He'll punch royal guards in the face, tie a man up and throw him in the trash, and aid fugitives of the law but he draws the line at stealing little knick knacks and *checks notes* Being Rude
oH MY GOD I DRAFTED THIS AND FORGOT I NEVER POSTED IT AAAGH IT'S BEEN MONTHS
I am once again asking you to go read Castoff by @thestarfishface it's extremely good