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We need slang for a powerful person facing retribution from a commoner.

Guillotined?

Luigied?

Come on I'm trying here!

Jordan Peterson is just like a Jedi: His mind tricks only work on dumb people.

There was actually a documentary on the spread of religious traits and how it was genetically beneficial. For more information google "Idiocracy"

If the animal kingdom voted, vermin would win every election. Human democracy is the same and the solution is the same.

It's just a preference. I just want to date among my own kind:

I want a fellow murderer.

Ja' te' ri' pr' is bi' ish

Oil expires so how do apocalypse shows have processed gasoline without refineries?

I want an AI companion on my personal hardware but not a girlfriend, more like a pet sled dog that does work for me. I just want something to guard my internet presence like a dog guards my physical presence. Much rather have this than a sex bot.

Next time someone tells me they believe in the bible, I'll just introduce them as a very staunch incest supporter.

"Drugs and alcohol" always struck me as an ironic phrase because alcohol is a liquid drug

Life hack: Take what the left says about "men" and change it to "black men" and you'll have the right wing perspective

I am a neo-pirate apologist: Pirate ships were direct democracies with mostly equal pay and elected leaders. Wanna know who granted people of color and in some cases women the right to vote before any government? PIRATES!

Reject modernity. Return to swashbuckling.

Why won't feral cats LOVE ME?!

The lesser secret agents of Red versus Blue should have been named after USA territories. "God dammit agent Puerto Rico! You're always a fuckup"

I have cats so whenever I hear scratching on my front door I blindly open it. One of these days I'll let a raccoon in.

Neil Degrasse Tyson is the embodiment of the meme "why are you booing me?! I'm right!"

I am a very progressive hater: Everyone bleeds the same and I'm a motherfucking vampire.

When a company changes ownership, the old CEO should be publicly executed for their weakness in leadership to let this happen. Ensuring only the strong are rich.

This post is officially based and feudalpilled.

In Hazbin Hotel, Lucifer still has his golden fiddle so cannonically Hazbin Hotel takes place before the Devil Went Down to Georgia.

Damn right I'm a racist: The human race shall overcome all opposition.

With "Deny Defend Depose" being a threat I think we run into the same problem as Bloody Mary where you have to draw the line somewhere on how long you can wait between words and it still counts.

As a libertarian I believe in free slaves - because I cannot afford any.

I told a female titty scam that I was gay and FIVE MINUTES LATER I got a male dick scam.

Now that's customer service!

Domestic abuse is the same as strict parenting except the target is over 18.

Someone should write a enemies to lovers fanfic between Hitler and Netanyahu meeting in hell as they state their beliefs to each other and realize they aren't so different.

Hold up a cross, nobody bats an eye. Hold up a sign that says "I groom children by threatening them with torture" everybody loses their minds.

If everything the Pope says must be true, does that mean if he says a paradox the world will end?

Did you know a Egyptian pharaoh named themselves after the Egyptian devil out of respect for his power? That's the equivalent of a Pope Satan.

YouTube animators only have one ethnicity: Paper skin.