Minerva Paradizo - Blog Posts

me, at like 1 am. sleep deprived: Why does Minerva have glasses?

also me: does it matter?

me: yes! Artemis doesnt have glasses, and he's in front of a computer screen all day

me: ok..

me: so why doesn't he need glasses and Minerva does?

me: she doesn't eat her carrots? I dunno. Go to bed.

me: i bet ARTEMIS doesn't eat his veggies, though

me: he probably does. Minerva doesn't because her dad won't force her. Or maybe she doesn't actually need glasses, and they're for looking even smarter. Happy?

me: OR Artemis needs glasses, and he's invented some solution so he doesn't have to wear anything like glasses or contacts. Or maybe he is wearing special contacts that-

me: SHUT IT AND GO TO BED!

Silly very self-indulgent Artemis Fowl x figure skating drawing 👀 With, as @laeliana suggested, Artemis and Minerva as an ice dance couple ! (I know it makes no sense, it's alright, it's for the ✨vibes✨) The pose is inspired by my fellow Frenchies Evgenia Lopareva and Geoffrey Brissaud's free dance - first because, well, it slays and it's iconic, and second because I feel like it fits Artemis and Minerva's vibe pretty nicely 😈

The perspective and colours are SO wonky on this one, I'm a bit frustrated with Minerva because I feel like it's hard to recognise her without her signature glasses... but well, it was just something I scribbled during Europeans' Zamboni times in only a few hours, and I had a lot of fun, so I guess it's okay 🙂

Also FUCK YES NIINA PETROKINA EUROPEAN CHAMPION LET'S GOOOOOOO 👑🇪🇪😭