Kyman - Blog Posts

A short stupid Kyman animation I made.

Kyman Animation I'm working on.

I FEEL you! Every ship I ever had is some level of toxicity or messiness. Kleinsen, Kyman, Gallavich, Philkas

If they don't have that then I eventually get bored of the ship T^T

I actually can't take this anymore

why the HELL are the only ships that I ship ALL enemies to lovers in some way 😭😭😭

like kyman, sonadow, catradora and detey

wtf how do I stop this from happening 💔

if I go into ANOTHER fandom anytime soon and there's ANOTHER type of ship like this and I like it I'm gonna cry

edit : I FORGOT ABOUT CREEK 😭😭

okay well they ended up happy but they were still enemies to lovers

Beautiful XD

Lo ví y dije, Kyman.. necesito más tiempo para dibujar a estos dos idiotas ❤️💚

I don't think Kyle and Cartman are enemies. I feel like they're more frenemies/rivals than anything. They sometimes hangout without the rest of the group, Kyle and Cartman both have each other phone numbers, and they saved each other multiple times.

Calls between Cartman and Kyle

This actually made me laugh.

Ulterior Motives outtakes

“Kyle, no offense but your relationship with Cartman makes me wanna kill myself,” Stan deadpanned.

“Yeah, I agree, I’ve never been suicidal but even I feel like killing myself,” Clyde added.

“Woah woah woah, come on you guys, you can’t kill yourselves,” Cartman panicked.

Cartman handed Kyle a gun.

“The blood has to be on Kyle’s hands.”

“WHAT THE FUCK.”

Reason for outtake: Stan is too mean in this, I don’t think he’d say that + Cartman making Kyle kill people is probably too much

It was SO funny to me when I wrote it

Lmk if I should show more outtakes

They're toxic but it's what makes them interesting.

i cannot read a kyman fanfic if it isn’t mutually toxic as hell 👎 why are they calling eachother sweetheart and darling…

Every ship I ever had is exactly like this XD.

‘match made in heaven’ nuh uh my otp is a match made in HELL and i love them for it

A demon and angel au where Cartman is a demon and Kyle is an angel in medieval times. Cartman can turn into anything like a siren or an old man, you name it, and he basically causes chaos and stuff. Kyle is always tryna stop him bc yk its Kyle and they both kinda protect Stan and Kenny cuz they're just peasants in a kingdom. So one day, Cartman is shot down by a bounty hunter after word gets out a demon in haunting the kingdom, and obviously Kyle is super mad (he's also worshipped and treated extremely well by the people in the kingdom since yk he's an angel) so he wants to destroy the kingdom but Stan and Kenny calm him down by telling him he should disguise as a human, earn the princesses trust, and get Cartman out safely. So he does that, basically the princess falls in love with him, and he saves Cartman before he can be killed

Ok guys, Kyman au. Cartman runs away bc life in South Park was so overwhelming and Kyle is devastated and pissed, swearing to find him and beat his ass bc yk kyman and basically Cartman becomes a famous movie star and he's looking for a manager, so what does Kyle do? Sign up to be his manager and Cartman is all 😲 and Kyle is all 👿. But you know happily ever after :)

i drink to forget but i always rember 
fhjfyuf why did i do this? 
edit. tumblr makes it look gray n shit i dunno why

"Kahl quick we have to hide"

I hear a half whisper coming from the doorway and without having time to process what's happening I'm being pushed into a closet.

"What the hell is-"

"Shh quiet jew, they might hear"

Now where both cramped intoo a tiny closet. Well it's not tiny it's just Cartman being fat and taking up a lot of space while I'm just barely squeezed in holding the closet doors shut.

"What are you talking about?"

"I saw a rober with a gun here"

"What!?"

"Shhh"

"Sorry...what? We have to call the cops"

"I'm not stupid Kahl, I alredy did. Now we just have to wait here"

"Allright" I agree and everything goes to silance.

Well this is kindda awkward...um

God and it doesnt help that where so crampt in here. He's propably hunched over cuz I can feel his hot breath on my neck. God hes so close JESUS CHRIST WHY IS HE SO CLOSE A-

"You okay Kah-?"

