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AllTober Day 2: "It's All Your Fault!"

Contains: Mentioned Death, Maybe OOC, fights, hatred

Fandom: Genshin Impact

Characters: Diluc Ragnvindr, Kaeya Alberich, Mentioned Cerpus Ragnvindr

Diluc stood before an injured Kaeya, his trusty Wolves Gravestone ready to strike. His back was to the cavalry captain, his dangerous red eyes locked onto the advancing hilichurls.

"Diluc?" Kaeya strained, slowly getting back up off the ground.

"Stay down, Kaeya" Diluc demanded. He was not losing Kaeya like he had Cerpus all those years ago.

He had blamed Kaeya then. Blamed Kaeya that he was the reason Cerpus died. He now knew better. His father had tried to leave the Fatui. His own father had been a Harbinger. And they didn't like him trying to leave.

It was years ago. And Diluc could still hear the echo of his words that night.

"It's all your fault! All of it! It's all your fault!"

He was a fight away from losing Kaeya.

It was time to right his wrongs.

"Kaeya, don't die on me..."

"What?"

"Don't die on me...

That night was never your fault, brother"

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Jacuzzi

fluffvember “ 🔥 “

—[🔥]; kaeya

A/N; wishing me and mellow were in a jacuzzi smh..Also I accidentally deleted the ask for this i’m so sorry 😭

[warnings/genre]; fluff, slight suggestive themes, provocative touching, modern AU, fem implied reader (sorry 😔)

For winter break, you and kaeya, along with a bunch of friends; decided to visit a ski lodge for a week. You were quite excited, especially for all the snow. You used to go to the same ski lodge when you were a child with your family, so your all too familiar with the place, and staff.

You were swelling with pride that you were able to show kaeya around. Sharing all the memories you had there. An exciting trip down memory lane…WRONG. everything went terribly terribly wrong. And now you got yourself in a sticky situation, 12 at night—with no escape.

“darling, there’s a jacuzzi outside, on the balcony..” he hums, and you turn your head and walk over to the glass door he’s looking out of. “Hm, yeah, there is..why?” you question, and he just hums in response. You look up at him to be greeted with a cheeky smirk spread across his lips, he’s up to something.

“what are you up to? I know your scheming something mister..” you raise a brow at him, and he lets out a deep chuckle, “how about we take a dip in the jacuzzi? It’ll be just the two of us..” he looks down at you, you look back out the glass door and shake your head. “Kaeya, it’s snowing outside, there’s no way i’m going out there.”

“cmon’ it won’t be too bad!” he says as he rummages threw his suitcase and grabs his bathing suit bottoms and immediately starts changing. You watch him strip of his clothes with a slight blush on your face, “your crazy! it’s too cold!!” he grabs a towel and counters your argument: “The jacuzzi will warm us up! please?” he pauses, and you cross your arms, “fine, hmm..how about, I buy takeout for a whole week? whatever you want, hm?” you can’t argue with that..so you grab your swim suit that kaeya forced you to pack and change.

You stand at the open glass door with a towel wrapped around you, shivering. “You seriously had to pack the most skimpiest swimsuit i owned!? your crazy and a perv !!” you semi-shout, in return he chuckles as he sits his towel down on a near table, “cmon! afraid of the cold are we? here, i’ll help you.” he walks over to you, yanks your towel off your body and throws you over his shoulder. “KAEYA !!” you shriek, covering your upper body with your arms.

He puts your towel down, and lowers you in to the jacuzzi. “see? not as bad, no?” he smirks and steps in to the jacuzzi. You huff, “I guess it’s not that bad..” you sink down in to the hot water and hum in satisfaction. He scoots closer to you and moves you on to his lap, back facing his chest, his arms around your middle. You lean back in to his touch, and you tilt your head to look at him, giving him a peck on his jaw. “Are you not cold?” you question, and his grip around you gets tighter, “not when your warming me up” you giggle at his cheesy response, “your such a dope.” you smile, and lean your head back on his shoulder and look up at the night sky.

