS SO FUNNY FOR NO REASON AND I INITIALLY SAID IT REMINDED ME OF PERSONA FOR SOME REASON BUT I REMOVED IT BUT I WAS RIGHT, IT LOOKS LIKE THOSE ALL OUT ATTACK THINGS

ALSO twst never fails to make me laugh for no reason but IDEK WHY THIS IS FUNNY ITS JUST THE HEART PNG THAT WAS SLAPPED ON HIS FACE AND CALLED A DAY IS- it's just so funny to me idk bro maybe im going insane 😭 ALSO this mf was DJING IN CATERS DREAM. BRO I ACTUALLY CANT HE PULLED A XILONEN 😭

oh honey.. 😭😭

someone call vil cause this is a fashion emergency 😭🚨‼️ WHY DID TWST PUT NO EFFORT INTO THIS BC I COULD LITERALLY RECREATE IT ON IBIS PAINT IN 30 SECONDS- AND HE DOESNT EVEN LOOK GOOD BRO IM ACTUALLY CRYING 💀💀 ITS PISS YELLOW

twst has actually been flopping with the dreams bc what is this?? why is he a gangster again, i thought he wouldnt want to be? i thought his dream would be his dad coming back so he wouldn't have to step up as the man of the family, or just him not having violent tendencies and being liked by everyone in his home town- 😭 between this, jade, and kind of leona, twst is not eating down rn.. (i haven't seen a translation for cater's yet so it BETTER be good or im gonna flip out-)

OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD YALL-

HE LOOKS SO GOOD BRO IM ABOUT TO CRY AND THROW UP HES SOOO FINE PLEASE ONE CHANCE 😭🙏🙏 AND OMG THE LIGHTING ON THIS CARD IS SO GOOD AHABDSJFAKF 😭😭😭

am i tripping or is that deuce on trial 😭 😭

y'all.. what is going on in leona's dream.. 💀

are you telling me that he's SO DEPRESSED, THAT EVEN IN HIS DREAM HE ISN'T HAPPY?? WHAT THE FU- THAT'S SO SAD TWST STOP MAKING OUR BOYS SAD 😭 (i feel like the story's explanation of the situation makes a little sense, but not enough, and as a cynical/jaded leona kin, this is so avidly depressing-)

MAKING WHAT IS A DEAD CHEKA REANIMATED (a puppet controlled by ruggie's um) IN ORDER TO WAKE UP LEONA IS ACTUALLY CRAZY.. 💀💀 i feel like they took the first situation of leona's dream and his whole family being dead way too lightly, even if it isn't real- 😭

i don't understand how the kifaji in his dream gained consciousness or whatever, but it actually made me tear up a little bit seeing leona send him off after defeating his overblot form 😭 😭

I also think that his rather lackluster reaction to Malleus doing all of this makes sense, not only is he probably (internally) trying to process everything that's going on right now (me too cause this is some crazy matrix level stuff-), but he probably understands Malleus at least a little bit, when it comes to going to unimaginable lengths for the things you desire *COUGH* spelldrive tournament *COUGH* I MEAN WHO SAID THAT 💀💀

Edit: I saw this great animation of Leona and Malleus where Malleus had revealed himself to Leona in his dream and I had to share, IT'S ALSO ANIMATED TO RULER OF MY HEART SO ALIEN STAGE LOVERS??.. it's by luziia, who's art style is really nice, here's the link and a little preview! ^^ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMnS5suKfmo

YALL.. I FEAR TWST ATE ‼️⁉️

I feel like with ever update I see on twst chapter 7, I get punched in the stomach consecutively like- 😭

WHOS THAT DIVA BRO CAUSE CATER LOOKS SO GOOD IN THAT CARD I ACTUALLY WANT TO CRY 😭🫶 HE LOOKS SO FINE?? THE CROWN AND THE GAVEL OMGGGG, HE'S HOUSEWARDEN BUT HE'S SERVING CUN- 💅💅✨✨✨ THE HIGH RES IS SO SCRUMPTIOUS OMLLL HE LOOKS SO GOOD

DEUCE LOOKING ALL MAJESTIC IN THAT SUNRISE?? Twst pulling a Vil-Scalding-Sands ahh move like- “if we put them in quietly NOBODY will notice” 😭 but being fr he actually looks SO GOOD while looking ready to throw some hands-

