Mel Asks!! - Blog Posts
You’re going to be auntie congratulations on your brothers baby!!!!
Oh what!
Imagine being short
-Tanner
im chopping off your feet :3
(//the teen said cutely)
live footage of your sister and your sister in law
oh the divorce!
I have a question. -@ask-the-younger-dean
what is it chat
do u watch skibidi toilet
whats a- WHATS A SKIBIDI TOILET??
(//chat they are in 1989 skibibi toilet dont exist)
What would you do if a zombie apocalypse hit Sherwood Ohio -@ask-the-younger-dean
curl up on the flor and die
there NO way in hell im gonna survive that
Imagine being short
-Tanner
CAT I CHOOSE YOU
MELANIE USED THROW CAT IT WAS BARELY AFFECTIVE
Only one freshmen with an M name can remain, you must eliminate the competition
.. *sits on the floor and starts crying lol*
Do you have a black cat? -@ask-the-younger-dean
i have cat !!
(//eli i sent that ask asking if jfk had a design, i cheated.)
Hahhhah you’re a 14 year old.
@unnamed-freshmen-official
well ur 15 so OLD MAN!
How do you feel about Veronica’s male wife? (jd)
hes noted as (possible) future-sister-in law!
he looks like a girl!
opinions on pandas
CUTIES!!
saw a pic of one in fifth grade and fell inlove with them already!!
say something batshit
eatingsoftrockswhiledrinkingnormalLakewaterisrawegg
you egg up.
Has veronica ever gotten you in trouble? And vice versa.
sis hasnt ever gottne me into trouble tbh- most of the time I get us into trouble-
Ram Sweeney is a confused meatball who can’t count past this ten without his fingers 💔
@unnamed-freshmen-official
he seems like one- how did he not get held back?-
Whats the most in trouble you’ve ever gotten?
in like the third maybe fourth grade, i like trew a full on maybe 1 pound water bottle at some girls head? i was grounded for a whole year-
Do you draw or have any hobbies?
i do!!
also theatre.
hey kid. so, you finally made it to high school, huh? well, welcome to absolute hell Ohio's most educational deathtrap the land of chaos and weed, which isn't as fun as it sounds Westerburg High, I guess. and good luck.
huh? ive been in highschool for a couple of months now? also tf you mean "finally made it"????
What’s your opinion on other people in your grade?
uh i managed to split them into these trhee catagoryies !
1) chill
2) the type of person to go to federal prison
and 3) the one who i mentally question why they even go to school if all they do is be annoying and disrupt learning
tell your sister to stop ghosting me.
-( @norwegian-in-the-boiler-room )
why cant you ask her urself?-
Ayup melon
im not a- im not a melon?-
crushes?
rn? no- (most people in my classes are ugly-)
the only one "real" crush i had was when i was a fifth grader-
Why do you like purple
why wouldn't i- its like the prettiest color in earth-
you should go bother your sister like right now
om- i was planning to do any way.
(//ooc: shes def forgetting after an hour or less)
do you have a list of things that you've stolen from your sister?
yeah! i update it monthly!-
last December was
• one eyeshadow palette
• a pair of mary janes
and • a pen!!
(i really hope she doesn't find out-)
keith died .... courtney killed him
who?
also why is there a talking blazer?
do you like bugs? and if not whats ur fav animal
bugs r lowk kinda cool but they freak me out too miuch for me to stay more than a foot near one-
also cats. cats are great asf.
Hey Melanie... You're my girlfriend's sister, right?
- @ask-the-great-heather-chandler
yeah? why?
Big favour but I can copy your Spanish homework please. I can uh give you the $30 dollars I snubbed off Ram from his last house party…
@unnamed-freshmen-official
omg yes, you can copy it. I'll take the money.
How do you feel knowing your sister spans across all universes, and is gay in every single one.
Also that there’s currently three of her 🫥
i mean its kinda freaky ig randomly seeing her talk to another one of her is pretty weird- and for the gay bit its pretty normal- she's born gay or smth idk
also the fact there's three is somehow slightly terrifying-