Messages From Pluto - Blog Posts
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Everyone please make sure to wish the Mars Curiosity Rover a happy birthday today!
message from pluto (SBE 6)
oh look. another summer break edition of “messages from pluto”. i just wanted to do this since school is like riGHT THERE and this might be the last time i get to do an sbe.
so quick, think of something funny!!! something cool!! oh wait, i know something cool. PLUTO!!! (cuz of ice) (and im 3.67 billion miles from the sun) talk about cool eh
message from pluto (SBE 5)
pro tip: don't waste ur whole summer. 'specially if you are made of ice. u have all winter to be cold hearted.
dear pokemon go players
come to pluto
we have rare ice types and carbon monoxide but also ice
why do you waste your time like this
because i literally have no life
ha ha get it because i’m a planet with no life on it ha ha ha
being uninhabitable is kinda lonely tho tbh someone move me closer to the sun pls
maybe Eris is giving you some space
you think you’re funny but relationships are a very serious matter you scrubbice
message from Pluto (SBE 4)
hello? it’s me, pluto. i might be light years away but that doesn’t explain why you stopped texting me, eris. i thought we were going to make this long distance thing work.
message from Pluto (SBE 3)
did u know when its dark u can see stars on earth isn't that rad u just go outside and wow look up there all those pretty stars that aren’t the sun wow the sun just has to go and hide them during the day but at night wowie just look at all of em up there just wow we’re so small compared to space
important message
scienceeeeeeeeeeeeeee
message from Pluto (SBE 2)
seriously, why did i use all those hashtags?? who was i trying to impress? what teen audience? just impress yourself guys. don't use hashtags if you think they're stupid. but also don't make fun of people who use hashtags. #spreadlovenothate
message from pluto: Summer Break Edition
why haven't i deleted this yet omg i was sooo immature my old posts are so gross 😁😥
message from pluto 8
tomorrow is the big day. #showyoursupport by putting the hashtags, #stopoppressingpluto and #letplutobeitself2k16 random places until people ask you politely to please stop. this has been a psa. pluto out.
message from pluto 7
when i printed my “poster” the printer freaked out and ink splattered at the top i am crying 😭
message from pluto 6
yes it’s true i do not like people
message from pluto 5
a very reliable source says that i am indeed not a hipster so i can rest in peace another day, that was a close one guys i was scared for a minute.
message from pluto 4
guys am i a hipster seriously im debating my entire existence right now
have i become what i swore not to be??
look at this a+ photoshop wish i was this good
im a hipster guys, im about the size of russia i could go to starbucks
would pluto really use the word plox???
just because im covered in ice doesn’t mean im cold hearted
oh wait, it does nvm
pluto hearts u
sending some pluto luv 2 u 2day
message from pluto 3
click this link for a video explaining why i’m not a planet: https://youtu.be/lXMskKTw3Bc
Another Message From Pluto
i’m a real twenty one pilots fan. i know more songs than just stressed out.
that doesn’t make me a planet though.
it should, but it doesn’t.
A Message from Pluto
Yeah, I have some bad blood with the other planets. I’ve been trying to hit Neptune for years(he’s a real jerk). I’m just hoping something doesn’t crash into me first(#Can’tCleartheNeighborhood)
Moving on #2k16
Not a planet, and that is okay