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Gideon: Sophie I'm hungry.

Sophie: Alright what do you want for dinner?

Will*passing by* : ScOnEs.

Gideon: Sophie will you marry me?

Sophie: What?

Gideon: I said will you CARRY ME??

Sophie: . . .

Gideon: Sophie I have feelings for you.

Sophie: what kinda feelings?

Gideon: I don't know when i see you i wanna throw up.

Sophie: Drink this potion?

Jem: Tessa I have a gift for you.

Tessa: Oh Jem you didn't have to.

*opens gift*

Tessa: A bracelet! With herons and castle charms. I love it.

Will: But I still think Jem's portrait was the best gift.

What happened at Tessa's birthday.

Jem: Everyone get ready now it's time to cut the cake.Come on Tess, make a wish.

Tessa*closes her eyes*: ...

Will*blows out the candle*: Happy birthday!!

Everyone: WILL!!!!

Tessa: Why did you blow out my candles Will? It's my birthday!

Will: I know honey. But I knew you what you were going to wish, so I saved your precious breath.*winks*

Charlotte: What do you mean, Will?

Will: She was going to wish for every duck to leave London of course.

Gabriel*throwing up his hands*: He is impossible!

Will: Listen you Lightworm, first of all no one invited-

Cecily: Actually someone did invite him specially even though his invitation got lost in the mail. But since you blew out Tessa's candle you will get her present.

Will: No I can't take her present.

Cecily*thrusting the present in his hands*: Yes you can and you will. Open it.

*Opens the present*

Will: It's an egg?O_o

Cecily: It's upside down you idiot.

Will*throwing the present to Jem* : Nooo!!!

*Hides behind Tessa*

Will: Why would you give that- that thing to Tessa.

Jem*Putting the duck model on the floor*: Because... We knew you would do something like this. *Grinning* And so we bought it specifically for you.

*pushes the button*

Duck: Quack Quack!

Will: Keep that beast away from me! AAAHHHHHH!!!

*Runs out of the room*

Charlotte: Bring back some candles and we'll think about letting you stay!!

Tessa: Will you can stop now.

Will: But Tess that bloody Gabriel Lightworm called me dramatic!!

Tessa: Stop crying for angel's sake.

Will: Tess I have a present for you.

Tessa: You didn't have to get me anything Will.

*opens present*

Tessa: It's Jem's portrait.

Will: I know! Now we can admire him all day without him complaining about us staring at him.

Tessa: I- Thank you?

Will*smugly*: I am a genius.

Jem: Tessa I have a present for you.

Tessa: oh Jem you didn't have to get me anything.

*opens present*

Tessa*tearing up*: A ring. Are you proposing to me??

Jem: No it's for you and I gave one to Will. Now you both can marry each other.

Tessa: This plan is ridiculous Will!

Will*grinning*: Exactly.

Henry: Now Will push this button and throw it as far as you can.

*Will pushes the button and throws. *

*blast*

Will: Oh my god. Henry you killed us. It blasted!!! I want to die but not like this! I will never be able tell Tessa how-

Henry: WILL! IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BLAST!

Will: I- Of course. I knew it. Yeah. Totally!

Charlotte: Henry darling this is amazing. You really outdid yourself this time- You set this on fire!

Henry*not looking up* : Thanks Lottie. This wasn't anything complex-

Charlotte: No Henry! This is on fire! YOU SET THIS ON FIRE!!

Henry: OoH.

"My child is completely fine." No your child has an (un)healthy obsession with ✨Will Herondale✨.

Gabriel: Honey you love me right?

Cecily: What did you do?

Gabriel: I may have told James his surname is Heronduck.

Cecily: There's more.

Gabriel: And he may have said to Will he is a Heronduck.

Cecily:...

Cecily: Good luck.

Cecily: Gabriel I want to go see Will. Come with me.

Gabriel: Darling, I can't go today. I have a important meeting.

Cecily*dripping sarcasm*: It's been a month since Will called you a lightworm, i think you need to hear it again. Come on lightworm!

Gabriel:....

Gabriel: Okay.

Will Herondale when he thought he was cursed:

"No, I mean enterprising,” said Will. “When I mean morally deficient, I say, ‘Now, that’s something I would have done"

~Will Herondale

If a dark haired boy with a tragic past comes and says he is catastrophically in love with me what do you think I'm gonna do?? Say no?

Tessa: Jem have you seen Will?

Jem: No but wait.

*In a loud voice.*

Jem: Of course Gabriel you can go anywhere with Cecily.

Will *visibly tripping while running upto them*: That lightworm will not take my sister anywhere without consequences. Where is he?

Titiana: Will can I have your number?

Will: I don't have a phone.

Tatiana: I can see it right in your hand.

*Will throwing away his phone.*

Will: Now you don't.

Jem: Are you drunk Will?

Will:

Jem: You can't keep breaking Gabriel's legs, arm or wrist just to see me.

*Will transfixed at Jem but not paying attention.*

Will: of course not next time it'll be his neck.

Jem: What?

Will: What?

Tatiana: Will can I have your number?

Will: I don't have a phone.

Tatiana: I can see it right in your hand.

*Will throwing away his phone.

Will: Now I don't.

*Will coming into the institute visibly soaked*

Jem: What happend Will? Why are you wet?

Will*fuming in anger*: A duck threw me into the river.

Tessa: But how can a duck do that?

Will: That hateful creature came upto me and said quack and I absolutely know that it was threatening me.

Jem: But again why are you wet?

Will: I jumped into the river after that obviously.

*Stomping away, muttering*

Bloodthirsty little beast. Never trust a duck!

My idioticity has no limit.

~Will Herondale, probably.

Happy Birthday to ✨ William Owen Herondale ✨ human equivalent of hot chocolate.

James: Uncle Gideon this present is for you.

Gideon: Thank you James.

*Opens box full of scones.*

James: Dad said these are your favourites.

Gideon*blushing furiously*: I- Yes I love them!

* Will and Gabriel crackling in the distance. *

Christopher: Uncle Will this is for you.

Will: Thank you Chris. What did you get me?

*Opens Box*

*Drops Box*

Will*screams and runs* : Gabriel Lightworm you will pay for this!!

Christopher: But Dad said he liked ducks!

Herongraystairs on Christmas shopping.

Jem: I think Charlotte will love this.

Tessa: I'm sure she will. What do you think Will? Will?

*Will looking out the window at ducks crossing the road. *

Will*muttering furiously* : I will not let you monsters harm the ones I love. I will fight each and everyone of you until my last breath. You bloodthirsty little beasts!

*Tessa and Jem together shaking their head.*

Jem: I am buying him a duck.

No one:

No one at all:

Will herondale in tcp:

Will and tessa after reading throne of glass together.

Jem: If you keep pranking Gabriel I will throw you in the Thames.

Will: My name is Will Herondale and i will not be afraid.

Jem: Will! Tessa! Are you ready to leave.

Will and Tessa *together*: Let's go and rattle the stars Jem!