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Witchcraft then: "I worship the old gods and do not accept Jesus"

Witchcraft now: "I am even slightly more intelligent than the average person"

Both will summon a lynch mob

Jesus didn't have sex because he was such a higher species that that'd be beastiality for him to have sex with a human.

Shoutout to all my boomers that still use iGod. The OG chatbot.

Is it a sin for a man to want to suck Jesus's dick? He is a different species on some level.

It's stupid that superheros stop bank robberies after the robber leaves the bank. The money is insured against robbery so few people lose out. The real problem is the risk of violence which happens inside the bank.

How to go from rural to non rural in a region:

Step 1. Don't be a shithole

That's it. Then people will move there and it will become populated. The word for "rural country" is just third world. Because rural areas are low opportunity shitholes and everyone that lives there is stupid.

Colonial north USA in fiction: "We must end slavery at all costs! It is a moral affront to God"

Colonial north USA in reality: "Those slaves TOOOK ERR JURBS!!!!!!"

Just a happy reminder: The uneducated won't exist 30 years from now. Technology will make them extinct. It will be so convenient to get educated that the non educated will starve.

I personally don't want to wait that long. These creatures might destroy the world before then.

Schrödinger's communist: Is a freeloader on welfare while also a hypocrite for successfully taking part in capitalism and profiting off assets.

I'm calling it Russo-Ukraine War II (First one being WWII) and I demand a trilogy!

Trump sayin' illegals ain't subject to American laws because they don't register. BITCH - you think anyone that breaks the law is gonna FUCKIN REGISTER as a criminal? Is that what it would take to get arrested?

If murder only counts if it's out of hatred (Christianity) does that mean fetish serial killers aren't murderers if they just do it for sex?

We misjudged Elon. He is a true gamer since that salute. Truly a partaker of gamer culture and perhaps gamer words. Truly wouldn't be out of place in any Call of Duty lobby.

"Aura - scuff your Jordan's"

-Frieren if she was TRUELY sadistic

"The optimal angle for long range trajectory is 45 degrees *THIS angle*"

-Elon Musk maybe

"I'm not going to say X - which is why I will IMPLY it"

- All right wing talk show hosts

Is it just me or is an entire generation of celebrities dropping like flies lately?

I'm a reverse vegan. Animals are stupid little shits that have had it too good for too long. They deserve LESS rights!

Legalize dog fighting! Dogs are stupid!

Vegans say I wouldn't eat a human but you underestimate my power! I'd sell my own corpse in my will or buy someone else's. They aren't using it! It's no different than the ancient corpses on display in museums for the amusement of others.

Blaire White should open each video with "Aunt Rukus, no relation"

I refuse to use the term NPC because that's deeply insulting to robots.

Anyone that claims idiots believe something because it makes them feel good underestimates the ability of idiots to believe things for literally no reason.

"Did the Holocaust really happen to unorthodox Jews?"

-Ben Shapiro probably

America needs a hate group against stupid people. They deserve burning crosses on their lawn.

I support the savages of the American south trying to ban porn because that will force porn sites to allow VPNs.

Everyone criticizes RWBY for having the characters not believe in magic even with semblances. But how would YOU feel if someone showed you a new type of electricity that had never been discovered before? That would be pretty shocking.

If I ever get a doctorate you better believe I'll be a dick about it. Imma pull up on 4chan as DOCTOR anon.

I wonder if the new hard R will be "clanker" against sentient robots.

A quick definition of Republican terms

Socialist: bad

Communist: bad

SJW: bad

Left wing: bad

Liberal: bad

Globalist: bad

Strawman: bad

Identity politics: bad

You can safely replace any of these terms with "bad" because Republicans have the vocabulary of a six year old the moment you take away their monthly buzzword.

Remember Bright? The shitty Will Smith movie? I got recommended the soundtrack on YouTube and it out of nowhere SLAPS.