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this is where I blog from. 💪

it should be illegal to look as good as you do🫣💕

OMG!

TYSM💞

I want to talk to you, I do.

I just don't know where to begin or what to say.

So instead of saying the wrong thing I say nothing.

Which is probably the dumbest thing I've never said.

I actually wanna see more of your abs, thick chest,or big armss

I like your bicepss and veinss..you have tattoos on your fingerss?

Aww, THNX!

I doooooooo, the tats spell out" judge not" when my hands are folded in prayer

Why did you delete your photos?

I only had one, so not a big loss :)

funny thing, it "I" didn't even have more than a few likes.

but I was being funny and tagged it would self destruct and ofc I didn't delete it as it was my pinned post.

NO ONE wants to see a chiseled body from a guy who spends a couple hrs in the gym a day anyways, right?

Icky massive chest, defined shoulders, washboard abs, huge arms, and ugly ass veins bigger than their fingers, yuck.

it's Tumblr, nothing surprises me anymore.

I hope.you have an amazingly astounding day!

I love that ppl follow me and are never seen on my notifications again

best part about me is that I am expendable

WOW, so being told you should delete ur selfie is kinda...

anyways, I did, don't worry you won't see any more of my abs, thick chest, or big arms.

sorry to have offended you.

so I, uh, yeah, I'm definitely not the right energy for Tumblr.

some of you girls belong back in heaven and it shows.

You wanna call me a simp for being MADly in love with her?

For wanting to do anything and everything for her?

From slicing her strawberries and feeding them to her, to massaging her cute lil feet, building her dream home with my hands, and killing your stupid ass.

Don't test the limits of what I would do for her.

I just wanna slap my cock on her...

HEY, wake back up!

YES!

thunder and lightning 🌩️

luvit

no, I totally get it, if I wasn't me, I wouldn't fw me either

she thinks I won't kill for her.

little does she know, I already have.

I'm all for pretty girls united.

even if it is a mob wanting to kill me.

yeah, but I'm drinking milk, and one day...

I still have friends that call and want to hear about my life, so they can feel better about theirs.

soooooooooooo, does anyone wanna get some pizza and watch a movie?

friendly reminder that you are worth more than you think

if you don't want to talk to me just don't say anything.

first date idea:

I pick you up at your place around 7.

We dress casual.

I bring flowers, a seasonal bouquet.

I wait outside as you put them in water.

I open your door.

I buckle you in.

I've already picked the spot.

Quaint, tucked away, not ritzy, cozy atmosphere, soft lights.

I pull out your chair.

We have street tacos, because what girl doesn't love tacos?

I'll have a Roy Rogers and you'll have a Shirley Temple, because they are delicious.

I pay.

Ice cream cones to go, the boardwalk at the resort is only a few blocks away and it's nice walking weather.

I hold your hand as we cross the streets and through the park.

We make our small talk as we make our way to the point of the floating boardwalk overlooking the lake and sunset.

It's getting late and chilling near the water, so you adorn my hoodie.

I keep my arm around your waist as we walk, you don't seem to mind.

The lights outside turn on as I drive you back home.

Once we arrive I walk you to the door.

I kiss the back of your hand and wish you a great night with the hopes we can do this again.

Why?

Cuz I'm a fucking gentleman.

if you break her heart, I'll break your face.

I go to the gym every. single. day.

I lift for an hour and a half to two hrs.

I post a pic of myself on Tumblr for two fukin weeks and I get one like?!

one more go around, if I can't get more than one stinking like I'll just delete my acct.

@manualaggitation

all of us are broken.

some just hold the pieces together better than others.

you're in her anons sending nasty pictures of your penis.

I'm in her DMs for weeks and she's still imagining what my cock looks like

if you like a bunch of my posts I'm going to assume you have great taste.

In my defense, I am the silliest of all geese.

When it comes to sex I'm all talk.

Tell you how beautiful you are.

Tell you how sexy you are.

Tell you how stunning you look.

Tell you how delicious you smell.

Tell you how good you feel.

Tell you how great you taste.

Talk you through your first orgasm.

Tell you how well you're doing.

Tell you how bad I need you.

Tell you how tight you are.

Tell you how much more you have to take.

Talk you through your next few orgasms.

Tell you how I'm going to cum all over your pretty face.

Tell you how amazing you are.

Tell you to stay there while I get you a warm towel, your favorite stuffie, the remote, and bring you back your most favoritest ice cream.

All Talk :(