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Inktober 2023 #9 Bounce (and the finalized version of #6 Golden!)
Extras Below:
Inktober 2023 #7. Bubbly
Inktober 2023 #5 Map
Inktober 2023 #4 Swords
Inktober 2023 #3 Woods
Inktober 2023 #2 Spiders
Prompt List:
Are you Ink-cited for Inktober as I am?
Prompt List:
Who I think should be in allstars 3 (including queens from allstars 1)
1. Ongina 2. Delta Work 3.Acid Betty (don't think she'll be on, but who knows) 4.India Ferrah 5.Trixie Mattel 6.Kim Chi 7. Joslyn Fox 8. Milk 9. Willam (hope they'd let her in even after what happened) 10. Latrice Royale 11. Morgan Mcmichaels (totally seems like a 99% chance) 12. Ivy Winters 13.Laila McQueen 14. Shea or Trinity If there are any others feel free to add some
Back with another list for you guys!!!
Weird things Captain Marvel has done
Carved his entire mission report into a slab of stone for Batman
Sat on the couch in the Watchtower rec room without moving or blinking for 2 hours straight before going home whistling
Tried to lick the sun cause he was curious what it would taste like
Carried a child (Freddy) on his shoulders for an entire mission
Wore a top hat for a day and when asked about it was very confused about why he was wearing a top hat
Fell asleep in space for 5 hours, just floating around (he only woke up when he bumped into the moon)
Sweat an actual, real bullet
Swallowed a bag of chips whole (like, he didn’t even open it up)
Accidentally turned his hair into cotton candy then absentmindedly ate it (bald Cap became a meme)
Didn’t have have his lower body for a week and didn’t say why (like, from the waist down it was just fucking gone)
These lists are so fun to make
Things Billy has said when a JL member found him walking around as a child in the Watchtower (you decide which excuses worked and which didn’t)
“I’m Batman’s new Robin” (the blue eyes, black hair, and orphan status convinces everyone worryingly fast.)
“Im checking to see if this building’s up to code!” He had a fake mustache and a clipboard too.
“My class is here on a field trip and I got lost :(“
“Let me call my lawyer then we’ll talk!”
“Dude, did you really forget me? We’ve been working together for years!” (It isn’t gaslighting if it’s technically true)
Points behind them “OhMyGosh! A ghost!” Runs away when they look behind them.
“What am I doing here? What are YOU doing here!?”
“SIR/MA’AM, I AM HERE ON OFFICAL BUSINESS™️. PLEASE STEP AWAY AND LET ME DO MY JOB”
“Hi! I’m the Whiz Kid here to do an interview with Cap!”
“You can see me?”
“Excuse me, this is private property and you should NOT be here!”
Says Shazam and turns back into Cap “no one will ever believe you…”
I love making these lists and I can’t stop
Things I think the Marvel Trio (Captain Marvel, Mary Marvel & Capt Marvel Jr) have done in front of other heroes that prove they are all siblings.
(Yes I know most of these are more argument-based but these are all sibling moments and if I think of anything wholesome I’ll make another list.)
Cap yanked off Mary’s cape and ran for it with her in hot pursuit.
Jr & Cap kicked each other under the table for half a hour straight during a hero meeting.
Mary put Jr in a headlock and dragged him around.
Jr & Mary duck taped Cap to the watchtower cafeteria ceiling.
All three kept blowing raspberries at each other during a big fight against a supervillain
Cap & Jr both kept making fart noises every time Mary took a step.
All three showed up to a mission with ice creams smooshed on their heads and glares being thrown between the three of them.
Cap & Jr were put in the Get Along Shirt.
Mary & Cap were put in the Get Along Shirt.
Jr & Mary were put in the Get Along Shirt.
All three were put in the Get Along Shirt by a grumpy Batman.
Mary threw Jr into the sun after an argument (he’s fine.)
Another list let’s goooo!!!
Things I think Captain Marvel has let slip in conversation unprompted that have concerned others.
“When I was a kid I threw a brick at a cop car” (by kid he means yesterday)
“You act like my uncle after a beer”
“This reminds me of the time somebody tried to run me over with their car back when I was a kid!” (Again, by kid he means yesterday)
“My sister is basically legally dead.”
“I’ve eaten rat meat before!”
“Have you ever been chased out of a store with a broom cause somebody thought you stole a gift card? No? Yeah, me neither.”
“I fight a lot of nazis.”
“Sometimes the gods in my head tell me to kill somebody to set an example :(“
“Mary Marvel got angry at Junior again and she threw him into the sun. He’s fine... I think.”
“There’s this green worm that tries to crawl into people’s ears and mind control them.”
“I found a baby in a dumpster once!”
“I don’t think I have organs.”
Things I think Captain Marvel has done to make money (some are inspired by random posts I remember but can’t find)
Sells embarrassing photos of the JL to the younger superheroes
Sells kryptonite thrown at him to the Fawcett City black market where it’s bought and thrown at him again
Using his lightning to spell stuff out in the sky for other heroes anniversaries (price depends on the person paying)
YJ paid him to juggle all of them at once. Goes without saying it ended in disaster
His tooth was knocked out by Black Adam once and Billy sold it to Batman (Batman wanted to study Cap’s dna and Billy just went “money is money”)
Many of the sidekicks (current or former) have paid him to blow up their mentor’s mailbox with lightning and Billy, once again, went “money is money”
Took kids flying (for a fundraiser, but it still counts)
Paid to eat really hot peppers or anything difficult to eat in general
He did a little jig once for 20 bucks
Excuses (lies) Billy Batson could use to explain why he’s a kid.
He just takes the form of a child like Klarion the Witch Boy
It’s his power save mode
He was born with the knowledge of the gods and has the mind of an adult
He uses the form because people are more likely to talk to a homeless little orphan kid rather than a 7ft Demi-god superhero.
His body just ages more slowly than his mind.
He was made of magic not very long ago so his non-magic form is how old he’d be if he was normal.
He died at this age and his magic makes him look how old he should be.
He just looks that way
“Fuck off, it’s magic” (persuasion)
“What? Are you seeing straight? Obviously I’m an adult” (straight up lying)
Excuses (lies) Billy Batson could use to explain why he’s a kid.
He just takes the form of a child like Klarion the Witch Boy
It’s his power save mode
He was born with the knowledge of the gods and has the mind of an adult
He uses the form because people are more likely to talk to a homeless little orphan kid rather than a 7ft Demi-god superhero.
His body just ages more slowly than his mind.
He was made of magic not very long ago so his non-magic form is how old he’d be if he was normal.
He died at this age and his magic makes him look how old he should be.
He just looks that way
“Fuck off, it’s magic” (persuasion)
“What? Are you seeing straight? Obviously I’m an adult” (straight up lying)