Okay but some in the JL has definitely gone through the Watchtower security cam footage and made a compilation video of Captain Marvel banging his head on the top of a doorway.
And I’m pretty sure we all know that he must do that a lot.
These lists are so fun to make
Things Billy has said when a JL member found him walking around as a child in the Watchtower (you decide which excuses worked and which didn’t)
“I’m Batman’s new Robin” (the blue eyes, black hair, and orphan status convinces everyone worryingly fast.)
“Im checking to see if this building’s up to code!” He had a fake mustache and a clipboard too.
“My class is here on a field trip and I got lost :(“
“Let me call my lawyer then we’ll talk!”
“Dude, did you really forget me? We’ve been working together for years!” (It isn’t gaslighting if it’s technically true)
Points behind them “OhMyGosh! A ghost!” Runs away when they look behind them.
“What am I doing here? What are YOU doing here!?”
“SIR/MA’AM, I AM HERE ON OFFICAL BUSINESS™️. PLEASE STEP AWAY AND LET ME DO MY JOB”
“Hi! I’m the Whiz Kid here to do an interview with Cap!”
“You can see me?”
“Excuse me, this is private property and you should NOT be here!”
Says Shazam and turns back into Cap “no one will ever believe you…”
Captain Marvel (Shazam) AU where Billy thinks the JL knows his identity so he’ll just walk around the Watchtower as Billy. So others see this random kid and —in all the wisdom of the smartest heroes in the world— they assume he’s just a ghost haunting the place.
Cue identity shenanigans
Captain Marvel in the Watchtower rec room.
Green Lantern (Hal) & Flash: *giggling at something on GL’s phone*
Audio coming from the phone: *bang*“Ow!”—*clang* “Ouch!”—*thump* “ack!”—*thud*“Ow …I think that left a dent…”
Captain Marvel, clearly annoyed: “you’re really watching that again?”
Green Lantern: “sorry dude! It’s just so funny!”
Captain Marvel: *turns around to walk out the room but bangs his head on the top of the door frame*
Flash: *falls out of his chair laughing*
Okay but some in the JL has definitely gone through the Watchtower security cam footage and made a compilation video of Captain Marvel banging his head on the top of a doorway.
And I’m pretty sure we all know that he must do that a lot.