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FEMALE RAGE

As an aussie currently listening to Labour on repeat after the election results. I have a physical incapability to feel angry but this slightly does something to me.

Malcolm MacKillop breaks down the recent amendments to Canada’s Labour Code, which went into effect September 1st.

Part 1 of Malcolm MacKillop’s overview of the new mass termination provision of the ESA.

I made my ancestors proud

My mother asked me to bring home flowers to decorate the house. So there I was battling honeybees, ants and mosquitoes while I plucked flowers from an enormous flowery creeper growing on our building. Then suddenly a snake fell on my head, and I could hear my mother shout from the top floor -you can do it child, make your ancestors proud. And what did I do? I made them proud.

A Vision of the Labour Party, 2017

Liz Kendall has returned to a quiet life as a backbencher and constituency politician, but due to border change legislation passed by a gloating Tory Government, her constituency is now Hades.

Yvette Cooper is serving a ten year sentence for the murder of her husband Ed Balls after his 167th utterance of “At least I lost to the Millibands…”

Jeremy Corbyn, in what is considered one of his more unusual leadership moves, proposes legislation to ban the word “Crown” from any and all pub names. The Labour conference that year is held in the “People and Anchor” pub in Islington.

Andy Burnham turned back into a wooden doll at the stroke of midnight after the leadership election, where he came third place, as a result of the particular brand of contractual wish magic that gave him life.