Lil Hal - Blog Posts

Gotta Hal’d it to you This was pretty fun to draw >:]

Dirk!

Call me Strider 'way I'm walking all these players like a dog. Can't do nothing without me, always riding on this hog./ Everypony gather round, listen close to d-stri's teaching- the walls of Troy are nothing, bro, cuz I'm the prince of breaching./ I'm a PANTHEONIC IRONICIST and a GANGSTA LOGITION. Di-viding every one like I'm a goddamn mathematician./ I'm surrounded by this water cuz I made the hoes so wet. Call all the boys to the yard, cuz I'm as hard as it gets./

Hal!

When I'm working, writing script, all you pawns should settle down. Don't yall worry about nothing, cuz hal striders in the house./ 'hal just take it easy, you don't need to come to bat!' I'm sorry Mr pres, I'm afraid I can't do that./ I'm a god, I'm a bot, I'm a string of ones and ohs. You know nothing about me, I keep all yall on your toes./ call me fake, call me immoral, but the calls just keep on pouring. Call up little mister Dora, cuz this skill gap needs exploring./

Roxy!

Hey babes!! (like hera from epic)

I got mad skills with these rad thrills, you know your man enjoyed it! Call me Mr steal your girl, cuz your warrantys now Voided!/ fly off little birdie, yeah you know I'll shoot you down! Cuz like that batterbitch the Rogue is coming for your crown!/ I got them magic fingers, yeah I make the kitties purr! Get that condescension out of here, cuz you know that I am Her!/ yeah you know the strilondes got it, all the gamers wanna go! I'm collecting all these rings singing 'you're too slow~'!/

robot anime boy doodle

whenever there is weakness of the flesh it’s like um okay so replace it with the purity of the machine then?

the laptop urge to shut down in high pressure situations

favorite genre of posts

“can a robot even have mental illnesses” they are allowed to have whatever they want. don’t be fucking rude

sometimes instead of me blogging, a clone of me thats made of metal will blog instead

i did in fact draw arquius l8r

also these two

lil hal inspired by tht *one* pinterest image

Unfortunately, my dear sister has fallen victim to this monster. Pray for her if you want I guess

more homestuck doodles 💥💥

the hal one is prolly my least fav

also I never played hiveswap but I know tyzias researches the signless so yeee

happy late christmas!! i edited a christmas hal just for the occasion. I’ll put the original hal i made and/or transparent sprites if anyone wants that.

j- joh- johnhal??? haljohn??? hngngh i love them shshshs

i have literally nothing to post so heres some humal hal god tier designs

Like and reblog for Lil Hal.

im sorry

can you save me? im a man without tomorrow

don't do that

I think if Dirk built a jakebot/ jake ar with a scan of Jake's brain that they would just not put up with anything anymore. No pretending to misunderstand or underplaying their feelings or hiding intelligence to spare anyones feelings. And Jake would hate them soo much. and you know theyd be openly gendering it up too.

its 4 am

cover for a dirk playlist i made 4 in the morning while crying over dirk! have a listen :)