You feel his hands creeping up your front, you lift your head to look down,“kae-“ before you get to finish, his hands makes their way to cup your chest/breasts. You slightly jump, his hands are cold even in the hot water?? He rests his head in the crook of your neck and starts peppering your neck with kisses. “Kaeya..” you breathe out. you move your hands to his thighs to steady yourself. He smirks against your neck and pulls back, resting his chin on your shoulder, and moving his arms back to your middle. You took at him threw the corner of your narrowed eyes, “perv..” you mumble out and he chuckles.

You turn your head back to the sky and sigh, “I should have known you were gonna pull some cheeky stuff on me, your charming but punchable face distracted me.” He pulls you closer to his chest, “are you saying i’m attractive?” a sly smile makes its way in to his lips, you shoot him a playful glare, “no i’m totally not saying your attractive— of course I am dumbass.” He lets out a sarcastic gasp, “your sarcasm hurts me, darling.” you just playfully roll your eyes in response.

You feel his hand land on your jaw and he sharply makes you turn your face to his. “Kae-“ He shushes you with the dark look in his eye and the slight curve in his lips. “You know..you always seem to make me feel some sort of way, darling..” his voice is deep and raspy, it gives you chills down your spine and you gulp. He pulls away and moves you off his lap— “well, it’s getting late. Time we get out, no?” he gives you a sly smirk as he exits the jacuzzi.

this man was gonna be the death of you one day..

7:20. pm

12 - 12 - 2021

kaebedo angst

im on a roll tonight 🏃

anyways-

warning : angst, slight mention of character death, not proof-read

"....do you love me?"

kaeya asks softly, caressing albedo's cheek. albedo nods, humming out a 'yes'

"why do you love me?" albedo didnt hesitate to answer

"because you're broken" kaeya paused, retreating his hand.

"what..?" albedo grabs kaeya's cold hand, and plays with his fingers, admiring the small details on the other's hand.

"because i will be the reason that you will understand..." albedo brings kaeya's hand to his lips, leaving a chaste kiss to its wake. kaeya felt goosebumps run through his spine.

"that you can be loved." albedo looks up into kaeya's lost eyes, giving him a small smile.

"that you are not the problem." he emphasized the word not, bringing kaeya's hand to his cheek and shivering from coldness kaeya's hand brought him.

"you're gonna leave me?" albedo chuckles at that, turning his head and kissing kaeya's hand another time.

"no." kaeya lets out a breathe, glad that albedo isnt leaving him like the rest did.

"you will." albedo turns his head to look at kaeya again, a distant look in his eyes.

"when you will be ready." albedo closes his eyes, shielding himself from the looks that kaeya is giving him.

"it's time to let go, love." albedo mutters, and kaeya lets a tear slip from his eye.

"will i ever be able to let go of you, dear?" he slowly blinks, looking up at kaeya. albedo lifts up his hand, wiping the tears off of his lovers face.

"you will. not right now, but you will."

{𝓓𝓮𝓪𝓻 𝓟𝓮𝓽 } 𝓚𝓪𝓮𝔂𝓪 𝓐𝓵𝓫𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓬𝓱 𝔁 𝓡𝓮𝓪𝓭𝓮𝓻

Intro

ෆMasterlistෆ

𝙳𝚎𝚜𝚌𝚛𝚒𝚙𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 : You accidentally stumbled upon an old abandoned manor one rainy night taking upon yourself to head inside and be faced with a dusty old guest area, cold and trench in rain water you couldn't help but decided to take a nap upon one of the decent looking couches upfront only to wakeup and be face to face with manor's Master himself who "insisted" you'd stayed the night. After all you are his guest n wouldn't it be rude to decline a host offer?

Kaeya NSFW Alphabet

𝙿𝚊𝚒𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜: Kaeya x reader

𝚆𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜: NSFW (This content goes into detail/describes sexual content.) MINORS DNI

𝚃𝚢𝚙𝚎: NSFW Headcannons

𝙳𝚎𝚜𝚌𝚛𝚒𝚙𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗/𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚖𝚙𝚝: Self explanatory, this is headcannons on what I think Kaeya is like in bed!

