Child/young me joining the Harry Potter and One Direction fandoms and finding everyone shipping canonically straight men/women together: What the FuCk did I join? 🤠😲
Adult me: *believes everyone is bisexual so I can ship them with each other, with their canon partners and of course with my favourite ship, with myself* 😏
Anne: I have raised a perfectly well-behaved, functioning son-
Louis: You have a son I don’t know about?
Harry: I-