Kirishima: The other day, I was arguing with Bakugo and in the middle of it, he turned off his in-ear hearing aids and said "I don't want to hear you right now "
(in the training area)
Sero: Okay, okay, look at the biggest important and focus. You can do it, bro
Kirishima: Okay.
Sero:
Sero: Why are you looking at Bakugo's butt?
Kirishima: You have plenty of great qualities Blasty.
Kirishima: For example, [points to his chest]
Bakugo: ah? my heart?
Kirishima: No, I meant your tits. But your heart is also a good quality.
Kirishima: why are you looking at me like that?
Bakugo: i want to kiss your stupid face
Kirishima: *flinches* wha—WHAT?!?!
Bakugo: *leans in and gives him a peck*
Kirishima blushing & panting nervously: YOU CAN’T JUST SAY THAT AND DO IT RIGHT AFTER!!!!
Bakugo: just look at me, shitty hair
Kirishima: [being Kirishima]
Bakugo: You better shut the fuck up before I look at you one day, feel warm and realize I've fallen in love with you.
Kirishima: [continues being Kirishima]
Bakugou: I'm serious, quit it! Fuck!
Kirishima: Not everyone is gonna think I'm pretty and that's okay.
Bakugou: However, those extras are obviously wrong.
[kiribaku in bed]
Kirishima: I have never met anyone like Bakugou, I love him more than anything in the wo-
Bakugou: [snores and growls slightly]
Kirishima: I can't live like this.
Bakugo nervous, but trying not to show it: Tomorrow at 7 o'clock . I'll come pick you up. [walks away]
Kirishima, a little flustered: Did he just ask me out on a date?
Denki: I think it was more of a statement... ?
[kiribaku as parents, texting]
Bakugou: When you get home and get the baby settled, call me.
Kirishima: I thought you had the baby?
Bakugou: Ei wtf??? where is my fucking baby???
Bakugou: You forgot to do something.
Kirishima: [kisses him] There, now let's sleep.
Bakugou i: Nice try. Now do the dishes.
Kirishima: Damn.
Bakugou, to Kirishima: So what if I am in love with you? Mind your own business.
kirishima: [looking at bakugo] who is that guy?
mina: that’s Bakugo.
Kirishima: he’s good looking.
Denki: they say he’s dangerous.
kirishima: well now he’s even more good looking.
Kirishima: things have actually been going really well with bakugou. our friendship is in a really good place.
kirishima: last week i said "did you know a wiener dog is neither a wiener nor a dog?" and instead of saying "shut up." he said "okay."
Bakugo: i'm very upset right now and nothing can make me feel better.
mina: ...
Bakugo: no.
mina: ... [looking at denki]
Bakugo: stop it.
Denki : [brings kirishima into the room]
Bakugou, trying to hold back a smile: damn it.
[during an argument]
Kirishima: Fuck. You.
Bakugou : Later. Now, listen you little shit-
Kirishima: hey blasty!
Bakugou: what shit is it now, shitty hair?
Kirishima: if nothing lasts forever ... will you be my nothing?
Bakugou: * gay panic * hm no
Kirishima: can I sit here?
Bakugou: wtf shitty hair, that’s my lap
Kirishima:
kirishima: that doesn’t answer my question
Bakugo: Hey guys. Sorry, i'm late. I was busy, doing...things.
Kirishima, disheveled: I TRIED TO KISS HIM AND HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!!!
Bakugou: I just fell down an entire flight of stairs and Kirishima, standing at the bottom goes, "Oh shit, be careful," as if I didn't already fall all the way down. Fucking idiot
Kirishima: *babbling cutely in his sleep*
Bakugou: *rolls over and cuddles up to Kiri so he can wrap his hand over his mouth*
Bakugou: *whispering into his ear* Shut the fuck up.
Kirishima: *gets down on one knee*
Bakugou: it's finally happening.
Kirishima: *ties his shoelaces*
Bakugou: He finally stopped wearing crocs.
Kirishima: Bakugou don't die!!!
Kirishima: HAVE READ THAT THE POMERANIAN DOGS LIVE UP TO 16 YEARS OLD AND Y-YOU...
Bakugou: *turns to look at him*
Kirishima: *run*
Kirishima: *singing* All I want for Christmas is youuuu. [points at Bakugo ]
Kirishima: *stopping the singing* Actually I want you all year.
Bakugou: [blushes] idiot
Kirishima: here is my wall of inspirational people
Denki: isn't that just a picture of Bakugou?
Kirishima: he inspires me
Kirishima: hey guys !!! sorry, i'm late. I was busy doing things
Bakugou: *behind him smirking mockingly* i'm things
Kirishima: would you mind asking Bakugou if he still likes me?
mina: he literally would kill everyone in this city for you
Kirishima: yeah but still
Bakugou: my cold, dark heart has no affection for anyone
Kirishima: *sneezes*
Bakugou: what's wrong? are you sick? where's your jacket? it's because you went jogging in the cold again didn't you? here, i'll make you some soup.
Bakugou: i don't know what to say
Kirishima: just be yourself! say something nice :)
Bakugou: which one? i can't do both
Bakugou: i like the strong but silent type
Kirishima: *silently attempting to lift a table*
Bakugou : i've never been in a snowball fight before. i don't know the rules.
Kirishima: pf... what?
Bakugou: is there a point system, or is it to death?