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SAY IT WITH ME

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Thicc Spider Momma and her Trophy Twink be like:

Jay Merrick: I should've paid more attention in climbing class.

Tim Wright: You mean 'gym'?

Laughing till I'm crying

Tim Wright: ALEX, HOW COULD YOU KILL JAY?

Alex Kralie: A number of ways, actually. For example, I used a gun.

I got nostalgic over Marble Hornets. What a series!

Man do I love marbles that hold some hornets in them

Was bored so I made a little something

names I’ve heard people (mostly my friends) call ✨slenderman✨

heads up this contains a lot of swearing, slender slander

lamppost

(the) stick

stickbug

mr i-have-no-face

mount everest

eiffel tower

squid

octopus

sir basketball himself

mr fucky fuckerton (no i do not know where this came from)

daddy long legs

tree

carwash blowy thing

legs

god of the long people

‘oh how did i lose all this weight? It was simple! all you need is blah blah blah’

one of those skinny models or some shit

no nose bitch

mr fancy

tall panda

tentacle hentai

no bad skin

emo shit

no kneecaps ass bitch

the father of jeff the killer

the fucker

laughing jack

mr how-does-he-even-get-through-doors

malnourished

brother (a really tall, emo kid said this)

slenderwoman

stick ass motherfucker

‘I’d fuck If I were taller’

spindly

ghost

musty man

crusty lips

no eyes

(boat) ore

baseball bat

pole

poledancer

drag queen

queen

king

king of the tall

the birch tree in minecraft

uncle dave (dave was the white name we made for him)

mr I-touch-kids

‘sir, sir please stop trying to talk to my kids’

michael jackson

emotionless fuck

stone cold bitch

laughing jack’s brother

monkee man

sugar daddy

wealthy vampire man

dracula

ugly

white mom in a suit

mr i-drown-out-my-pain-in-red-wine-because-im-so-fancy

‘what does he want from me’

lanky man who is always just out of focus/frame

father (same emo, tall guy)

uncle (once again the emo guy) 

school director

that one guy at work

mr lanky ‘the lankiest’ lankster

boss™

that guy

modern art painting

Thin mints

After eight

'If he had an actual face he would constantly be smiling'

Receding hairline

Mr. Ahem ahem

Twink

Peak of sexisim

Chocolate covered twinkie

The demon under my bed

Month

Monotone Jschlatt

Mothman

Jack Slenderton

Sleep paralysis demon

Dearth

Tim Burton lookin' ass

Edward Slenderhands

will update if topic of creepypastas comes up again, in meantime feel free to add

I drawn some more mh now some genderbend bc woman are pretty! ^·^

Going to post more of my mh drawings when i get the time to draw but for now this is all i could find in my sketchbooks :-b