A misfits conversation that somehow gets veered towards parents
Lenore:I don't like my parents very much
Eulalie, innocently: Because of your daddy issues?
Lenore:How do you know about my daddy issues
Pluto: It's kinda obvious
Bernice: You do not get to talk Pluto, you aren't any better babes
Pluto: What! What does that mean
Duke: Mon minou allez, you constantly hide in your jacket and hair is constantly covering half your face at all times
Pluto: That's...
Pluto:That's fair
Lenore:Do good parents exist, I surely never met one.
Morella: I think so, some have to right?
Berenice: I'm sure they do, most of us haven't remembered our parents anyway, they could be saints.
The misfits:...
Eulalie, cheerfully: probably not
I don't ship Harrymort or tomarry, I just don't really like proships, but if that's your tea, go for it.
What I would like to see more of though is Voldemort realizing Harry's a horcrux so he's just like "Guess I'm a dad now??" And just like, adopts him?
Bonus points if it's around the age of six or seven
SUPER bonus points if there's hurt/comfort w/ happy ending.
Super duper bonus points if Voldy loses his mind against the Dursleys.