so you’re telling me, that the new captain america showed up juuust in time to help bucky and sam from the “evil foreign super soldiers”??
nah, that was planned. the american government probably experimented on the freedom fighters to perfect the super serum for john walker and orchestrated everything so that the “new captain america” could save two already established heroes and hype him up
this is all just a big propaganda scheme created by the american government. you can’t fool me i’ve watched the boys
So, does that mean that every AU and fanfiction is canon now?
Sam: don't flirt with my sister
Bucky:
Bucky: ok i will flirt with you then
The Loki, Winter Soldier and Doctor Strange fandoms right now:
Clint Barton: (not legally) adopted father of all special, talented parentless kids
Tom on tomblr: he’s got so many defenses; even his charm and his charisma and his playfulness is a kind of defense
me, watching intently while fancily waving my hand that is holding a turkey stick like a cigar: isn’t it just the same for us all, dear tomithy. I would never admit to feeling depressed to my family without some sort of “underlying” humor to it *laughs in french*
made a meme about myself :D
Looks like a cinnamon roll but cold actually kill you:
Looks like they could kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll:
Looks like a cinnamon roll and is actually a cinnamon roll:
Looks like they could kill you and could actually kill you:
Layla looks amazing in the new series.
Bucky: I don’t use pet names.
Sam: Sure… Hey, can you give me that?
Bucky: Doll? Why…
Zemo: You called me, James?
Bucky: …
Sam: What did you say there?
Bucky: Shut up.
Fuck Winter Soldier
Fuck Winter Soldier
Zemo: James, there are rumors that we slept together.
Bucky: who the hell is spreading them?!
Zemo: me (:
Zemo: *stumbles and falls to the floor*
Bucky: *enters the room*
Zemo: *lies dramatically*
Bucky: are… you okay?
Zemo: yeah, sure. Why?