𝙰/𝙽: Me being the Kaeya main that I am, was lowkey screaming at this. I love him so much, thank you for requesting!

𝙰 = 𝙰𝚏𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚎 (𝚆𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚊𝚏𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚜𝚎𝚡): 

Kaeya’s aftercare always depends on how many rounds the two of you went...and how many orgasms he forced you to have.

Most of the time, he still takes the time to wipe your body down with a wet wash cloth and grab a drink for you to sip on. 

Kaeya almost always tugs you close before he wipes you down, rubbing a hand over your hip in a silent comfort while you come down from your high.

𝙱 = 𝙱𝚘𝚍𝚢 𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚝 (𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚒𝚛 𝚏𝚊𝚟𝚘𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚎 𝚋𝚘𝚍𝚢 𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚒𝚛𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚊𝚕𝚜𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚒𝚛 𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚗𝚎𝚛'𝚜):

Kaeya’s favorite body part is your chest, he loves being able to wrap his lips around your nipple, sucking just enough to watch you squirm, and become so pliant under his touch.

He often does this when you’re least expecting the action, wanting to see how quickly he can get you needy for him.

𝙲 = 𝙲𝚞𝚖 (𝚊𝚗𝚢𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘 𝚍𝚘 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚌𝚞𝚖, 𝚋𝚊𝚜𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢):

Kaeya has two places he would much rather see his cum, in your pretty hole or having you swallow it down. Don't forget to show your clean tongue afterwards.

He was a goner the moment you opened your mouth to show him your clean tongue after he came inside your mouth. Now he is addicted to the sight.

He also loves being able to watch his cum drip from your hole after he has filled you up a few times.

𝙴 = 𝙴𝚡𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚎 (𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚎𝚡𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚎𝚍 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢? 𝚍𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢’𝚛𝚎 𝚍𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚐?):

Kaeya has been around a fair amount during his stay in Mondstadt. None of these flings were serious, just the Calvary Captain looking for a bit of ‘stress relief’ or a distraction from his duties.

He has been around enough to get a feel for what buttons to push so that he can drive his partner crazy with pleasure.

𝙵 = 𝙵𝚊𝚟𝚘𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚎 𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 (𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚐𝚘𝚎𝚜 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚜𝚊𝚢𝚒𝚗𝚐):

Kaeya loves having you ride him.

Not only does this position give him a perfect view of your body, but he can slide his hands up your chest to play with your nipples too.

He loves seeing the way that you arch under his touch.

𝙸 = 𝙸𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚊𝚌𝚢 (𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚍𝚞𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝? 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚛𝚘𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚌 𝚊𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚝):

Most times, Kaeya’s mood depends on if he wants to be more ‘romantic’ with you.

It’s usually a no.

Kaeya is usually too busy with protecting Mondstadt (Handling abyss mages and so on) to be able to give you a romantic atmosphere.

𝙺 = 𝙺𝚒𝚗𝚔 (𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚘𝚛 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚒𝚛 𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚔𝚜):

I feel like Kaeya has a huge thing for public sex.

He will quite literally bend you over his desk in his office and cover your mouth so no one hears how much of a whore you are.

"Ah, you have to be quiet. We wouldn't want everyone to know how much of a slut you are for my cock right?.."

𝙻 = 𝙻𝚘𝚌𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 (𝚏𝚊𝚟𝚘𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚎 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚎𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚍𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚍𝚘):

Kaeya loves being able to fuck you in public places, he doesn't care if someone is close by or not.

His favorite is definitely in the back of the library, oftentimes, you are stuck in the corner of the bottom floor. Kaeya's hand finds it's way inside your pants as he softly degrades you by telling you how much of a slut you are for him.

𝙼 = 𝙼𝚘𝚝𝚒𝚟𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 (𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚗𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚖 𝚘𝚗, 𝚐𝚎𝚝𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚖 𝚐𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚐):

A little dirty talk goes a long way with Kaeya. He absolutely loves to hear you beg, or just tell him how much you want him to fill up your pretty hole.

Want to turn him on? All you have to do is whisper into his ear that you want him to breed you, that usually does the trick.

