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ngl if i saw captain america in the ice i'd just let him sit there. stay cold homie
The Mascot
If Natasha were a fangirl, she'd have called Clint's eyes Cerulean-blue orbs.
But she's not a fangirl. She's a spy. So what she sees is fear. And insomnia. And a need for coffee.
So in the coffee goes, black and strong, with a little bit of sugar, and maybe a hint of cinnamon. Into the cup that says, Surely Not Everybody was Kung-fu Fighting?
Well, everybody usually is. But not now.
The cup slides across the table, and Clint's eyes ask, Why?
Because. She can see him wanting to tear his eyes out. She can see him looking for Loki in himself.
Clint takes a nice, long sip, and smiles.
It doesn't reach his eyes anymore.
Thinking about this parallel because I recently rewatched X-Men Origins: Wolverine and I couldn't help but think about the scene from Black Widow.
I know the movies have nothing to do with each other - just thought it was an interesting detail, although possibly not intentional.
Logan: It was real for me.
Kayla: It was real for me, too.
Yelena: It was real to me. You are my mother.
Natasha: It was real to me, too.
a fucking fact is bucky has ALWAYS seen captain america as more than captain america. to him steve and sam are just guys that he loves. just dudes he would die for. this bitch is one of the only men who has taken the time to really look beyond the shield so THERE.
Stephen: what vegetables do you want for dinner tonight?
Harley: Tomato
Peter: haha well Tomato's a fruit so-
Harley: I hate to break this to you but- nothing's a vegetable. Vegetable is just a term that means you can eat it. In botany, nothing's a vegetable. So yeah, a tomato's a berry, but a carrot is just a root. A- and potato's just a tuber. And like- cucumber is just a melon.
Harley: Melons are fruits, in other ways. You're not going to put it in your fruit salad, though. You're not going to put tomato in your fruit salad.
Peter:
Harley: broccoli? broccoli's a fucking flower, dude. We're eating a flower when we eat broccoli.
Peter:
Harley: Kale is just a leaf. So is lettuce.
Peter:
Harley: nothing's a vegetable. vegetables don't exist.
“They shouldn’t have killed Natasha in Endgame and have her and Rhodey guide the Avengers. They’d be like Steve and Tony, but opposite from what you are thinking about. You’ll have a powerful independent woman with an Iron Man mentality holding the shield and a black man with a Cap mentality wearing an Iron Man suit.”
Guys, my friend has never been so fucking right in his entire life. An extract of today live on Twitch with the friend of mine who works for Disney Italia - I was speaking about how underrated and unexplored Rhodey and Nat’s friendship has been. (He said that in his opinion Steve would have given the shield to Nat if she were still alive.)
A brilliant dark haired intellectual who’s the most advanced in his field of study is universally mocked for how strange his work is except by his partner who completely supports and believes in him.
Seeking to prove himself, he makes a risky gamble and is ensnared by cosmic powers he doesn’t fully understand that transform him into someone he barely recognizes: causing his life, relationships, and mental health to suffer until he finally deals with the insecurity and self loathing that fueled his decisions in the first place and accepts the parts of himself he doesn’t like while his partner, who helped him get this far and was sacrificed for his ambitions, haunts the narrative.
Which one am I talking about?
Maybe the divine mother Lilia mentioned?
Who decides the rules of magic and witchcraft in the MCU? According to Agatha, Billy taking over the dying William’s body broke some “rules” that would make him a target for other witches. But unlike the Masters of the Mystic Arts who are answerable to the Sorcerer Supreme, witches really don’t seem accountable to anyone if they aren’t in a coven. So what rules are Agatha talking about exactly?
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When I scrolled to this I gasped so loud that I choked on my spit
Rocket gives the tesseract to Nebula because Peter Parker got lost in a supermarket
Create your own Avengers 5 movie!!
Reblog with what you got!
this was supposed to be a doodle... I had worked on this for over 3 hours. There are some mistakes but I’m otherwise proud
if you want to reblog/repost, please give me credit :)
I WOULD BE SO INTIMIDATED OMG I THINK WOULD ACTUALLY START CRYING OR SMTH
I cant stop thinking about how fucking unnerving Tony could look, if he wanted to. after not sleeping for a few days, finally finding the solution to a problem, the intense eyes and wild hair and big grin. The light of his arc reactor, strangely bright. He's shaking a bit fro caffeine intake. Studying something intensely.
