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kicked right in the taint on new year's

i have been sent a gift :O

had fun at the function, gave away so many scooby snacks

rip to the barrette in the bathroom stall

At the bar for an event night, and I got a hotdog, and the guy who made my food gave me this with it

Woe, hotdog be upon ye

i really should just start posting my old art onto here

and a second s/o to the person that chilled with me while i played hollow knight in the arcade and then kicked my ass at MK11

s/o to the person that hit on me during P!ATD's I Write Sins Not Tragedies at Emo Night, not knowing that i am 1. completely aroace and 2. also in a qpr. you never really stood a chance, but i did think you were really cute! i truly hope you found someone great during your night out

Update: I have been brought ANOTHER peanut. But this time, it was an attack peanut

my neopet's petpet has brought us one (1) single organic peanut from the depths of the neovia catacombs. lovely.

my neopet's petpet has brought us one (1) single organic peanut from the depths of the neovia catacombs. lovely.

Trying something a little different for gift wrapping this year

House M.D.

s/o to the person soloing on the sax, and i hope the guy blasting cbat dies a death by 1000 rusty needles

big s/o to @bigbarahonkers who just took 254 dmg in the mtg game we were playing like a champ

sharing my carrot cake i got at the farmer's market with you all <3

and a very specific fuck you to coach trainer priya

i'm afraid you have a severe case of cheesy shirt

somewhere along the way, i bit my tongue

BADGERS IS 20 YEARS OLD

WHY CAN'T I SNOOZE LIVE ANYMORE

i saw several bugs today :D

oh to be a strange magician with a magic hat and a flying panther

it changed

what is that and why does it exist

what is that and why does it exist

Welp, it's official. I've gone to see the Barbie movie three times now

I have successfully removed an assassin (bug) from my living quarters.

It is 2:00 in the morning, and my cat just STOLE a cracker from me bc she's seen me put the squeezy cheese (something she's OBSESSED with) on them before and wrongfully assumed the crackers just came with the cheese on it

Shout out to the guy who was sitting next to my friend and I, who went to see the Barbie movie by himself and had the time of his life. I aspire to be you.

C R A B 🦀 🦀 🦀 :D

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