Shitty Soap Mactavish sworker headcanons 18+ Minors DNI
• Soap never thought about pursuing sex work
• That is, until one fateful discord call where the topic of camming was nonchalantly brought up. Ghost has a pretty successful onlyfans so Johnny annoys him with questions while Gaz streams fallout
• Johnny’s about a bag but he doesn’t think anyone would buy/interact with his content
• I mean, who would pay to see him naked? *Cough cough*
• It starts off with him posting nudes online
• At first it’s silly shit like taking mirror pics in his underwear with a febreeze bottle balanced on his hard-on like the shampoo bottle challenge
• But then his content starts to blow up because he is hung and the camera of his shitty cracked iPhone 6s he’d bought years ago and never replaced doesn’t do him justice
• His first video is him abusing THEE fuck out of a pocket pussy completed with breathy moans and a shaking orgasm
• He then removes his dick from the poor piece of plastic and lets his cum drip on his stomach
• He’s one of those guys that go viral on Tiktok every other day with comments filled like “Go check his Twitter y’all 😳”
• He’s not concerned about anonymity at all since he’s not in the military in this AU
• He’s never had a problem with getting laid but after this??? Whew
• Loves the feeling of being desired by people
• He plans on eventually buying his ma a bigger house
• If you’re dating him he’d definitely want to feature you in some videos if you’re ok with it
• He’d title his videos shit like “Football player fucks slut gf under bleachers before a game ALMOST CAUGHT!!”
• One of his most popular videos is a video of him fucking you doggy style while Ghost facefucks you
• “Look ah’ how yer takin’ mah dick. You were made for me. Nobody’s gonna fuck you like ah do” he pants, camera switching from your blissed out face to his dick pumping in and out of you. He’s mesmerized by the sight, yanking you up by the back of your neck and pulling you into a kiss before shoving your mouth back on Ghost’s dick, guiding your head as you deepthroat him.
• “Tell me how good it fuckin’ feels.”, he grunts, hips snapping into yours. The noises that come out of your mouth are incoherent and when your eyes start rolling back he grabs your face and forces you to look him in the eyes after Ghost spills his load down your throat
• He keeps fucking you even after you cum until you’re a sobbing mess. When he finishes, he does it inside you and zooms the camera in on your abused hole while you catch your breath, legs still shaking. You’re lying on your tummy as Ghost forces you back onto your knees for his turn.
• Johnny kisses you and wipes away your tears and you tell him how good you made him feel and the video ends. The comments go wild, talking about how hot you are and with the money he earns from the video he takes you on a date to the nicest place in the city and a buys you a necklace with his name on it. He still won’t replace the 6s.
• He convinces you to do cosplay content with him, often with him in faux military gear or you dressed as random video game characters he finds attractive (Soap is a fortnite sfm porn truther)
• Definitely posts dumb shit like “Happy Facefuck Friday” with a picture of you gagging on his dick, mascara running down your cheeks on Twitter.
•There’s a video or two out there of you pegging him and this boy is vocaaaaal. He’s a whimpering mess underneath you and loves it when yank his hair. This boy takes dick like a champ.
•He’s definitely done mutual masturbation shit with Ghost which eventually evolves into the both of them full-on fucking… Which then leads to you and Ghost fucking. You’re basically a throuple at this point.