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1 year ago

birthday :D


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2 years ago

let it be said that on this day, at this time, i was very sleepy


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2 years ago

got soup on the mind


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2 years ago

On this day, Neil banged out the tunes. And for but a moment in time, a passing glimpse of eternity, all was well. Another day passes -- all the same -- but it would be remembered. Again, we rejoice, sharing together in joy and in love as we once again repeat the cycle of celebration.


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2 years ago

when fall out boy said, "if i can live through this, i can do anything" they were talking about doing laundry


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2 years ago

Bi is short for biting you biting you biting you bi-


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2 years ago

speak now or forever hold your pee


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2 years ago

sonic the hedgehog has been reading the communist manifesto


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2 years ago

NINJA POPE

GARLIC BREADSTICK CATHEDRAL

... go on...


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2 years ago

it's such a nice day out (it is 44°F)


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2 years ago

today, i put a roly-poly under my drain plug after moving him to the floor, bc i wanted to take a shower and deal with it later. when i came back to free him from his deemed "bug jail," i noticed he was gone. just straight up disappeared, and all i could say was, "oh, he's an escaped convict!"

it is also worth noting that i have almost completely lost my voice due to a rather nasty cold, and so my little exclamation of surprise sounded more akin to dying squeaks and squawks rather than any actual words.


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2 years ago

🎙 remember to do your civic duty and vote correctly, or never see your loved ones again 👁


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2 years ago

horf some cronts on the mind lately.


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2 years ago

i named my terraria world "Peggle... 2!" so i imagine everyone has to do the little jump whenever they say the world name


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2 years ago

I want to know what Kuriboh looks like shaved.


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2 years ago

nobody wants to be guy fieri as much as I want to be guy fieri


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2 years ago

eepy


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2 years ago

not to be the beaver of bad news


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2 years ago
Babey Babey Babey

babey babey babey


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2 years ago

Hey wanna go hang out behind the local struggling mall and dig up treasures from the 70s left behind by unknown people of the past?

I heard there's giant mushroom fairy rings just beyond the old lamp post where no grass grows and behind the abandoned bench by the abandoned side of Carsons corner store

bro that's my house don't steal my shit


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2 years ago

women want me.

fish fear me.

sirens are after me. help --


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2 years ago

aminal crobbing


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2 years ago

cursed with the spell of sleepy

also cursed with the spell of no sleepy

cursed.


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2 years ago

in this house, we keep lids on our drinks, lest a dog sneaks in and SNEEZES on it


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2 years ago

god hates me for my t-boy swag (i dropped my perler beads on the ground)


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2 years ago

EVERYBODY SHUT UP. VIDEO GAMES' BIRTHDAY TODAY


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2 years ago

time to time travel (pass out)


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