HOLYYYY SHITTT

I saw this and legit screamed “OH MY GOD.” while being in bed at like 11:30 pm 😭😭

I haven’t found any other leaks than this on tumblr but WE HAVE TO GET A CARD FOR THIS TWST PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE ON MY HANDS AND KNEES LEONA’S DREAM IN CHAPTER 7 OF BEING KING HAS TO HAVE A CARD ALSO BC RUGGIE’S CHAPTER 7 CARD HAS DUO MAGIC WITH JADE SO WE HAD TO HAVE ONE MORE SAVANNACLAW CARD FOR FLOYD 🙏🙏🙏

When I wake up tomorrow I’m searching translations up asap 🫡

IM CRYING 💀💀

WE WERE RIGHT, THE HONKSHOO 80 YEAR OLD GRANDPA FIT IS REALLLLL 😭😭😭

NOW WE JUST NEED VIL IN THE SEXY FEATHERED ROBE (twst please) ALSO Rook having his freckles means that they aren’t gone, he just covers it up with makeup (as seen in his groovy)!! 🙌 his little clips r also adorable but using NEIGE themed stuff after vdc is.. a choice.. (rook did you not learn your lesson)

Anyways, Vil, it's your calling and duty:

RUGGIES CHAPTER 7 CARD!!

WAGHHH WHAT IS HAPPENING IN HIS GROOVY?? HES FLOATING THROUGH GOLD COINS?? I think it's a reference to his awakening or maybe he's doing his magical girl transformation- HE LOOKS SO ADORABLE IN THAT THO WAGHHHHH

NEW CLUB CARD DROP!!1!1!! 🔥🔥

MALLEUS!!1!1! The running gag about his gargoyles hyperfixation finally gets to shine and it's so good, but also this outfit? IT EATS DOWN 🙌🙌

The leather looks really nice on him, my only despair is that the parasol color doesn't match the fit or the other way around.. actually, i'm not sure the royal purple matches the blue undertones in his hair-

The patchwork on his right arm is also confusing me but I'll have to see his sprite probably before I make my final opinion- Regardless, his hair SO GOOD IN THE LOW PONYTAIL!!! We haven't had any other hair switch ups for him besides his culinary crucible so seeing this is nice 😭

Edit: Groovy Version!!

He looks so good!! Rainy day Malleus!! Also I did just realize that he's wearing a rain coat because the practical usage of gargoyles is to channel water away like gutters-

HELP WHAT IS GOING ON 😭

(NEW CHAPTER 7 SAVANACLAW CARD SPOILERS)

NO HATE BUT IM TRYING SO HARD NOT TO CRACK A ERM ACTUALLY JOKE ABOUT HIS OUTFIT 😭😭

THE TWEELS BIRTHDAY CARD GROOVIES 😭😭😭

HE LOOKS SO GOODDDFDDDN GOD HELP ME PLEASE I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE HES SO FINE

(it also never really occurred to me that he straightened his ahoge but that makes a lot more sense now cause how is it so straight 😭😭)

Floyd also looks GREAT in his card but 1. Is he shining his shoes?.. Or putting them on and that’s a sock because who in the FUCK puts their shoes on first 💀💀

(also what is with twst and like putting focus on their bare feet-)

NEW BIRTHDAY CARDS!!1!!

JADE MY BELOVED 😍😍😍 HES SO FINE RAUGHHHH SILK PAJAMAS ONLY FOR MY KING 🙏🙏 /j

Floyd wearing a hoodie is lowkey not what I expected but a tank top and some sweatpants? Absolutely Floyd's style.

THANK YOU BEYONCE FOR THE HALLOWEEN CARD GROOVIES

I JUST FOUND THESE IN PINTEREST AND THEYVE PROBABLY BEEN OUT FOR A WHILE BUT I DONT CARE I HAVE TO POST THEM

LITERALLY LOOKS AT THEY ALL LOOK SOOO GOOD ESPECIALLY MY MAN JADE LIKE THEY MADE HIM SERVE SPECIFICALLY ALSO THE DYNAMIC ANGLES AND THE LIGHTING???? EAT DOWNNNN KINGS AUGHAJSHDJFBJSDJ

