Merlins Shitposting - Blog Posts
I dug three gender affirming holes today
TMA Flesh domain but its just one of those walrus piles on a beach
Every day I wake up and relate a little bit more to Hezekiah Wakely
Everyone the fuck shut up I gotta bury myself and take a nap
@escapingarchives just watch your fingers, he bites
For context
I’m sure this has been done but
S4 malevolent in a nutshell
Yeah ok I’ll draw that
Consider: Kayne in a bloody Hawaiian shirt
Diversity win! The eldritch horrors that have been stalking you and ruining your life on a cosmic scale are gender nonconforming!
do you like to cook? What’s your favorite food, to eat or cook or otherwise :0? (Feel free to ignore this ask)
Hmmm i’m not much of a cook (unless you count instant ramen and scrambled eggs) but i do like to bake! Love making cookies especially snickerdoodles 🤌🤌
Do you ever stop being super insane?
Are you seriously asking me that
What’s your favorite food oh wise wizard dude
Splendid question, hmmmm
It’s a tie between health potions(chocolate milk) and stamina spells(cheese pizza)
There are only two genders: Elias “Attention Whore” Bouchard, and Peter “Dont Fucking Look at Me” Lukas
And I swing wildly between both.
With an axe.
That was remarkably easy to buy in central London.
John is collecting all the notes from people saying they would still love him if he was a worm and then serving them to arthur along with the fresh batch of divorce papers
And bonus worm john
YES THIS, LIKE THIS
Everyone take notes, if youre drawing kayne and he isnt drenched like this little freak, that aint kayne
If you aren’t drawing Kayne covered in copious amounts of blood and viscera, what are you even doing?
If you aren’t drawing Kayne covered in copious amounts of blood and viscera, what are you even doing?
Pathetic podcast protagonist is such a male dominated industry
Petition for more women to be pathetic podcast protagonists. Like yes queen, experience the horrors
Top tier transmasc experience is wondering why your nipples are itchy and then finding out theres cat hair stuck under your transtape
Genuinely how did it get there
It was not there when i put it on i swear
I’ll do you one better
God, please take my migraine and depression, double it, and throw it at Wallace Larson
Juno steel what the fuck is wrong with you
Yeahhh
arthur lester with a trans flag and a caption that says "this too shall pass." send post
I made a thing but yall have @deepspaceace to blame for this one
As well as the iconic Krabbensofa from a year ago
Hello
Arthur Lester with a shirt that says HE TOOK MY EYES IN THE DIVORCE