𝙽 = 𝙽𝚘 (𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚠𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍𝚗’𝚝 𝚍𝚘, 𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚗 𝚘𝚏𝚏𝚜):

If it is one thing that Kaeya draws a line with, it is hurting you in the bedroom.

He refuses to draw blood or strike you in ways that would actually hurt. Spanking does not count.

𝙾 = 𝙾𝚛𝚊𝚕 (𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚏𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚒𝚗 𝚐𝚒𝚟𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚘𝚛 𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚎𝚒𝚟𝚒𝚗𝚐, 𝚜𝚔𝚒𝚕𝚕, 𝚎𝚝𝚌.):

Kaeya is surprisingly very much into giving and receiving when it comes to oral.

Like most of the other Genshin men, he takes pride in knowing he can make you cum with his mouth alone.

Don't get him wrong, he also loves to see you down on your knees with your mouth open and ready to take his cock down your throat.

𝙿 = 𝙿𝚊𝚌𝚎 (𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚏𝚊𝚜𝚝 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑? 𝚜𝚕𝚘𝚠 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚜𝚞𝚊𝚕? 𝚎𝚝𝚌.): 

Kaeya's pace usually depends on his mood, or how tired he is from his day's work.

If he had a light day, you'll likely find yourself face down on the bed while he plows himself into you at an unrelenting pace.

If his day was tougher or involved more physical work, he would much prefer you to be on top of him and setting your own pace.

𝚀 = 𝚀𝚞𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚒𝚎 (𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚒𝚛 𝚘𝚙𝚒𝚗𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜 𝚘𝚗 𝚚𝚞𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚒𝚎𝚜, 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚘𝚏𝚝𝚎𝚗, 𝚎𝚝𝚌.):

Kaeya unsurprisingly loves quickies.

He usually bends you over the desk in his office anyways so you'll be pretty used to them too.

The only time he ever actually stops to worship your body is when you are in your own bed with him.

𝚂 = 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚊 (𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚢 𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚜 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚐𝚘 𝚏𝚘𝚛? 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐 𝚍𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚝?):

While Kaeya usually only ever has the time for one round, there are a few days where there are no limitations to his time with you.

On these days, Kaeya never just goes one round.

Get ready to have multiple orgasms, because he isn't stopping until he is 100% satisfied, no matter if you're over stimulated or not. Which you love anyways.

𝚄 = 𝚄𝚗𝚏𝚊𝚒𝚛 (𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚖𝚞𝚌𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚎):

Since Kaeya is a busy man, it isn't often that he teases his partner.

However, if you have been especially needy or overall bugging him about sex, the next day he has to himself he will spend teasing and edging you relentlessly.

𝚅 = 𝚅𝚘𝚕𝚞𝚖𝚎 (𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚕𝚘𝚞𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚊𝚛𝚎, 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚜𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎, 𝚎𝚝𝚌.):

Kaeya is not quiet at all when it comes to noise in the bedroom.

His favorite thing is to talk dirty/degrade you while he plows into your sensitive hole.

As far as moaning goes, he usually isn't quiet about that either, he will let those noises out between his little bouts of degradation.

𝚈 = 𝚈𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐 (𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚑𝚒𝚐𝚑 𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚒𝚛 𝚜𝚎𝚡 𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚟𝚎?):

Kaeya has a bit of an above-average sex drive. Though most times he can't act on those urges since he is too busy with being the Calvary Captain.

𝚉 = 𝚉𝚣𝚣 (𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚚𝚞𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚕𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚏𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚊𝚜𝚕𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚊𝚏𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚠𝚊𝚛𝚍𝚜):

Kaeya almost never falls asleep until you do, he wants to make sure that you feel save and loved as your falling asleep.

He presses little kisses to your neck and head as you doze off in his arms.

you could say I'm a Kaeya enjoyer

Cooking with Genshin boys

Characters : Kaeya, Albedo, Thoma, Razor, Xiao, Chongyun, Childe, Diluc

Genres/warnings : Headcanons, fluff, sfw, comedy, crack

Cw: none

A/n : Turned to be pretty long because I added a lot of characters but i had fun writing this! ^w^

Kaeya :

• As I will repeat in each headcanons including Kaeya, C H A O S.

