Juliette - Blog Posts
~Juliette {Unravel me, Tahereh Mafi}
„I spent my life folded between the pages of books. In the absence of human relationships I formed bonds with paper characters. I lived love and loss through stories threaded in history; I experienced adolescence by association. My world is one interwoven web of words, stringing limb to limb, bone to sinew, thoughts and images all together. I am a being comprised of letters, a character created by sentences, a figment of imagination formed through fiction.“
~ Juliette {Shatter me, Tahereh Mafi}
Ok I swear this is the last one for tonight 😂😂
Poor Juliette! 😭 #shecaressomuch!
HOW MANY BROWNIES I GOTTA GIVE TO TEAM LOVESTRUCK TO GET HER ROUTE! #FREEEHERSUNANDMOONBOOBS! #LETUSLOVEHER!
The Badger!, The Bat! , The Cat ! #ILOVEMYGIRLS 😭
Jessa: Well you know what? Pain makes you a better person. And-
Juliette: Is that true? I think it just hurts.
Sofia: I apologize! My english isn't that well. Not my first language.
Juliette: hte fuckign
Juliette: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?
Poison, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons
Juliette:
Juliette: fsh
Juliette: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside
Poison: Juliette, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn...
Juliette: *Sips coffee from bowl*
Poison: Goddamnit, puppy.
Poison, standing with their back turned: I’ve been expecting you, Juliette.
Juliette: How did you do that without turning around?
Poison: ... To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you.
Juliette: Really?!
Poison: Yeah...
Juliette, trying to ask Poison out: Would you like to stay for dinner?
Andi: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?
Juliette: What is your biggest weakness?
Poison: I can be uncooperative.
Juliette: Okay, can you give me an example?
Poison: No.
Juliette: Why?
Poison: NO.
Juliette: I can’t believe you live nearby, and you won’t us crash at your place.
Lorelei: You people already know too much about me.
Andi: I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won’t let us crash at your place.
Juliette: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
Poison: Okay.
Juliette: And make out during the scary parts.
Poison: Th-
Poison: The scary parts.
Poison: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
Poison: It’s dark in here
Juliette: Don’t worry babe I got this
Juliette: *Stomps her feet*
Juliette: *Skechers light up*
Poison: I should have expected that
Juliette: Well, well, well... if it isn’t my old friend: the dawning realization that I fucked up bad.
Poison: Puppy...what did you do?
After That Aftermath
Nova: It is breaking and entering if you really think about it.
Juliette: A chonky dude with a white beard breaks into your house.
Andi: Like-
Juliette: Let me say it.
Andi: Go ahead...make me proud.
Juliette: Similar to Lebron James breaking you front door down saying "Want a sprite cranberry."
Andi: :loud wheezing:
Juliette: Or like the kool-aid man screaming "OH YEAHHHHHHH"