Guy: Would you rather be stuck in the woods with a man or a bear?
femme: Bear.
Guy: ok
*In the woods*
femme: *sees a man in a white wedding gown, singing like a faerie* *looks at him weird bc wtaf is a man doing in the woods dressed like a runaway bride*
Bear: Oh don't worry, that's just Joey Batey, he does that sometimes.
i'm gonna cry. Why did he even wrote and composed Tombé ? Why did he hayd to be everywhere ? I used to love him. now I can't so please, stop being that powerful in drama and depression songs. I hate men.