Lucius Malfoy is a flamboyant bisexual twink obsessed with his wife, pass it on
Severus: Where's Narcissa?
Bellatrix: Don't worry, I'll find her.
Bellatrix, shouting: Lucius sucks!
Narcissa, distantly: Lucius is the best person ever! Fuck you!
Bellatrix: Found her.
the time is right, your perfume fills my head
the stars get red, and, oh, the night's so blue
Narcissa Black and Lucius Malfoy as teenagers (In his years at Hogwarts)