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You know something I think is overlooked a lot in mdzs is Wei Wuxian power. I'm not sure if it's because of the way he views himself or the way he acts but he I've seen his actual power get overlooked a lot. Like especially when he just comes back from the burial mounds, likely cause we don't really know what happened down there. But from an outside perspective it has to be crazy because this guy has been missing for 3 months, comes back with a never seen before type of cultivation, and is just killing people left and right with new and horrible ways. On top of that wwx tends to kinda not make a huge deal out of it which you can really see when he traps Jin Ling in book 1. In an actual combat situation that tailism would be crazy good cause it immobilizes someone rlly quickly. Wwx is also crazy smart and ppl overlook that a lot too but that's a different post lol
Stickler: okay since we are doing this…. Dating thing… and you DID say I get to pick where we do our relationship activities! I would appreciate going to the library and looking at the heart stopper books on the pride isle.
Henchman: you do know that I would have said yes anyway? You don’t have to say it in a specific way or context?
Stickler: yes but I thought it would be relevant to do.
Henchman: why?
Stickler: to show I’m horny-
Ok so. I'm working on Flash Headcanons for Gender but... I don't know that many genders. So in the meantime...
Incorrect Quotes Part: 1
(using the Incorrect Quotes generator)
Heartslabyul
(ft. Che'nya and MC)
Riddle: What does 'take out' mean?
Trey: Food.
Deuce: Dating
Cater: Murder
Ace: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD.
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(At 3am)
Riddle, after drinking too much coffee: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?
Ace: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies
Deuce: Socks are Feetie Heaties
Cater: Forks are Stabby Grabbies
Ace: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties
Deuce: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies
Cater: Stamps are Lickie Stickies
Trey, annoyed: You are disappointments
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Riddle: Are any of you d-
Cater: Depressed?
Trey: Drained?
Deuce: Dumb?
Ace: Disliked?
Riddle: -done with Professor Crewel's homework... what is wrong with you people...
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(During winter break Riddle attempts to talk to his mother. It doesn't go well.)
Riddle: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Deuce: Several traffic violations.
Ace: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Cater: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Trey: Also, that’s not our car.
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Trey: Nothing in life is free.
Deuce: Love is free!
Cater: Adventure is free.
Riddle: Knowledge is free.
Ace: Everything is free if you take it without paying.
(Trey was not amused)
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Trey, talking about Che'nya: So uhhh... my question is: my friend keeps on going into the pantry and grabbing handfuls of fettuccine... uncooked...
Cater: I would hope they're not grabbing handfuls of cooked fettuccine!
Riddle: In our pantry!
Trey: Yeah... and eating them raw, and they keep calling them 'chips'. ... How do I make them stop?
Cater: Is your friend here?
Trey, motioning to Che'nya's floating head: Yeah.
Ace, to Che'nya: You're a monster! Words MEAN things! >:(
Deuce: Does anybody remember- I haven't been to Olive Garden in... about a few months- but they DO have a like- fettuccine bottle that you can just- grab em out of and chew-
Deuce, to Ace and MC: HOLD ON. WAS THIS A PRANK YOU GUYS PULLED ON ME WHEN WE WENT TO OLIVE GARDEN ?!
Deuce: NO, STOP. EVERYBODY SHUT UP. DO THEY GIVE YOU RAW FETTUCCINE TO CHEW ON IN THE LOBBY OF THE OLIVE GARDEN
Everyone else: No.
Deuce, to Ace and Mc: YOU FUCKIN BASTARDS
Ace: OH MY GOD YOU ACTUALLY FELL FOR IT-
MC: THE PRESTIGE!
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Deuce: I’m an idiot.
Ace:
Riddle:
Cater:
Trey:
MC:
Deuce:
Ace: If you’re waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.
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Ace: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?
Riddle: Have everyone stand.
Deuce: Bring three more chairs!
Cater: The most important ones can sit down.
Trey, quietly: Kill three.
Everyone: ... :0
(unhinged Trey gives me fuel)
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Riddle: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life
Trey: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years!
Deuce: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!
Cater: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!
Ace: My moral code, is that you?
Riddle:
Riddle: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my father gave me but do you guys need a hug?
(Dad Rosehearts is a good father agenda.)
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Riddle: What did you guys get in your yearbook? I got 'most likely to succeed'
Ace, confused: 'Prettiest Smile'
Cater, totally not bitter: 'Nicest Personality'
Deuce, also bitter: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'
Trey: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'
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Trey: What’s something you guys are better than Riddle at?
Deuce: Mario Kart.
Cater: Yeah, video games.
Ace: Emotional vulnerability.
(That's a lie Ace. No one in NRC is good at that.)
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Riddle, trying his best: That's it, we're gonna go out and find what we need!
Cater: To the town?
Riddle: Yeah, no matter what!
Trey: Well- How exactly do you propose we do that, exactly?
Riddle: I... I don't know!
Ace: Oh come off it, be serious!
Riddle: I am serious!
Ace: You're insane!
Deuce: Why, if only we were all wiener dogs, our problems would be solved!
Everyone:
Riddle: What???
Deuce: Or maybe it was a basset hound!
Ace, panicked: YOU'RE ALL INSANE!
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Riddle: Looking left cause you don’t treat me right
Ace: Looking right because you left
Deuce: Looking up cause you let me down
Cater: Looking down cause you fucked up
Trey, just trying to bake/ confused on how they got Riddle into this: What is wrong with you guys
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MC: We’ve been conducting an ongoing study to see what Deuce will and will not eat.
Ace: Grass? Yes!
Cater: Moss? Yes!!
MC: Leaves? Ohh, yes!
Cater: Shoelaces? Strange but true!
Ace: Worms? Sometimes!
MC: Rocks? Usually nah.
Ace: Twigs? Usually!
Cater: Riddle's cooking? Inconclusive...
Trey: How did you… test this?
Ace: You just hand them stuff and say ‘eat this’ and if they eat it, they eat it.
Trey: ... I don’t know how to feel about this.
Riddle: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?
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Trey, trying to convince Riddle to join the group: You know... I thought it'd be good to have someone come along who's really... strong!
Ace: And strict!
Deuce: And grumpy!
Ace: And oblivious to reality!
MC, bitter from Riddle insulting them in chapter one: And a fucking ASSHOLE.
Trey:
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Deuce: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me?
Ace: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it.
Riddle: Three of us saw it, Ace. How do you explain that?
Ace: points at Trey Sleep deprivation. points at MC Paranoia. points at Cater Delusional personality disorder.
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(Playing one of those card games like cards against humanity)
Riddle, reading off the card: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?
Ace: Rude.
Deuce: That’s fair.
Cater: Not again.
Trey: Are you going to want this back?
Riddle:
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Riddle: Where's Ace, Deuce, and Cater?
Trey: They're playing hide and seek.
Riddle: Where?
Trey: I don't think you get how this game works.
(Riddle with his lack of childhood)
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(Authors Note: Hope you enjoy this while I figure out both their gender and my own...)