"Yes"

ye if you’re getting deja vu then you’re not crazy xd

this is one of the kyman sketches I have posted but now with slightly different expressions and Christmas outfits yay 🙂

no srs I didn't get lazy I actually got over myself and messed up a cupule times trying to do this “big project” and since I didn't what to feel like I wasted time I made this lil thing 

dunno hope you like it and happy holidays 🎄🥴✨

Now I'm laying in the bed terrified. Fuck I just saw a flashlight flash in my window someone is trying to get in here! WHat DO I DO?! AHh no Kyle get it together you're sounding like Tweek. Yeah shut your eyes... forget... mabye I should still loo-

My quick start of a sleep was intorupted by a pair of hands. Hands? Touching around my bed like there blind and then my arm? Hands... OH

"AA-" I scream but one of them covers my mouth and I hear a low husky "shhh"

"Its okay it's me Kahl" the 'stranger' quietly reassures but takes my pause as mark of not knowing who he is. Surprised he continues

"Kahl? Is this you?"

Then he starts touching around my face with his bigass hands. He squeezes the puffy hair but still is not reassured so goes around some more. As soon as he touches the nose he says "Yeah okay that's Kahl"

Yup kyman agen 🥴👍

Cartman kindda looks like Clyde but oh well

♥ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyBUDxX_DLM&ab_channel=Teashis ♥

heo got myself a tablet so here’s some kyman 😌🥴💚💖 Also yeah I just noticed that the t is missing one line but oh well xd

I am legit multishipping trash

This blog is legit multishipping trash

my special talent is every time i join a fandom i always like the characters nobody fucks with like AT ALL.

i don’t mean to do it, trust me i hate not seeing any fanworks of my favs.

but i join a fandom and the characters i always take a liking to are always the characters the fandom dgaf about.

same thing goes with ships

i’ll be like three episodes in or just getting into the main storyline and i’ll think “omg these characters are so cute tg” or “i like their dynamic what would their ship look like”

and then i go to the fandom online and find out that the fandom either

a) doesn’t care for the ship at all

or b) ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY HATES IT WANTS ALL OF ITS FANS TO ROT AND BURN IN HELL!! IN HELL!!!!

sometimes c) some people like it but the popular version of their dynamic and i don’t like/agree with.

i DONT KNOW how this happens or why it’s so common for it to happen to me.

RELEASE ME!!!!

does the canon pc designs of eric & kyle imply pine is canon

You will always mean something to me, deleted Kyman heart doodle, from the stick of truth.

Does this mean something more….? Probably not, will I think it does mean something more? Most definitely. Was this just going to be a tease at the Kyman fans?? Most definitely yes.

rewatching the end of obesity special and all the times kyle grabs erics hands and drags him is so funny because eric is not fighting him at all he’s allowing kyle to drag him around.

thinking about a south park shipping debate i got myself into on a Pinterest comment section and I simply said “kyman canon :p” and the other person crashed out and told me to kill myself. good times

post covid kyman is so funny to me i love them

i absolutely LOVE fanart that makes them look canonical to the show also MR KITTY 😭😭😭😭

Did a giveaway on twt and the 1st prize winner requested a cheesy 80s kyman family portrait! ❤️💚

ayo why he in a cage 😂😂😂

Kyle being asexual is a nice headcanon. Of course he’s also a kid and sexual experiences are still (and should be) unknown to him. I don’t see his kissing moment Rebecca being really comparable to a sign of his asexuality, however I now have a new Kyle headcanon. :p

I understand the “Kyle is asexual” headcannon, but I’ve seen so much stuff trying to defend his asexuality even in the earlier seasons. Did everyone forget about him and Rebecca? (I’m aware that asexuality and aromanticism are two different things, but I’m talking about when he thought her how to kiss.)

FAKE IT TILL YOU MAKE IT MENTION??? I READ IT BACK WHEN IT WAS FIRST BEING RELEASED 👅👅👅👅👅

I'm not a huge kyman shipper but there's this one fic that's so well written that it actually made me like the ship 😭😭 it's called fake it till you make it and genuinely it's novel worthy....

fic

the idea that the very last episode reveals with kyman being canon all along is not only the funniest thing in the world, but its such a big fucking troll to the entire fandom. i think i’ll name my first child after the show.

I feel like it would be funny as like an ending to the show or somewhere near the end, Cartman and Kyle are just holding hands or were like "I don't like this, but it's happening." if/when the others find out.