• I think that before your relationship, he was always buying pre prepared meals, because he didn’t have the time to cook due to his work which lets him go pretty late

• So now that he has you to take good care of him and his health, he wants to help you out preparing good dishes, even if you tell him it’s fine and that you can do it on your own.

• But he really insits, and so you let him

•But maybe you shouldn't have...

• He wants you to teach him how to prepare things, so he can do it even when you aren’t here (ngl he just wants to bake you sweets to surprise you (っ▪︎3▪︎)っ

• So you start with something easy... something very easy... something that literally anyone can do... something as easy as... CRÊPES.

• You know how bad is Kaeya at cooking. So you thought to yourself : "We’ll make something super duper easy, we’ll easily succeed, I’ll praise him, he’ll be happy. Yea, that seems like a good plan!

• But things don't work out as you wished they would...

• At the end of the session, you have flour on your head, eggs are spilled everywhere, and you created some ultra-sugared and burnt abomination, meanwhile Kaeya is just like : "That apron really does suit you sweetheart~"

• Definitely never doing this again

Albedo :

• Oh, that time when you were just in the kitchen cooking something nice...

•Albedo came up from nowhere just to blame you

• "Are you sure you put enough milk?" "I think this part is missed." "Ah... no, you have to do it like that, actually." "Oh, just give me the whisk, i’ll show you."

• And then he literally pushed you out and finished the dish

• It was absolutely delicious (now you want him to cook everyday)

• Albedo is a great Alchemist, so for him, everything must be measured to the nearest gram

• Of course, this also applies in cooking

• So every time you try to spend good time with him cooking or baking, he’ll be hella annoying, just wanting the thing to be perfect, not even paying attention to you.

• Of course, you pout.

• Of course, he notices.

• Of course, he doesn't understand

• In the end you’re just tired of this so you stop and just carry on

Thoma :

• THE HOUSEHUSBAND

• Not only is he good at cooking, he also is in every other housework, such as cleaning or gardening-

• So when you ask him to cook together, of course he’ll be more than happy :D

• I feel like he’d prepare you Mondstadt dishes  ꈍᴥꈍʔ

• It’s so fun cooking with him omg-

• He’d place his hands over yours and show you the way you have to mix up but like in a totally innocent and gentle and kind waaaayyyyy until he notices you blushing so that makes him blush too and he’s just like uhh what did I do

• Sometimes you’ll suggest to cook so he can rest for once because he’s always the one doing all the work

• At first he’d want to decline the offer BUT PLEASE INSIST THIS MAN NEEDS SOME REST

Razor :

• Did someone say kitchen? What the hell is this???

• You’d go FIND and HUNT the ingredients with him

• And cook them in the middle of the forest

• He shows you how to light a fire, butcher a beast, which plants are edible and which ones are not,...

• (●-●)

• Who would have thought he would be the one to teach you things

• You were already imagining you teaching him how to use an oven, and the expression he makes when he’s not understanding anything

• ROLES HAVE REVERSED, Y/N

Xiao :

• Always begging you to bake almond tofu

• "Ugh, Xiao, I can’t just make almond tofu everyday..!"

• You ended up doing it together anyway ;-;

• That sure wasn't easy U-U

• Xiao used to live in the Wangshu inn, so he was probably eating there. (Do Adepties have to eat tho??)

• Therefore, he has no experience in cooking, thats why you offered him to do it together (The main reason was that you wanted to spend more time with him---)

• Once you’re (finally-) done, he just stands here, admiring his own work with wide opened eyes without a word. "C-can we eat it now?"

• You grin and pat him on the head as a reward. "Of course you can! Good job Xiao!"

• Now he’s a blushing mess.