THIS EVENT GOT EVEN GOOFIER 💀💀

y'all.. this event is SENDING me it's so funny- there's so many funny moments in chapter 4 so here's my favorites:

the mental picture of sebek lifting up idia (who's only like 5 cm/2 in shorter than him-) is SO funny

like imagine seeing some random green haired guy who's tall asf RUNNING through town SCREAMING while carrying an EQUALLY tall, skinny asf guy with FLAMING blue hair ON his back 💀

Poor Trey getting dragged into this shit- even he don't wanna deal with Leona and Malleus's gay petty asf bickering 😭

riddle's tantrums are NOTHING compared to them 💀

Sebek (accidentally) SLAMMING Idia with that comment is also the greatest thing ever-

"hermit" is wild 💀 and the worse part is sebek met it with 100% sincerity, this is the nicest he's been all event and he literally told idia he doesn't go outside enough 😭

(in order to fit the 30 photo limit, i combined the first screenshot with the rest of these screenshots, Vil didn't immediately say the plan after insulting Sebek)

Vil slamming another freshman as a "unwashed, overripened vegetable” never gets old, atleast Sebek isn’t another potato (HE HAD THE CHANCE TO CALL HIM A CABBAGE BECAUSE OF HIS HAIR BUT HE DIDNT AND ITS SO TRAGIC-)

Idia trying his best to escape Sebek also is hilarious but unfortunately, he's not brave enough to challenge Vil's authority- and Epel finally has a reason to be grateful about being in Pomefiore 💀

Idia saying he regrets being a dorm head is also extremely funny because i just KNOW he’s thinking “dude I would’ve never been the party leader if i’d have to team with these annoying noobs..”

Leona cheering on the little girl and mocking Malleus cause he knows DAMN well Malleus can't actually hurt her is also hilarious-

Malleus is also petty enough for Leona to be WRONG about this, but atleast he got some sense knocked into him before the poor girl got blasted into smithereens- Malleus was actually gonna magic blast her into oblivion like 💀💀

(side note: leona looks SO handsome when he's actually laughing with a big smile, it's so unfortunate that we don't see this sprite often..)

Malleus and Leona getting along in order to gang up on Trey is lowkey CRAZY cause what is Trey gonna do to them 💀 mf was about to be bodied if he hadn't run off to talk with Shock in order avoid them-

(legitimately will never understand why they decided Trey was an enemy for trying to mediate their arguements by agreeing with both of them- dude is trying his best and yall dont stfu with your gay ass arguments like i would be tired of that shit too 😭)

erm.. new birthday card..

I mean.. it's something?.. i lowkey thought he was wearing a supreme t-shirt at first so- 😭😭

ig we have another look of him without his glasses but also without makeup!! (still ugly- /J /J)

Edit: Groovied Version!!

he looks much better not wearing the jacket- but also MUSCLES DAMN??? (we all know trey’s the most built human character-)

laughed particularly hard after seeing these three reblogs that were all within 5 notes of each other in my inbox

skully be crashing out 💀

my guy started tweaking out and DRUGGED jack skellington, turned US into a pumpkin (unclear??!?) and KIDNAPPED grim (also unclear?!??) and poor zero witnessed it all- 😭

CRYING laughing while watching the translation of the new jp halloween event because they put the big 4 (housewardens) into a room and told them to collaborate with eachother-

it played out exactly how you imagine it would 💀💀

THEY SPENT THREE WHOLE MINUTES ARGUING ABOUT THIS BRO 😭 ABOUT AN EVENT THAT WAS A WHOLE YEAR AGO

THE GOODEST BOY 😭😭

HIS CARDIGAN IS SO ADORABLE AND THE MESSY HAIR?? HE'S SO SCRUNKLY IN THIS PHOTO I WANT TO ROUGH HIM UP (affectionately) i'm loving this new set of twst birthday cards bro

Edit: Groovied Version!!

we were totally robbed of jack brushing his fluffy tail though-

this event is so goofy bro 😭

craziest fever dream ever 😭

Note: I just found a fanart of this scene on pinterest and it's the GREATEST THING EVER IM CRYING

THEIR FACES ARE SO GOOD- JAMIL LOOKS SO DONE WITH THIS SHIT AND GRIM IS JUST A LITTLE GUY CLINGING TO SEBEK WITH ALL HIS MIGHT 💀

(this art is NOT mine, credit to @5vyqMf2ItTU936W on twitter)