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(Plz reblog if you like)
Top-Tier Villain Motivations
They will be safe. It doesn't matter who else or what else burns as long as They will be safe.
I will be safe. The hunger and the cold will never touch me again.
Fuck any bitch who's prettier(/cooler/better-liked/better at making dumplings) than me.
Yes, Master
Love me. Love me. Love me. Love me. LOVE ME!
I know the terrible things these so-called "heroes" will do if I don't stop them (<- is absolutely wrong)
I don't want a better future, I want a better past!
No other way to get performance art funded these days
Constantly obsessed with the concept of a man forced to be a myth. What do you do when every step you take is embedded into the text. Every word you say prose to read. You're part of something bigger than yourself. The narrative tugs you along like water currents. There is no time to rest, to be human. You must be great, you must be legend
A specific trope I could easily overdose on would be;
Whumper clutching a fist full of Whumpees hair and pulling their head back all the way.
Bonus points: If any sharp objects are near/pressed against Whumpees neck or Whumper devilishly whispering soft threats into Whumpees ear.
Heat Whump
As promised, Whump ideas that including heat. And as a person who hates heat with a freezing passion, this is gonna hurt to think about…
Hot showers, either to cool down after a nightmare or be forced into by a Whumper
A hot bath, same thing as the shower, may work as comfort or as whumping material
Boiling water, Whumper threatening to boil their limps, or maybe they’ll boil some kind of meat and tell Whumpee it was one of their loved ones, or maybe it was one of their loved ones?!
A fire place, many things can happen here, and fire alone can be terrifying
Put a metal poker in the heat and you’ve got yourself a really ugly weapon
Or maybe force our dearest Whumpee’s hands into the fire, or into the still gleaming ashes
Branding with a hot branding iron is sooo delicious too! So really, burn Whumper’s name into Whumpee’s flesh. Or maybe the company that owns them! Remind the little thing who is in control by steering it into their skin!
Hot days are torture too! Force Whumpee out on a burning out day wearing winter clothing
Or maybe it’s Vampire!Whumpee getting chained to a pole on a hot, sunny day! Whumper just wants to watch the pretty sunrise with his darling Vampire!
Okay! Sorry! I’m still alive and tired! Add more if you like! Heat is so horribly delicious in Whump!
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