Kotlc - Blog Posts
Omg guys release day XD I got my book preordered off Amazon and it’s *so good*
The movie we can only hope for tho…
Linh Song as a human
After getting pulled over by a cop:
Officer: Papers
Keefe: SCISSORS!! *Drives away laughing like a maniac*
Keefe: that's what family is
Keefe: people who can't kill you because they will be the first ones questioned
Sophie: no offense but your family is already killing you
Dex: only his mom at least
Sophie: no, one time cassius dropped him on his head as a baby
Dex: maybe it was an accident..........
Keefe: Have you met him?
Tam: well..... that explains a lot
During lodestar
Fitz: I'm playing a new drinking game
Fitz: it's called everytime I'm depressed, I take a drink
Dex: that game exists, It's called alcoholism.
Kotlc x b99
Glimmer: what kind of a woman doesn't have an axe?
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Keefe: there is nothing gendered about a sexy cat.
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Sophie: I'm wired to thrive on dysfunction
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Fitz: I want someone to take me out
Tam: like on a date or with a sniper?
Fitz: surprise me
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Mr. Forkle to iggy in neverseen: do not blow this for us
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Biana: I think I just got stabbed by that guy
Fitz: oh yeah you did. You definitely did.
Dex: what's up? I got your text- oh my god biana there is a knife in you!!
Dex: Fitz did you stab biana?
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Linh: life is a party and I'm the piñata
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Fintan (in his ice prison): I'm not totally useless
Fintan: I can be used as a bad example
Marella: I can see that
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Maruca: how was i supposed to know there'd be consequences to my actions?
Wylie: *sighs*
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Sophie whenever something goes wrong: cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool
There are a lot of blonde elves in kotlc but ......
BUT if bronte was blonde then i just know it would cure me, i would shed tears of joy
his favorite movie would be legally blonde
but he's regina George
No, but keefe was the only one holding sophitz together in legacy ?????????
He wasn't even in the relationship
There should be a reality show on the elvin families before sophie.
Show me grady being fatherly with brant but also threatening him! Show me edaline disapproving of jolie and brant but loving them anyway! Show me kesler and juline showing middle fingers to the matchmakers and the councilors! Show me the councilors trying to make laws against each other (somebody ate all the mallowmelt)! Show me Cassius being an arrogant bitch ! Show me unicorns flinging shit at the hekses! Show me alden and della reading alvar bedtime stories! Show me prentice making wylie practice some mind defenses! Show me tiergen and leto accidentally giving some info on this "supposed" rebellion !
I probably can't fit all of the things i want to see but pLS
I swear to god the councilors are so fcking dumb that even gorgodon shit could handle the elvin world better than them.
They are literally an example of "smart individuals but when together there is not a single braincell present"
Rereading the kotlc books and realizing that magnate leto said "you kids" in everblaze and him being hurt and asking her if she really meant "that they shouldn't heal prentice" that was probably one of the accidental giant slips that the fork man referred to in the neverseen
Also the forklenator calling keefe a beauty in neverseen was absolute gold
It still gives me the icks that oralie just agreed to give up her child to the black swan, like no shade on them or anything but im not going to be comfortable with the knowledge that my child is probably going to be experimented on and face a LOT of trauma.
And she just told sophie "I did it because it was the only way I could ever have a child" like excuse me!!??! This a job that requires a lot of responsibility not something you can just check off from you to - do list.
And we know she was a councilor at that time and she probably wasn't resigning soon so she knew that sophie would be matchless
Oralie definitely deserves the way sophie is acting towards her (which isn't even that extreme)
What happened to tinker in the past .... do we get to know more about her backstory in the 10th book ?????? Do dex and her become good friends ??? Do they have competitions in who can builda better gadget???? I NEED TO KNOW MORE ABOUT THEIR RELATIONSHIP
If they have competitions then tinker prolly lets dex win cause he's competitive
Elysian probably receives the souls and abilities of dead elves.
Think about it like Elysian is probably who gave all the elves their power so it would make sense if it takes it back after elves die...
Keefe's ability detecting power now makes some sense
i change my hyperfixations according to my Tumblr page.....Bear with me!!!!!! But i am a fan of kotlc. Keephie for the win!! :DD
giggling at this
Kotlc musings
So for all of you Kotlc fans(including me..), here's a thought------
At the beginning, S. messenger wrote in the first book: "Humans don't know about the existence of elves" BUT there was a "human assistance program" So on the basis of that--- here's what I think-----
(To Be Continued)
Della is canonically stronger than Forkle and trains in hand to hand combat, so consider: Della with muscles
I don’t know if anyone has thought of this. But if the KOTLC characters were in Genshin, which part of Teyvat would they be from and what would their role be in their region? And, if they have a vision, what would their vision be?
(I want to try drawing some character designs for them)
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I’m posting way too much but I want to say something: So Encanto. ‘We don’t talk about Bruno’. Now there are multiple ways this can go. But my mind is set on these;
Song versions where they don’t talk about the Black Swan, Humans or the Neverseen
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Does anyone else think that maybe not all elves hated humans? Like a very, very small percent is just like “They don’t seem too bad besides a few things. But not all of them are doing said things.”
Because I am very tempted to throw in a whole bunch of OC’s and make my own version of KotLC with a few twists and turns at the canon and non canon. i want to write after the whole Neverseen conflict just for even more conflict and more characters. I want to see more interaction. More world building.
What if there were more rebel groups besides the Black Swan and the Neverseen that no one had every heard of because the attention is on the two canon ones? What if there were more regions and cities besides the ones shown? What if not all elves are the prim and proper people they think they were? What if some see the flaws of their perfect world long before Sophie even arrived?
Like I have planned out a whole lot of things in my head the past 5 months of me being stuck inside (where I’m from we’re still being asked to stay inside) and I want to share these things but I’m also scared that they’d backfire.
BUT! I really want to talk more about these things. I genuinely want to try something like that. Maybe from a whole different characters perspective.
I’m just scared :,) Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk
Kotlc would be 10x better if that old crow Forkle canonically looked like Gruncle Stan.
I think it’s honestly a crime Keefe spent majority of his time in London. Wdym he didn’t witness the trenches of city life in US. ;And I mean NY to NJ life.) specifically I wanted him to a gas station 7eleven
I drew Sophie Foster a bit ago and decided to post her on here :D
Nothing else really to add other than contributing to the fandom, oh, and hi, I'm new here!
rb this and put in the tags a fandom that you think needs more agere content 🙂↕️ i think top gun and reservoir dogs need more agere content!!
so I finished kotlc….