Mickey Mouse Comics - Blog Posts
Pete: *Super cool passes through the security system of the McDuck mansion*
Phantom Blot: *evil laugh* Yes, Pete! Keep up the good work and I'll finally be able to get my hands on this damn artifact!
Pete: *stops right in front of the front door*
Phantom Blot: HAHAHA! Wait, what are you doing?
Pete: *takes out a bouquet from under his jacket*
Phantom Blot: Wait, no.
Pete: *sprays himself with perfume*
Phantom Blot: No, stop.
Pete: *licked his palm and smoothed his hair*
Phantom Blot: Pete, no.
Pete: *wipes his hand on his pants and puts mint in his mouth*
Phantom Blot: I'm serious, Pete.
Pete: *presses the doorbell*
Phantom Blot: Oh Gods, I beg you...
Donald opens the door: Hello?
Pete with a big smile and the most seductive smile he's capable of: *hands the bouquet to Donald* Hey~
Phantom Blot: PETE, YOU WET CAT, F-
Donald: Great, the police are here!
Pete: Well, the plan as usual is CE.
Donald: "CE"?...
Pete: Cute eyes. Look.
Chief O'Hara: Hands behind your head!!
Pete: 🥺meow...
Chief O'Hara: Awww...
Pete: Your turn, babe.
Donald: Okay, I think...?
Donald: *deep breath in*
Donald with the sweet eyes: Q-quack...
Later
Mickey on the phone: Can you believe it, the boss had a heart attack! They managed to save him, but for some reason he was smiling.. Doctors assume that it is a stroke...
Donald: Oh, it's very sad...
Pete in the background: *dying of laughter*
