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9 months ago

Incorrects Prompts with Evil!Jay, but he's with the ninja team again.

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Lloyd: You just killed five men, what do you have to say for yourself?!

Jay: ... Oops?

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Jay: Well, this is a change of scenery.

Cole: It's a prison cell.

Jay: I was being sarcastic.

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Jay: Where's the idiot, anyway?

Cole: I'm right here.

Jay: Surprisingly, I'm not talking about you.

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Zane: You really think that this will work?

Jay: No, not at all.

Kai: Then why the heck are we doing it?!

Jay: It sounded funny.

Lloyd: We're all gonna die.

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Jay: I fell like I'm forgetting something.

Sora: Morals, probaly?

Jay: No, it's something important.

Geo: You have forget Nya at the store.

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Nya: One of these days, your smart mouth is going to get you stabbed.

Jay: Pff... As if I haven't been stabbed before.

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Random Criminal: You're quit confident for a man with over 20 guns pointed at their head.

Jay: And you're a terríble shot. Given you trained the other men, there's not much to worry over.

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Jay: Do you trust me?

Wyldfyre: No!

Jay: Smart kid.

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Nya: You know I'll win.

Jay: You know I'll fight.

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Cole: Could you at least try to be nice?

Jay: You're still breathing. That's me being fucking nice, asshole.

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Bonzle: Hey, where's your girlfriend?

Jay: She's not my girlfriend.

Bonzle: Have you told her that?

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Nya: Why are you staring at me?

Jay: I'm hoping you spontaneously combust.

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Kai: Ok, what did we have done?

Jay: What do you mean?

Cole: You are staring at us like you want to rip our head off.

Jay: Well, I'm sorry, but that's just how my face works.

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Zane: Are you there?

Jay: Physically yes. Mentally? Is debatable.

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Jay: No offense, but I can't decide between wanting to kick your ass or kissing you.

Nya: ... Honestly I prefer taking the kiss.


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