Remus and Logan: *playing Hell Chess*
Patton and Janus: *teleport in*
Janus: LOGAN! Tell Patton he does not have birds in his head!
Patton: Logan!! Tell Janus he doesn't know everything!
Logan, raising an eyebrow: What?
Patton: So, whenever my doctor examines my ears, these little birds tweet! He says I have a little family of birds living in my head!
Janus: Correction, to make Patton sit still during checkups, his doctor makes bird noises and pretends to check on birds in his head instead of his ears.
Patton: Hey, I'm perfectly still! I don't want him to poke a bird!
Janus: *gestures wildly at him*
Logan, completely serious: Oh, no, I'm afraid you're wrong here, Janus. I've seen Patton's medical records, he has a small family of birds living in his head and has for years. It's a harmless condition.
Janus: *stares at him in WTF manner*
Patton: Ha! I told you! Devon and his family ARE in my head!
Remus: What's in my head?
Logan, no hesitation: A single rat on a wheel. His name is Maurice.
Remus: Is he a space cowboy?
Logan: And a gangster of love.
Remus, grinning: Cool.
Patton: Ooh! What's in Roman's head?
Logan, also no hesitation: A frog named Roberto.
Patton: Awesome! I'm going to tell him.
Patton: *sinks out*
Janus: WHY.
Logan, smiling mischievously: You've got a transgendeer in yours.
Janus: MOTHERF—