Kirishima - Blog Posts
Kirishima: *trying to flirt* So you come here often?
Bakugou:
Bakugou: You just walked into my room.
Bakugou: *bursting into the room with energy he rarely shows*
Kirishima : *confused* What's up with you? Is everything okay?
Bakugou: You've been home for an hour and a half! And not once, not ONE time, have you tried to cuddle me, and it's pissing me off. I want you to cuddle me now Kirishima!
Kirishima: Knowing what to do in an emergency is very important, so I'll teach you some basic first aid procedures. For example, what would you do if I got shot?
Bakugou: *eyes darkening* Avenge you.
Bakugou: Being cute is really hard because even when I’m angry, Kirishima just kinda giggles at me and says "aww you’re so cute when you’re angry" like, no. Stop. Recognize my power.
headcanon kiribaku
SPOILER BNHA
Bakugou's hero name was not only thought by him. Bakugo's always looked for names that were too rough to be a hero, so Kirishima ends up helping him when choosing the ultimate.
I am a faithful believer in this because: Kirishima is the only one who has his hero name inspired by someone else and it is rare that just the same with Bakugou.
From my point of view his name was planned in advance together with Kirishima. KATSUKI ASKED HIM FOR OPINION AND HELP.
Maybe that's why, in the film, he posed as kiri usually does, it could be a way of thanking him...
What do you think? I hope I have explained myself well
Mina: When Bakugou gets married, are you going to cry?
Kirishima: Obvious. Every groom cries at his own wedding
Bakugou: Hey, do you want to go out to dinner with me?
Kirishima: Ah, sorry, i didn't mean that out loud
Bakugou: ¿?
Kirishima:
Kirishima: WAIT
Kirishima: YOU ASKED THAT?
Bakugou: Eijiro?
Kirishima: yes love?
Bakugou: what are you doing.
Kirishima: giving you a hug darlin’
Bakugou: then why are both of your hands directly on my ass.
Kirishima: they are? didn’t notice.
Kirishima: look, let's just agree to say sorry on the count of three
Kirishima: one, two, three
Bakugou:
Kirishima:
Kirishima: see, now i'm just disappointed in the both of us
Bakugou: you’re giving me a shit sticker?
Kirishima: not just a sticker. it's a sticker of a kitty saying "me-wow!"
Bakugou: i’m not a preschooler
Kirishima: fine, i’ll take it back
Bakugou: i earned this. back off
Kirishima: hell yeah i'm into bdsm
Bakugou: hah?
Kirishima: big dogs snuggling me!
Bakugou: ah...
kirishima: *waking up* ...where am i?
Bakugou: *sarcastically* heaven
Kirishima: oh
Kirishima: didn’t think you’d be here
Bakugou: fuck, it’s dark
Kirishima: don’t worry babe, i got this
Kirishima: *stomps his foot so his fantasy skechers light up*
Kirishima: i made a marshmallow Bakugou. see? his arms are crossed because he's mad at all the other marshmallow people for annoying him. you like it?
Bakugou: *choked up* it's fine
Bakugou: Ei, we have to talk about-
Kirishima: i'm pregnant!
Bakugou: -this afternoon's training. what the hell?
Kirishima: i panicked
Bakugou: hey shitty hair, do any sounds scare you?
Kirishima real or imaginary?
Bakugou: *curiously* let’s go with imaginary...
Kirishima: a spider with crocs
Bakugou:
Bakugou: not sure where exactly to start with that shit
Bakugou: what're you looking at?
Kirishima: *entering his and Katsuki name into an online love calculator* porn
Bakugou: *swimming during the beach cycle* out here living my fucking best life
Kirishima: Deku is drowning
Bakugou: this ain’t about him
*kiri lying on top of katsuki*
Bakugou: you're heavy as fuck, shitty hair
Kirishima: do you want me to move??
Bakugou: no *look away flushed*
Bakugou: i can't believe this
Kirishima: what?
Bakugou: that you'd do this to me
Kirishima: what did i d–
Bakugou: you're being cute and idk if i want to punch you or kiss you because of it and i'm too gay to handle this right now, so you to stop.
Kirishima: don’t you fucking die!!
Bakugou : don’t tell me what to do
Kirishima: please, cure my sadness
Bakugou: *look at him with a frown*
Kirishima: *sighs* thanks
kirishima: this is my ex-boyfriend, Bakugou
Bakugou: stop introducing me like that...
Bakugou: i’m her husband
Kirishima: how do you ask a glass of water what it’s doing?
Bakugou: a glass of water is an inanimate object and therefore incapable of having a thought process, or understanding basic english
Kirishima:
Kirishima: water you doing?
Kirishima: wow your legs look great in those pants!
Bakugou: thanks you should see me without them
Kirishima:
Kirishima: why would you take off your legs
Girl: *sits*
Kirishima: *scoots away*
Girl: Hey, I don't bite. *smiles*
Bakugou: *slams hand down on the desk* I funckin do
Bakugou: when i asked you to bring me back something from the beach, i meant a seashell or something
Kirishima: *struggling to hold a seagull as it flaps wildly* WELL NEXT TIME SAY THAT
kirishima: so i'm thinking a spring wedding, or maybe a summer wedding. i don't want it to be too cold
Bakugou: what are you talking about??!?we're not even engaged
kirishima:
kirishima: so THAT'S what i forgot to do last night
[ bakugou's room ]
Kirishima: hey what is y’alls favorite holiday? mine’s christmas !!
Bakugou: the purge
Kirishima: name a way to be nice to others.
Bakugou: don’t kill them.
Kirishima: setting the bar a little low, but I’ll allow it.