Hello hello, Gravity Falls enthusiasts, you'll never believe what today is! (and no, it's not Book of Bill day yet)
It's the special day of Yours Truly, who is currently enjoying a *very* tasty Birthday Breakfast of chocolate chip waffles and Captain Crunch cereal, with my Stanford plushie :P
"Why are you eating something so unhealthy?", you ask? BECAUSE LIFE'S TOO SHORT TO OVERTHINK OVER YOUR BREAKFAST CHOICES! The USA is already going through a recession and a potential boring dystopian era, I can do whatever the hell I want 💅
Just because you're growing old, doesn't mean you have to grow up! Does that ring any bells for ya? >;3