Lol Cats - Blog Posts
U can't travel to the past but remember u are travelling to the future.
Sickest burn
Just overheard a conversation between a professor and a boy.
Professor (laughing):- These hollow pipes are used for blowing air.
Boy :- And mine is used for blowjobs.
Professor :- It is so sad that ur mother didn't do that job correctly otherwise you wouldn't be here.
Burn.
Extreme Existential Crisis
Do I even own myself???
Why does it look like that the guinea pig is pissing in the galaxy?????
Grammar Difficulty Level By Country
If u were bald technically u could calculate the amount of hair on ur head.
My mother said that ur phone is not going to feed u anything . Start studying.
I ordered a salad on uber eats.
Oliver's first yawn
My cat is an Unconditional zapper !!!!!
Meine kätze liebt nicht das Fernsehprogramm !!!!
Mon chat zappe car il n’aime pas le programme TV !!!
Proud as Artaban ! !!!!!!
Les Égyptiens aiment les chats !!!!
Egyptians liked the cats !!!
Egyptians lieben kätzen !!!
I sincerely hope this cat's name is Richard