بچه ها نیم ساعت پیش تبلتم از دستم سر خورد
افتاد
شیکست
وقتی میگم شیکست شیکستا
شبیه تار عنکبوت شده صفحش الان😂😂
منم که Crybaby ای ام واسه خودم پس چرا که نه مثل کرم پیچیدم تو خودم و اعصابم به هم ریخت
ولی نگا صفحش چه برقی میزنه خرده شیشه هاشو
استایل زدم براش سبحان الله
خودمم نمیدونم چطوری هنوز دارم باهاش تایپ میکنم، تاچش خیلی سخت جونه
قرار شد یکی دیگه بگیرم ولی خب میدونی هیچی این نمیشه
به چیزایی که سال ها داشتمشون عادت دارم
خودمونیما این دیگه ضربه نهایی بود
یه بار محکم از گوشه خورد زمین یه کوچولوش باز شد ولی تا الان سالم موند😂😂
حالا که یادم اومد از نصف چیزای مهمم بکاپ نگرفتم میخوام دو دستی بکوبم تو سرم که انقدر حافظم داغونه😭😭
برم بمیرم بهتره-
راستی بچه ها نقاشی جدید کشیدم بعدا میزارم براتون
بعد اینکه تصمیم بگیرم صفحه اینو عوض کنم یا یه دونه نوشو بگیرم
My sister saw the cigarette scene and fucking Vulcan and Blood War’s reunion with the gun barrels and was like: Remember that movie subtext I told you about?
And I did.
happy yaoi day
nanami kento likes doing the crossword in the mornings, it is part of his routine.
sitting in the kitchen, coffee on the table, some light breakfast to go along with it, and you — next to him.
his legs crossed, the newspaper rested on his lap, he casually takes your hand into his and intertwines his fingers with yours as he works his way through the word game. every now and then drawing your hand close to his lips and planting a soft peck on it.
his expression rarely changes, no matter how tricky the clue is — he always approaches it calmly. because, he always has the answer.
except for this one.
“could you please take a look at this?”, he asks, without peeling his eyes off the paper.
this is a surprise, it must be quite the question — you think, but — “sure”, you mutter. “let me see”, you lean in as he points at the clue with the tip of his pencil.
proposal, asking for a hand — it reads.
you squint. hmm.
14 letters — you count. hmm . . .
“w-i-l-l y-o-u m-a-r-r-y m-e”, you spell out loud. easy. you wonder why he got stuck on that one in the first place—
oh.
the realization hits after you look at him.
his eyes are still expecting, your answer.
“what do you think? will you?”
a/n: of course, he had to pull some strings to make this crossword happen. he’s been meaning to propose to you for a while but never really knew how to go about it exactly, until this idea came to him one day and he thought it was the most befitting, perfect. the ring is in his pocket, and he’s been quite nervous all morning — although he never showed it.
where art thou why not uponth me????????
damn. y'all ever just love women (gay connotations)
holy shit i actually drew smth 4 once hit oc aspen i love him sm!! i might write lil oneshots of all my other ocs interacting with eachother l8tr cuz im in oc brainrot
Bert and Ernie’s messages to each other from their book The Importance of Being Ernie (and Bert) (2019)
Found this picture of Shane Taylor on Pinterest and it’s so cunt in a way that I can’t explain properly
scrolling through Twitter is so fucking weird
I'm sorry I haven't been keeping up with art and au and all that fun stuff - I got robbed. So.... Yeah, what a fun end to the week :)
Obey me is getting an anime???? WTF DO I LIVE UNDER A ROCK TO KNOW OF IT NOW ༼;´༎ຶ ༎ຶ༽
will watch the fuck out of it🤤
ON A BETTER NOTE, I DID IN FACT SEE THE TMNT 40TH ANNIVERSARY COMIC THINGIE! AND I LOVE IT!!! FREAKING- IM FOAMING AT THE MOUTH AT THE RISE! DESIGNS, THE 2012 STORY- ALL OF IT!
OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH | Stede Bonnet Hi all! Nice to be here. I may be landed gentry, but I’m thrilled to be granted entry.
ed when someone doesn’t immediately fall kitten mitten smitten with stede the gentlemen pirate bonnet
Dink is my favorite Yu-Gi-Oh! character
Four: We’ve been conducting an ongoing study to see what Wild will and will not eat
Four: Grass? Yes
Four: Moss? Yes
Wind: Leaves? Oh, yeah!