Imagine if he was studying you, trying to judge your loyalty or your motivations, and he finds an answer in your face that he finds interesting. And he fuckin laughs, staring straight at you. He dosnt miss a single detail.
I'm writing a story where Tony has to decide if someone is a spy or not based on their reaction to classified information, and god. Imagining it is terrifying. His attention is a lazer beam when he wants it to be, and for it to be aimed straight at a person sounds unnerving
TONY STARK AND DONNIE OMGG THEY WOULD WORK SO WELL FUCK. OMG OMG OMG
I did the meme. The world is not ready for them
FOUL 😭😭😭
2023 recap!!!
jan: forgot
feb: forgot
march: forgot
april: forgot
may: forgot
june: forgot
july: forgot
aug: forgot
sep: forgot
oct: forgot
nov: forgot
dec: forgot
It's today. Today's the day when Tony Stark sacrificed his life to snap Thanos away. And yesterday? Natasha Romanoff sacrificed her life for the soul stone. Tomorrow? Steve Rogers will go back in time to spend time with Peggy. And then dying of old age.
Rest in peace 😔
So umm, this is so late. I'm so sorry. I recently found out I have adhd, high chances of autism and have a dissociation disorder :(
I'm okay though, its all cool. Though the tests I took from official doctors were quite expensive so yeah there's that. ALSO! IT'S MY END OF YEAR EXAMS PERIOD >:(
The fic is like short. 889 words I think? Yeah, I still hope that for anyone who reads it, it's okay.
Top 100 ao3 stats for the MCU
TOP 100 AO3 SHIPS THIS YEAR
Actually kinda sad that zero marvel ships are in the top 100 ao3 ships this year. NOT EVEN STUCKY WHICH IS THE TOP MCU SHIP.
TOP 100 AO3 SHIPS OF ALL TIME
1st: Stucky dropped by one rank from 4th to 5th. But still in the top 5!!
2nd: Stony dropped by one rank as well. From 6th to 7th. BUT TOP 10 ANYWAY SO YAY.
3rd: Irondad and Spiderson rose up by ONE RANK!!! From 20th to 19th!!! WE MADE IT TO TOP 20!!
4th: Pepperoni dropped FIVE ranks. Still I'm so happy we made it to like the top 35 ships!!
5th: Bucky/Reader. I'm not really into this but biases aside, this ship stayed in its spot! Congrats!
6th: Thor/Loki. THIS DROPPED NINE RANKS. Y'all still made it to top 70 which is a-okay! Congratulations! 👏👏
7th: Ironfrost. (I think that's the ship name??) Something I don't really ship but again biases aside, dropped 4 ranks but made it to the Top 80!
8th: Platonic Stucky. STUCKY IS ON HERE TWICE but in two different contexts. Dropped EIGHT RANKS, but still in the top 90!! 👏
9th: Clintasha. okay this came in 87 AND DROPPED NINETEEN RANKS by far the most a marvel ship has dropped overall this year. At least, on the bright side, it made it to the Top 90. 👏👏
10th: Clint/Agent Coulson. This, was unexpected. Like REALLY unexpected, I didn't even know this ship is that popular. BUT IT MADE IT AND I'M HAPPY FOR THE SHIPPERS. 👏👏👏
Congratulations to all the ships in the Top 100 Overall this year!
I wrote this from a prompt by @fotibrit . Hope you it doesn't suck to bad and hopefully you didn't had to wait to long, studies suck :( Had zero idea how to write crack so I just write shameless fluff.
WHAT 😭😭😭😭.
I'M CRYING AND SOBBING ON THE FLOOR. HELP ME. PLS.
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Calling All Irondad Fans
It’s canon
TOP 10 IRON MAN VILLAINS
At Number 1 we have the CLAW MACHINE.
WHY DID THEY DELETE THIS THOUGH. HE'S SO EXCITED. BRO. YOU HAD ONE JOB MARVEL.
Everytime a female hero is introduced and is rumored to be stronger than a popular male superhero I already know what's going to happen and it upsets me everytime. My shayla, my pookie!
She's doomed! DOOOOOMMMMEDDDUH! 😩
If nobody makes a fic where a younger version of Loki (15-16) discovers he's a frost giant, thinks back to all the shitty things he had to endure, runs away to be free and THRIVES I'll do it my damn self.
Thunderbolts* summarized in one sentence
various different flavors of depression