Rhodey - Blog Posts

Responding to a kidnapping attempt part 2:

Vision

Scott

Shuri

T’challa

Rhodey

If I’m missing someone tell me and part 3 is probably going to be the guardians reacting

Avengers play Cards Against Humanity

Since the last one was well received here's part two

Black Card: You know who else liked ______? Hitler.

Loki: Eradicating the jews

Steve: Mass Genocide

Peter: Veganism

Hope: Nazis

Scott: Bees

Natasha: White privilege

Clint: Chunks of dead backpacker

Harley: Daniel Radcliffe's delectable arsehole

Shuri: Praying the gay away

T'challa: Restoring Germany to it's former glory

Tony: A reason not to commit suicide

Bruce: Auschwitz

Sam: God

Bucky: Poorly timed holocaust jokes

Pepper: Seeing things from Hitler's perspective

Rhodey: Suicidal thoughts

Thor: Vikings

Wanda: It's hard to decide... "You know who else liked veganism? Hitler" is my favourite. Peter wins.

Do you guys want to chose the winners? And yes, there are going to be more of these cards against humanity. Send me other people you want to play too.

Avengers play Cards Against Humanity

Black Card: _____ that's how I want to die

Tony: Alcoholism

Steve: Doing the right thing

Peter: Vigilante justice

Natasha: Pretending to be one of the guys but actually being the spider god

Bruce: Science

Clint: The biggest blackest dick

Thor: Powerful thighs

Harley: Poor life choices

Scott: A fully dressed female video game character

Shuri: The entire internet

Hope: Multiple stab wounds

Bucky: The Great Depression

Sam: A perfectly cylindrical vagina

T'challa: Depression

Pepper: Dying

Rhodey: Being black

Wanda: Being a motherfucking sorcerer

Loki as Czar: '...Being a motherfucking sorcerer, that's how I want to die.'... Preach.

Tony bleeding out after fighting bad guys : Is he staring at me?

Rhodey trying to stop the bleeding : Of course he’s staring at you, you’re bleeding out.

Tony : But is he staring at me in an "ahh he’s bleeding out!" Or "ahh he looks so hot when he’s bleeding out!" way?

Rhodey no longer putting pressure on the wound to stare at Tony blankly :

Rhodey : What.

Pepper : He’s staring at you in an "ahh he’s bleeding out!" type of way. Why would he think it’s hot?!

Stephen staring at Tony in a "ahh he’s looks so hot when he’s bleeding out!" way : I mean...

Wong : For fuck sake!

Tony : I have a plan!

Rhodey : Good! As long as we aren’t breaking the law again, I’m open to hearing it.

Tony : …

Rhodey : …

Tony : I no longer have a plan.

Rhodey : What did Tony do this time?

Pepper : More like WHO did Tony do this time.

Tony wearing silk pants : How does this look?

Pepper : like it's slips on and off really easily.

Tony :

Pepper : No ! I didn't mean it like that I-

Rhodey : We all know what you meant.

Tony : You’re my best friend, I would do anything for you.

Rhodey : I want you to eat 3 meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

Tony : Absolutely not.

Tony : No, this is not a mess. You know what I consider a mess?

Rhodey : Your life?

Tony : I- well yes, but-

#He tries :')

#poor baby

Invincible Iron Man #7 - “Fight the Future” (2023)

written by Gerry Duggan art by Juan Grigeri & Bryan Valenza

OH I LOVE RHODEY. my guy doesn't get enough attention as the realest character in the whole mcu.

need more Bucky Enthusiast friends. and more Rhodey Enthusiast friends. and also Banner Enthusiast friends.

need more friends. in general apparently

insp [x]

April Showers bring M-AU Flowers Challenge 2024 - Masterlist

All fills for this Challenge were written around a pairing that had less than 15 works at the time of the Challenge.

Sick Fic : soup and tea and rum and coffee / Clint Barton x Frank Castle / 538 / Teen and Up Audiences

Caught in the Rain : Caught in the Rain / Clint Barton x Foggy Nelson / 2358 / Teen and Up Audiences

Green Magic : Messed up Minds / Clint Barton x Matt Murdock x Natasha Romanov / 456 / Teen and Up Audiences

Hurt/Comfort : Broken / Clint Barton x Danny Rand / 2037 / Mature

Bugs & Insects : Clint Barton and the Stupid Fucking Thing / Bucky Barnes x Clint Barton x Rhodey Rhodes / 1441 / Teen and Up Audiences

Loss : You're allowed to hurt / Luke Cage x Frank Castle / 304 / Mature

Flower Language : What Flowers tell me about you / Frank Castle x Matt Murdock x Foggy Nelson / 1523 / General Audiences

Wedding Guest +1 : Worried and Excited / Clint Barton x Charles Xavier / 739 / Teen and Up Audiences

Picnic : One free Afternoon / Clint Barton x James Rhodes / 1390 / Teen and Up Audiences

Farmer's Market : Not a Date / Karen Page x Marci Stahl / 1425 / Teen and Up Audiences

Stargazing : Let me Show You the Stars / Erik Lehnsherr x Matt Murdock / 2592 / Teen and Up Audiences

Regency Road Trip : Passenger Princess / Clint Barton x James Rhodes x Tony Stark

Fairies/Fair Folk Pretend Relationship : Not the way you think / Bucky Barnes x Pepper Potts, Bucky Barnes x Tony Stark / 1119 / Teen and Up Audiences

Gardening : Gardening... / Clint Barton x Matt Murdock x Foggy Nelson / 652 (WIP) / Teen and Up Audiences

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Summer Fic Reading Bingo - Masterlist

gen fic

mistaken identity

road trip

fic written by someone who follows you : I Like To Listen To You Talk About Him / endlesstwanted / 3680 / T / Bucky Barnes x Rhodey x Sam Wilson

time travel

crossover fic

rec'd by a friend

pets

werewolf AU : This Is Not Gardening (You Can't Fool Me) / Faustess / 1611 / G / Clint Barton x Rhodey x Tony Stark

mythical creature AU

fic from your first fandom

historical AU

FREE SPACE

daring rescue

sports AU

Future AU : (Artificially) Bright Future [!Moodboard] / DarthBloodOrange (DepressingGreenie) / 100 + Moodboard / G / Steve Rogers x Tony Stark

long fic (>25,000 words)

fic with no comments yet

ghosts

angst : Evaluation / CNWrites / 3182 / G / Bucky Barnes x Clint Barton

fix-it fic : for a thousand more / lavenderlotion / 2094 / G / Erik Lehnsherr x Charles Xavier

remix fic pair

slow burn : Love You a Latte / Ruby_Casablanca / 7470 / T / Matt Murdock x Foggy Nelson, Bucky Barnes x Steve Rogers, Karen Page x Natasha Romanov

high school / college AU

new author (<1 year)

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Soooo... I might have forgotten to write down the end date, so I'll have to DNF this :C

I really like the idea of this, I just didn't really read much this summer (but i wrote a lot, so go read all my fics ;P)

Gotta say

Yeah the civil war trailer was pretty angst filled, with the team splitting and otps dying and being born, but the only thing that made me actually react was Rhodey. What happened? Is he okay? Will my summer sun cinnamon roll be ok? These are questions I need answered.