Four : Shoelaces? Strange but true
Wind: Twigs? Usually!
Wind: Worms? Sometimes!
Four: Hyrule's cooking? Inconclusive!
Twilight: How did you… test this?
Wind: You just hand him stuff and say ‘eat this’ and if him eats it, he eats it
Twilight:....I don’t know how to feel about this
im so so curious abt this: what did everyone name their mystic sellers? reblog and put in the tags what you named them pls?
some concept art for Ukraine where I tried to apply some of my headcanons to have fun with her appearance (WIP)
- When Haiji takes Nira on walks, they usually go one of two routes: a small one around the neighborhood, maybe towards of the park if they have time. The other one, they go all the way to the river and back, with a small break in between. They enjoy both of them.
- While he does have the looks, Haiji is oblivious to how ridiculous his outfits can look. Riding after Kakeru on a bike in flip flops and chasing after his senpai in an apron and track suit has sort of made that picture. Let’s be honest, tho. He does look good in anything.
- His lock screen is that of a of a setting sun that he took during the summertime, but his lock screen is a picture from one of the team's parties where they got drunk.
- He always has blackmail and Nira pictures and extra notes written on there.
- Oji once convinced Haiji to watch anime together. He didn’t get all of them, or why Oji was screaming or freaking out during some parts of it, but had fun.
- He liked Fruit basket the most. Hatori was his favorite, but also felt like he recognized some of Kyo from somewhere [Ahem, A specific first year, maybe. You didn’t hear that from me.].
- Once back in first year of high school, he challenged Fujioka to race on their way home from practice. They ended up tripping and rolling down a small hill. There was no winner that day, just two boys with grass in their hair.
- Haiji sometimes buys books but doesn’t really get them read, since he is busy with both the track club and with his studies.
- During some time of the post-Hakone, he started to read again to pass time at the hospital and at home.
- Speaking is books and running, I’m sure that Haiji has at least read or heard once of Murakami Haruki’s ‘What I talk about when I talk about running’. Probably one of his favorite non-fiction books.
- His cooking abilities came from watching his mom cook during middle school, but he first started getting into it during first year at university, seeing as there wasn’t anyone else at Aotake that could.
- Doesn’t fully get every meme that is out there, likes ones with cats and dogs in.
- Spends Golden week, summer and winter break at Aotake during his college days. He had no need to go back home, at least, not for now. Even after, he doesn’t travel back all that often.
- Okay, so Haiji is canonically from the country side, which would mean that he probably wasn’t all that used to the loud city that was Tokyo. Even if it was in a peaceful neighborhood where Aotake stood at. So, it might’ve taking him a while to really get used to it.
- After graduation, he definitely has a secret tradition with calling Kakeru before Hakone. Some about the team, general training and practices, but it usually ends out in conversations that feels like it has as little to do with that in the first place, ending up going on for so long that the phone bill could almost be dragging on the floor. But, that doesn’t stop Haiji from dialing up his kōhai when the opportunity arrives.
*Searching for Male Reader*
* Finds a good fanfic but turns out that it’s a female insert instead of a male and its sorted in a male Reader category *
Repost if this pisses you off!!
Fullmetal Alchemist 2003 OP2 Ready Steady Go !!!
If you put them together they almost form one(1) functional adult.
Also bonus doodle because I couldn’t get this post out of my head
Ok but how many times have we seen our local angst child *actually happy* I want this duo to be around forever if it means they both get to have fun like this.
Time: What does it look like..?
Make it real..
NOW 😭
(I need this eye makeup ✨ like the Smokey eye I could accomplish with that batshadow would MAKE ME COMPLETEL)
Had this wierd dream, with Bruce and Selina and suddenly it turned into a weird commercial for merch makeup. I just had to draw it…
and I love YOU @gatheringofaccounts (and everyone) who got me to 50 reblogs >:D
How.
Grab a fire extinguisher
remove safety pin via pulling
aim nozzle at base of flames
squeeze handle and sweep side to side until fire is gone
one again, how.
HOW DID YOU DO THIS, LIKE DUDE!?!!
IM FIXING IT IM FIXING IT!!
WHAT WERE YOU EVEN MAKING???
SHUDDUP I GOT THIS—
BLEHEHAHAHEW—
Jeez this thing is useless— oh.. oh no thats bad.. uhhh.. sorry?..
(ohmygahimsoHappy—)