Chongyun :

• It’s a pain cooking for him because he can’t stand hot or spicy food

• But you can’t make cold dishes or salads everyday (especially in winter-)

• He gets that you’re kinda tired of this so he offers to cook himself not to bother you

• YOU THINK IT’S SWEET OF HIM buuuut you refuse

• Instead you propose to cook together to have some fun

• And so you two end up making colorful popsicles ^○^

• (You go ask Xiangling what he’s used to eat afterwards-)

Childe :

• YOU MAKE FUN OF HIM EVERY SINGLE DAY BECAUSE HE CANNOT HOLD CHOPSTICKS AND HE’S TIRED OF IT LMAO

• I don’t know if I see him as a pretty good cook or as an even worth one than Kaeya 🤔

• Nevermind, I just remembered what Teucer said

• THE HOUSEHUSBAND #2

• But even tho he’s the one cooking for you two,

• HE STILL CAN’T HOLD CHOPSTICKS-

• C’mon dude, we don’t want your Sneznaya dishes, so you have to use  c h o p s t i c k s (i’m talking but i have never used chopsticks before lol-)

• Of courseeee you’ll teach him so you can cook together

• And in exchange he’ll teach you how to cook :D

Diluc :

• I have no idea what to write for this man

• Like, can he cook??

• All I can think about is the KFC × Genshin crossover

• But can he cook tho????

• I feel like just like Kaeya, he doesn't really have the time to cook because of work (and his batman post work-) but when he can, he’s probably able to make some pretty good things

• But ngl he prefers to eat what YOU make for him u_u

Nightmare - Kaeya

Fandom : Genshin Impact

Character : Kaeya Alberich

Genres / Cw : Imagine, Fluff

A/n : Hiii this imagine is super duper short BUT i’ll definitely write a part 2 where the roles are switched up :D Ohhh and don’t hesitate to send requests :p

You just had a terrible nightmare and woke up with a start, immediatly covering your mouth with your hands, trying not to wake your boyfriend Kaeya who was sleeping next spot. After a few breathes, you tried to get back to sleep but you couldn't, so you decided to hug him softly from behind. But even so, you still couldn't sleep. So, even though you didn't want to, you tried to wake him up. "Hey, Kaeya..." you muttered softly while shaking his shoulder a bit.

He immediatly turned around to face you, and to you surprise, his expression was actually very gentle. He asked : "What is it, sweetheart?" Kindly patting your head. He didn't look tired or irritated. Just caring for his s/o. "Well... it's just that... I had a bad dream and I just couldn't get back to sleep, so I thought that.. uh, sorry, I shouldn't have woken you up." Without a word, the cavalry captain pulls you closer and places your head against his chest. "Y/n. You don't have to feel embarassed or whatever. If anything bothers you, just tell me. I'm not annoyed at all if you wake me either. I'm here for you, okay?" He whispered in your ear. "Yeah... thank you so much Kaeya."

"No need to. Now then... your nightmare. Wanna talk about it? It’s okay if you don’t." He replied, running his fingers through your hair."

"Oh, it’s not really important... I’m okay as long as you’re here. Now I think I can get back to sleep." "It’s as you wish, darling. Oh and don’t hesitate to wake me again if you feel like it. I’ll always be there." "I’ll try to remember it. Good night Kaeya <3" "Good night Y/n." You wrap your arms around his neck and close your eyes as he kisses your forehead.

Thanks to him, farewell to nightmares <33

If someone tries to flirt with you (im so stupid i forgot to write the title earlier-)

Characters : Kaeya, Diluc, Razor, Albedo

Genres : Comedy, Fluff, sfw

Cw : none

A/n : didn't add childe this time cuz i feel like he's kinda similar to kaeya (and i don't like him-)

Kaeya :

• *deadly glances*

• would try to be even more close to you

• PDA × 1000000

• He'd put his elbow on your shoulder and say "Hm, who do we have here? Y/n you haven't introduce ourselves?"

• Would do absolutely anything to make him feel uncomfortable

• And if you're the one feeling uncomfortabe, then he'd have a "little talk" with him 🥰 don't worry he won't ever come back after that 😘

• Would be VERY clingy afterwards

Diluc :

• JEALOUS but doesn't show it

• poor baby he thinks you would think he's too possessive if he says anything

• so he just stands back pouting, staring at you two

• If the someone goes to far he'll step in though

• Would be unusually more tactile than usual after that

Razor :

• RAZOR IS NOT HAPPY.

