Kakavege - Blog Posts
nsfw DBZ headcannons list:
disclaimer!! i havent finished dbz (currently in the majin buu arc) and i havent watched dragon ball because i cant handle master roshi.
Goku is a lesbian.
Android 18 and Krillin are T4T
Krillin carried his child
Piccolo is black (but we all knew that)
Chichi and Bulma fuck but it “doesnt count” fsr like its mutual masturbation or cause theyre both girls.
Gohan is bi
Mister Satan wears one of those extender things on his penis when he has sex.
King Kai has sex with his red car.
Vegeta and Goku want each other so bad but i dont think they have had sex. if they were actually fucking they wouldnt have nearly as much tension.
Bulma has a thing for Vegeta’s thighs he is often bruised and hickied there.
Vegeta stalks and voyeurs Goku (Goku while not always aware its happening, knows he does this and doesnt perceive it to be wrong or creepy)
Shin is bigender
Krillin is submissive and breedable thats just fact.
Just causally watching them fighting again until this scene happened??? And help???( I have no words other than the animators DEFINITELY knew what they were doing here, no questions asked)
LIKE UH THEY DIDNT HAVE TO DO THIS BUT THEY DID??
Nothing to see here folks! Just some good old fashioned Saiyan grooming between rivals! ..I think….
Silly tail alt ^^ (ermmm erghh I can explain myself)
O-Old man (Sayian?) yaoi…
THE INSPOO ARGHH I HAD TO DO THEMM
Uh oh I'm back on my bullshit...
“Sometimes you just need someone to tell you you’re not as terrible as you think you are.”
— Unknown
no wait it works!
Back at it!
“You and I are not made to be separated.”
— Culpa Tuya
Still no shame
![— Roland Barthes, A Lover's Discourse; Fragments [translated By Richard Howard]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/9c0bb12af24794f97eea027966789521/f13c1ff0f1b86df4-de/s500x750/e10cd8b95aeb3c5c64bc438a418d1299208825b2.jpg)
— Roland Barthes, A Lover's Discourse; Fragments [translated by Richard Howard]
— Simone de Beauvoir, from a letter to Nelson Algren c. November 1949
You know what time it is
Date someone who naturally brings out your inner child, makes you laugh, never stops flirting with you, and loves you a little extra on the days you don't feel so loveable.
