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Quarter Past Midnight
Summary: Thanks to your best mate, you’ve found yourself welcoming the New Year at a party one of her bosses is throwing at her new house. Since you stepped foot in the place, your only plan has been to spend the night dancing and drinking with your friends. But it all changes when you find a certain bassist looking at you from across the room. And as the night progresses, and a few kisses are shared, you seem to agree on the fact that you’re leaving the party together.
Word Count: 19.4k
Warnings: Alcohol consumption, lots of cursing, suggestive dialogue and smut.
A/N: Hello!!! I’m so excited to finally be posting this one shot since the idea for it was born back when we were writing Chicken Shop Date chapter 6! You know, when Ross disappeared most of the night to socialise… So this is basically the spin off of that part of the story. I’m sorry it took me so long but, then again, it had always been the plan to post it today because it’s the one and only @imagine-that-100s birthday and I thought a filthy Ross one shot was the perfect gift for Mrs. MacDonald herself. I hope you all enjoy it loads and remember: keep both hands on the phone!!
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You really fucking love the holidays. It’s probably your favorite time of the year and every gathering that is thrown during this time makes you the happiest.
It’s so much fun spending Christmas and boxing day with your family, but it’s even better to spend New Year’s Eve with your friends.
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Me after I get a job
Friend (flexing on me ):- I have a job at a world automotive leader jaguar with a pay u can't even imagine. My company is so big that I have to take cabs to exit. We build the biggest cars and are world leaders.
Me:- listen up fuckdick I have a job at a company which is so bigger than urs than u can even imagine, whenever people visit me they are happier than a new born potato and are daily willing to visit me.
Friend:- cool which company do u work for?
Me:- MacDonalds
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