• Would immediatly step between you two

• If you tell him it's just a friend, he'll apologize

• but if not

• "GRRRRRRJZUQJSJZI"

• ?????

• Y/n... Razor lupical. Stay away from Y/n!!

• You'll stop him of he goes too far but you find it cute that he tries to protect you

Albedo :

• 2 reactions possible :

• 1- he doesn't care

• 2- "Excuse me, Y/n is not yours, therefore, you are not allowed to talk to her. Please leave."

• You appreciate the gesture BUT PLEASE-

• This man has no tact

• SOOO obvioulsy the certain someone won't take him seriously and will continue to stick to you

• Worst mistake of his life

• I let you imagine what happens next

Genshin boys in chemestry class

Characters : Kaeya, Childe, Albedo, Diluc

Genre/warnings : Headcanons, fluff, comedy, sfw, high school au

Cw : none(?)

Prompt : you have to work in pairs with the genshin boys and do experiments.

A/n : nvm it just randomly popped in my head. Those are my first headcanons so I apologize if they aren't that good. Enjoy the short hdcs!

Kaeya :

• C H A O S .

• Well it's THE kaeya alberich we're talking about.

• Can you really see him doing anything seriously? Cause I can't.

• Everyone would be wearing protective gowns, gloves and glasses... except him.

• "it prevents me from concentrating", he'd say.

• Wouldn't even listen to the instructions and would mix up anything with anything (you're lucky nothing happened lol)

• In the end you both end up getting a D-.

Childe :

• Kinda similar to kaeya

• Wouldn't even try to concentrate a little

• He's a flirt. He wouldn't let this opportunity slip.

• "No y/n, you have to do it like that,"

• Then he'd take your hands and do the right(???) gestures

• But I'm sure he has no idea what he's talking about.

• Guess he had luck, so you get a B-.

Albedo :

• VERY SERIOUS BEANIE

• Litteraly the teacher's pet

• 853838189 of IQ

• He would totally ignore you though

• Why would he talk to you if he already know what to do after all?

• But if you ask him nicely to explain you, he'll do so

• Even though you won't understand anything cuz he uses such a scientific vocabulary

• I feel like he'd even find a mistake on the instructions lmao

• You'll get a A++++ lol

Diluc :

• Very serious as well

• He'll do his best not to disapoint you

• I feel like you two would have a good time

• If you're too close to him he'd blush a little and take a step back, but he'd come back even more close without even noticing just to show you what to do

• If you blench because of a kinda scary chemical reaction, he'd laugh softly and you'd pout for like 0.1 second because he's just too cute

• And you'll get a pretty good grade

hihihi i got bored so i doodle kaebedo... sorta...

it's based on my sister's mituna fanart, check her out if you wanna see some homestuck fanart! @rejectedsoul311

im so tired

Check it out if you love these fandoms<3

Hello!! I've recently started writing a crossover fan fiction with two of my favorite fandoms, genshin impact and danganrona!!

https://www.quotev.com/story/16642621/Danganronpa-A-New-Peregrinate

https://www.wattpad.com/story/372823128?utm_source=android&utm_medium=link&utm_content=story_info&wp_page=story_details_button&wp_uname=Witchy_Nyx

SADGSYTSGYTSDF MY FAVOURITES ADFDXZFSRFZS I LOVE THEM SM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

never-ending performance trio

Happy birthday man

This is making me feel things a normal person shouldn’t feel

POV: u woke up with one of them

Posted w/ permission from the Artist

Artist: @/ eriimyon

Genshin angst?

so i somehow ended up back in moody 2010 pinterest quotes— 😃

Diluc angst

'do you regret it'

whispers his claymore

blade that once struck

his brother's starry

eye

Diluc acting like he didn't go on a fatui rampage

About criminal records...

Transcribed: ["You're really going to be representing him in court?" "Yeah, why?" "This man has just killed like 10 people" "Oh~ Look who's talking~]