Krii7y - Blog Posts
vanoss, texting smii7y: smii7y! Help I’m being kidnapped kryoz: Where are you? vanoss: I’m with some strange person. In a car. Help. smii7y: I’ll call kryoz. kryoz, answering their phone: hello? smii7y: Where’s vanoss? They texted me that they were being kidnapped. kryoz: vanoss? Whaddya mean, they're right next to me- kryoz:... kryoz: I’ll call you back. *hangs up* kryoz: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN’T THAT BAD! vanoss: WHO ARE YOU?!
vanoss: While I’m gone, smii7y, you’re in charge. smii7y: Yes!!! vanoss, whispering: kryoz, you’re secretly in charge. kryoz: Obviously.
smii7y: so are we flirting right now? kryoz and evan: we’re literally cuddling and kissing right now. smitty: that doesn’t answer my question.
smitty: I give up. I’m too tired. moo: GET THE EMERGENCY SUPPLY! kryoz: *carries vanoss and places them in front of smitty* vanoss: *Smiles* smitty: AND I AM BACK BABY, LETS GOOOOO!
vanoss: Why do you always call me "pretty boy?" I'm in my twenties
kryoz: "Pretty boy" has nothing to do with age. "Pretty boy" is a state of being, a trait inherent to the self.
vanoss: smitty: And you're the prettiest boy on the whole damn block.
smitty: *grabs vanoss’s ass* vanoss: excuse me, that’s my ass kryoz: that’s our ass, we’re married
kryoz: What do you believe in now?
smii7y: self preservation through love
vanoss: chupacapra
smitty: they had a really sexy voice
kryoz: smitty, they kidnapped us!
smitty: At least they want us!
smii7y: what’s your guilty pleasure?
vanoss: what’s a guilty pleasure?
kryoz: something you like even if its like looked down upon or something, not always though
vanoss: ohh, okay, crime then
smii7y: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos- vanoss holding up a paper kryoz helped him right: we wrote you a poem! smii7y, already crying: You did???
smitty: I just asked my sweet spouse evan where they think people go when they die and they said that they get to go live in the clouds and be happy forever and ever.
smitty: Then I asked my bastard husband kryoz where he thought people went when they died and he smiled at me and said “Hell”
smitty: No babes I wasn’t talking shit about you
vanoss and kryoz:
smitty: I was describing you
kryoz, sweating: “So, there’s something I want to ask you-“
vanoss: “Finally, you’re proposing!”
kryoz: “Wha- How did you know?”
smitty: “You’ve dropped the rings five times during dinner.”
vanoss: “I even picked them up once.”
*vanoss and kryoz and smitty before marriage*
kryoz: So, I heard you like bad boys.
smitty and vanoss: Not really.
kryoz: Oh thank God.
kryoz: How's the cutest person here~?
smitty: I don't know, how are they~?
kryoz, flustered: I-
vanoss, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!
smii7y: Sometimes, kryoz makes me so angry.
moo: You are sitting in his lap.
smii7y: Angrily.
terroriser: Not to brag, but I think me and vanoss are pretty cute together
smitty: Oh yeah? kryoz and I just baked cookies and it was so god damn cute I almost cried, try to top that robo boy
terroriser: Okay, pretty cute, but after we spent the day doing stuff together vanoss put on my hoodie and we fell asleep on the couch while watching a movie
smitty: Oh baby I can be here all night
terroriser: Bring it on then, milk bag
I just spent an hour on this. I don’t even know why I made it but the glasses being his soul really hit me hard. I was tired, no warm up, and it looks awful but while I’m still in this half awake half asleep mode I’m going to share it.
Dis is a boi, the milk boi . He is special and loves his boyfriend! ( I screwed up his wrist it looks broken and painful, the pen bled a little too much in his eye and shading is crap but I still tried my best and think I did okay lol )
Hey! I'm doing a thing now cause I'm bored! If you have a character that you love and obsess over,
Or watch videos or read fanfiction while there's a light drizzle in your area. You could be nearing the end of your 100,000 fanfiction of the most indescribable things and one of your characters is going through their emotions whether they are good, bad, welcome, or uninvited and you wonder what its like to be in their shoes or to be a character near them....)
I am now doing song/playlist commissions!
You can send me a character that you like, and I can try to find as many songs as I can, you can also have to to be what situation that character is in physically or mentally, or it could just be about their character! I will try to respond as quickly as I can and give you a list of songs.
But I do need to warn you... My song preferences tend to lean towards AJR or Marina, stuff like that, but I still listen to everything. So, if you have a song preference, let me know, and I can try to accommodate that need. You can also send me fanfiction of your character, and I can try to make a playlist about that specific fic!
Fandoms
911, (not lonestar sadly :(
Hazbin Hotel
Httyd
Country humans
Sandersides
Newsies
South park
Youtubers(pretty much only smii7y or his close gang ((kryoz, puffer, blarg, grizzy, Droid, ect)) )
I also do all types of ships! ( kinda)