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4 years ago

After That Aftermath

Nova: It is breaking and entering if you really think about it.

Juliette: A chonky dude with a white beard breaks into your house.

Andi: Like-

Juliette: Let me say it.

Andi: Go ahead...make me proud.

Juliette: Similar to Lebron James breaking you front door down saying "Want a sprite cranberry."

Andi: :loud wheezing:

Juliette: Or like the kool-aid man screaming "OH YEAHHHHHHH"


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4 years ago

Locker Room Talk Pt.9

Nova approaches Nora while she's getting dressed for her next training lesson.

Nova: Nora *whispering*

Nora: Yes?

Nova: Why is everyone staring at me?

Nora: Hm?

Nova: The whole locker room...They are staring at me.

Nora: You are very beautiful, who wouldn't?

Nova: No...I mean...they keep staring at my pants.

Nora: Why do they keep staring at you pan-

Nora glances down at Nova's pants and her eyes widen.

Nova: What?

Nora: You...you don't feel that?

Nova: Feel what?

Nora: The...the...

Nora breaks into giggling.

Nova: Why are you laughing at me? This isn't funny.

Nora: No...it's how you're wearing your pants...you might as well just be in your boxer shorts.

Nova: Please explain...

Nora silently takes Nova's hand and drags her to the nearest shower mirror.

Nora: Look.

While Nora is laughing to the point of tears, Nova figures out what it is.

Nova: Oh...

Nora: Yeah...*loud wheezing* Mhm...

Nova: Please breathe..


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